I'm Sorry

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Mommy. did you get a present for Oscar's birthday?

No. you know. his mommies told me not to get a present.

so. lovely. we're just going to get a book

and they're gonna donate it to the library.

One of my books? No. don't worry.

Your 3.000 books for one small human are completely safe.

Good.

"Good"-- really? "Good"?

His "mommies"?

Yes. mom. they are a lesbian couple

and their son Oscar is in Amelia's class.

Remember when we had gay dogs? Wow!

Just so you know-- What?

just if you're out in mixed company--

Yeah? Going from a lesbian couple to

"remember we had gay dogs"-- not necessarily the best leap.

Do you remember when Abe used to shove his stuff

into Silver's face and force him to do things?

Yeah. do you remember how poor Silver

had to stick his little head in the rails of the banister

just to get a moment's peace?

It was very traumatizing to me.

Abe was on his last legs when we got him. and then what?

He lived five more years. Yeah. 'cause he was gettin'...

mouthing words every day.

Well. they were forced. you know.

Either way. And I'm not sure that has the same effect.

Come to think of it. was Silver really gay?

You know what. he wasn't.

because he had no choice in the matter.

He was more "gay for stay".

"Gay for stay"-- do people say that?

Grammy. look what I drew.

Oh... oh. my gosh. look at that sun.

We've been here quite a while.

When does dance class start? It started 20 minutes ago.

Why isn't she dancing?

Because after begging me to take dance class.

Amelia decided she just wanted to watch.

So. you just sit here every week for 45 minutes?

Yeah. that's what happens because when we make

a commitment. we stick to it. right?

Mm-hmm. mm-hmm.

Do you. do you get some of your money back?

No. I did not get any of my money back.

Mommy. can I have snack?

Ah. you know what. it's really not good to eat

while you're dancing.

You could get a cramp and drown.

It's called sarcasm.

which is something that's going to be very important

for you to learn in life.

Hey! Mom. did you see that plie?

I'm not playing this game.

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Mommy. Walter's flying in air!

Walter's going crazy!

Walter's going crazy. honey.

All right. it looks like Oscar's house is up here.

Mommy. why does Oscar have two mommies?

Well. because Oscar's mommies.

they fell in love with each other

and decided to have a baby. and they're two mommies

because they're both girls. and girls are mommies.

So you can have more than one mommy?

Hundred percent-- you can have two mommies.

You can have two daddies.

Some people just go mommy. no daddy.

Some people have a daddy. no mommy.

Some people just have a grammy and grampy.

You can even have a grammy and a grammy or a grampy and a grampy.

It's more rare. Yeah. but it's still an option.

And it's an option I'm incredibly excited to Google

a little bit later today.

The point is. it's super-cool because there's lots

of different kinds of families

and they don't all have to look like us.

Like Oscar's family. Two mommies is a lot of mommies.

Yeah. but. wouldn't you want to have two mommies.

especially if you had two mommies like this mommy?

singing * This is when you want three mommies at least *

Yeah!

So in that scenario you're getting cloned

and marrying yourself.

No. no. clone me is not ready to settle down.

she is open for biz.

I'd like to meet that clone. You're not her type.

She likes very petite. hermetic men.

Oh.

Here's your gift bag.

We should really set up a family play date with Leah and Jessica.

I really like them.

Did you even get a chance to talk to them?

No. Okay.

I just think they seem very cool.

so automatically I can relate to them on that level.

Mm-hmm. But also.

Amelia's got some questions about two mommies.

Now. it's one thing to sit there and we explain to her

like all the other different families and all.

but it's another thing just to see it

and realize it's just totally normal.

Yeah. I mean. she doesn't really have that person

as a point of reference in her daily life.

Well. I mean there's my brother David.

but she wouldn't know he's gay

because he still hasn't come out.

so I guess technically that doesn't really help.

You know he still calls Nick his roommate. right?

Yeah. So. basically. he's worthless.

But is Amelia even friends with Oscar?

Not really. I mean. he's a boy.

But this isn't about her being friends with Oscar.

this is about her getting to know Oscar's mommies.

Oscar's more like our lesbian Trojan horse.

Wait. that doesn't work. Amelia is the Trojan horse.

No. Amelia's the soldiers inside the Trojan horse

who jump out and learn a lot about lesbians.

You ready to go. Bubs? Come on!

Was that a fun party?

Yeah. Yeah?

Amelia! This is for you.

And we snuck in an extra eraser.

so don't tell any of the little kids about it. okay?

I heard so.

Could you also not mention it to any of the other kids?

Okay. it's gonna be hard. though.

But what do you say. lovey? Thank you.

You're welcome. You're welcome.

Thanks for inviting us. Amelia had so much fun.

We should do a family play date sometime.

We would love that. Oh. good!

We usually go to this indoor gym thing on Saturdays.

Do you guys want to come with us next week?

Yeah! That sounds cool.

Let's do it! Up high.

Down low.

Ooh. too slow. Oh!

Hey. don't worry.

Between now and next Saturday I will train her because

she will not embarrass our family again.

You will not embarrass our family again!

Bye! Bye. thank you for coming.

David on phone No. no. no. no.

you and mom are not remembering this right.

Yes. we are! It wasn't Abe.

Silver would saunter around the house.

He had sort of like an attitude about it or whatever.

David! He had hip dysplasia.

He was also flashing his butt all the time.

Are you saying

that Silver was asking for this?

Are you victim blaming right now?

I'm just saying that he wasn't necessarily innocent. okay?

Wow!

You know. I don't sully the good name of Silver Shadow

when he's not alive to defend himself.

How was your weekend?

I went to two kids' birthday parties. went to Target.

And we were in bed both nights by nine.

so part heavenly and also part incredibly soul crushing.

How was yours? We stayed up past nine.

if that's what you're asking. Ooh!

Now it sounds like someone's bragging.

Who's "we." by the way? Who's "we" stayed up?

You know my roommate. Nick?

Yes. of course I know your roommate Nick.

We made lightbulbs from scratch.

How do you make a lightbulb from scratch?

The key is to find the proper filament.

and then you gotta weigh a lot of factors. like density--

Sorry to interrupt. but I just killed myself. so--

Okay. well. you asked me.

The point is that Nick and I had fun.

we had a great time. we loved it.

Well. you and Nick always have a lot of fun together.

you guys have a lot in common.

David. you know that I really like Nick. right?

Yeah. he's pretty great. Yeah.

Oh. my God.

There's a woman who's got "Pink Mom" on her license plate

who is dressed tops to bots all in pink--

I gotta go. I gotta go.

Okay. I guess you're not looking--

car thunks

Oh. shit!

I mean. there was barely a dent.

but you could see why Pink Mom should be

really considered a driving distraction.

Bubs. you're up.

And of course she fled the scene.

How was your lesbian party. by the way?

What lesbian party?

You know. the "mommies".

Oh. you mean the birthday party for a five-year-old

that was thrown by his mothers?

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm not used to all this.

you know. new configuration of family.

Why are you following me while I hopscotch?