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I'm sure you recognized them.

"Go explain him... who Uday Shetty really is."

"What his true colors are?"

"Control."

"And the things he can do if he blows his cool."

"I do have a gun."

I'll blast few rounds under his ear lobes..

That he'll be dancing before the horse himself.

'You guessed it right.'

'They are underworld Dons Uday Shetty and Majnu bhai.'

'There was a time when they ruled this city.'

'But look at them now.'

'They are getting swindled out of their own money.'

'Why?'

'Because these yesteryear goons... have turned white-collared now.'

- Uday! - I don't get it at all.

Where's the money?

Who let you in here?

Snake, water and Basha Khan can get in anywhere.

So which one are you?

Do I look like a snake or water?

I am Basha Khan.

I own everything that moves in Dubai.

And you two are running such a big hotel.

Did you load the guns in your mind, boss?

- Yes. - Don't fire them.

So... will you pay up or do I raze down this hotel?

Bloody... walking balloon. You'll raze down my hotel?

Yes!

Control, Majnu... Control!

What control?

Now these toads are croaking at us.

Majnu, we've been blessed with everything.

Fame, Fortune... Respect.

And respected men are helpless.

They have to pay HP-

Mannu. - Yes, boss.

Go quench his thirst.

Yes, boss.

Go.

Come, Basha bhai.

Uday... you're the smarter of the two, so explain him as well.

My feet are down there... not here.

- What did you say? - Nothing... I don't remember.

- He's a mirror of our past. - What?

Not you... Go on!

Come, Basha sir. The sweets are this way.

He's an ugly image of our past.

This is exactly how we were.

We would simply pickup the phone and..

"Send 20 million... Send 40 million.."

Doesn't it feel much better to lead a respectable life?

You're right, boss.

Since you turned descent, a lot of people respect you.

Right, boss?

But earlier everyone would respect him.

Right, boss?

That wasn't respect, it was fear.

Right, boss.

Fear is better than this decency.

Right, boss.

What's all this?

Can't you all stick to one thing?

Why are you confusing me?

They can't confuse you.

You've been confused for the last seven years yourself..

Whether you did the right thing by turning decent.

Right... we are confused.

Not us... only you.

I am clear... that I am wrong.

I am still within my limits because of your decency.

Otherwise... l would've made my own Al-Qaidas.

"There's another problem in their life."

"These two poor guys are still unmarried."

"They couldn't get married yet."

There's not a single female in their home.

Boss, if there's nothing more to do, can we go home?

You never stay when there is something to do.

- Go. - Thanks.

No need to go anywhere.

Boss, it's 'Karvachauth' today.

Our poor wives must be waiting for us.

How would these two poor guys know about wives, 'Karvachauth'..

Home or Children.

Love you, son..

I'll get you the chocolate... l promise.

Even the toys. I'll get everything.

Boss, the children are giving you love.

Boss, we'll have to go.

Yes, we have to.

Let's go.

They are all married.

Look at this fatso.

When he's sitting, he looks like a big sofa.

And this baldy.

His wife doesn't have to wait for the moon to rise.

Even I've a big desire..

That someone looks at me from the other side of the strainer.

Yes, that's true.

But wives are a peculiar puzzle.

They trouble their husband all year and make his life hell.

And by performing such rituals... they don't let them die either.

Regardless... we should get married.

Yes, of course we should.

But you see... our good-looks interfere with our destiny.

Lord must be confused... about the kind of girl He has to make for us.

"But one day... Lord sent a dame in their life... clad in a two-piece."

"And it was love at first sight, for these two... with the same gal."

"But she is no ordinary girl."

"She is Princess Chandni."

And this is the website from where the princess was downloaded.

"I mean her mom..."

"Queen Padmavati" of Nazabgarh.

"But do you know why they are here?"

So... after we get out, we've to lure their kids.

They are the targets.

Look at his face...

And this one isn't even worth a look.

Mr. Gill's seen their hotels.

They are filthily rich.

This time we'll be posing as Queen and Princess.

Why is that?

The rich get credit easily.

Sometimes we'll borrow from them...

other times they can give it as gifts.

But what if they seriously come after me for marriage.

I didn't get married yet, how can I let you do it?

But... they look like tough nuts to crack.

Can we break them?

Not just break them dear, they will melt away.

They will melt away.

Both the rascals are eager to get married.

And after all, you're my daughter.

In just two meetings...

you'll turn them into Ranbir Kapoor and Shahid Kapoor.

"Tell me baby now..."

"what's the reason that you sound."

"What's the reason that you sound like my dream guy."

"And your ways just feels like wow!"

"I feel relieved... every time you're close to me."

"Every time you're close... my passion soars."

"So why don't you meet me really soon."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"Life's so lonely."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"You've stolen my heart."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"Life's so lonely."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"You've stolen my heart."

"O Baby... O Baby... 0 Baby..."

Mom, I want this car.

Such a beautiful car.

That we can't afford.

Love you.

"You stole my heart in a second."

"Now you seem important than the rest."

"Important than the rest..."

"Important than the rest..."

"Important than the rest..."

"You stole my heart in a second."

"Now you seem important than the rest."

"You know how incomplete I am without you."

"Distances are not good in love."

"Why do you meet me only on weekends."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"Life's so lonely."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"You've stolen my heart."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"Life's so lonely."

"Baby... meet me daily."

"You've stolen my heart."

"O Baby... O Baby... 0 Baby..."

Mom... I don't like a single ring here.

- How about this one? - "Baby... meet me daily."

"Life's so lonely."

Majnu, your heart is bigger than this ring.

My love.

Brother.

Brother.

Why are you prancing around like a horse?

I've wonderful news.

- What happened? - I've decided to get married.

Congratulations...

- Me too. - What?

- With whom? - Yes... with the princess.

- Princess? - Hmmmm.

But I love the princess.

- Ignorant fool... she loves me. - I see.