Marry Me

All right. Let's do it again from the top.

We can cue music.

Tomorrow night, superstar Kat Valdez

and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian

will make history when they perform

their new hit song "Marry Me" and exchange vows

in front of the whole world.

- 20 million people. - (cheering)

See you tomorrow.

I'll be the one in the veil.

And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me!

Okay, I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown

with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals.

I feel so grateful right now

that everything is the way it is.

I have a beautiful fiancé

who's so supportive and loving and...

I feel so grateful for the American fans because

they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way.

"Marry Me" is sweeping the country.

Planning the wedding show has been insane.

Strike that, the world.

Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage

in New York City tomorrow night,

and then jetting off to a private island

where they'll make, let's hope, more beautiful music together.

City National Bank,

bank of the stars, presents "Marry Me."

The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime.

And with me is Colin Calloway, her manager. How are you?

I'm very well, Justin. How are you?

I'm good. Now, I heard this was all Bastian's idea.

Uh, no, no, no, they-they both wanted to give

- something back to the fans. - You know, combined,

they have a social reach of over 200 million people?

Uh, yeah, of course I know that. I'm-I'm the manager.

- Uh... uh... - Who's a bridesmaid?

What about her exes? Will they be in the audience?

They got some people, uh, waiting for me,

so I'm just gonna go and deal with that.

- Just... - Bye, guys.

I hate dealing with managers.

Can somebody get this cart?

- Can somebody help me? - (indistinct chatter)

It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni.

I mean, if you don't like it, I'll take it.

- Oh, that's beautiful. - Ah!

Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon.

- Okay. - Okay?

Oh, more flowers.

: My God, this is insane.

This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park

stuffed with wedding gifts, including a stove.

- Someone got me a stove? - It's from a fan.

Who thinks I don't have a stove?

Yeah, Tyra?

Donate all of it.

- ("Marry Me" ringtone plays) - Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio.

Tom, the man himself. Talk to me.

Of course I've got some tickets for you,

even if we are completely sold out.

I don't think there's a single person in this city

who's not clamoring to come to this wedding.

Think this is one of my better lunches,

but you be the judge.

Dad, don't mess up my hair.

I thought that gave you good luck.

That was, like, a long time ago.

I think it was about a month ago.

How great is this?

Going to the same school together.

- Mm-hmm, great. - Oh, and, Lou, you probably

won't see that much of me.

I know that could be a problem for you,

but if you need to see me anytime...

I won't.

I like the independence. Good.

Oh, and you know the student that you're shadowing, Esther?

Full disclosure, Esther is in my math club,

but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join.

I'm not joining.

Tough audience.

Um, Dad?

- Can I go in alone? - Of course.

I was just gonna ask you the same thing.

If I could walk in alone, you know, for my street cred.

I love you!

You may be good at football, you may be good at track,

but when it comes to math clubs...

You better watch your back!

Coolidge Pi-thons attack!

- (hissing) - Yes!

What's our number?

3.141592...

- (school bell rings) - 65839...

Percy, we got it. Good.

Okay, remember, if you sit in the question,

the answer will find you.

Terrific job today. I love the energy.

I'm telling you, if we bring that

to the Mathalon finals, we win the...

- Oh, Esther, you got a second? - Yeah.

How's Lou doing? She good?

I think so.

You know, she's great at math, so at some point,

I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking

about maybe joining the Pi-thons.

'Cause, you know, at her last school,

she made it to the Mathalon finals.

Really? She never mentioned that.

Ah, you know, that's the thing. She's really shy.

Oh, not at all. She was telling me about her vacation

and about this guy named David.

David? My ex's new husband?

- What did she say about him? - Oh...

It doesn't matter. Never mind.

Actually, go ahead. Tell me.

Oh, just that he's awesome

and no matter what they do, it's always cool

- and exciting and, you know... - Fun.

- Yeah. (Chuckles) - Gotcha.

- All right. - Okay. Thanks, Esther.

I guess they're going cave diving.

- Hmm. Cave diving. - Yeah.

- (door opens, closes) - Where?

In a stairwell, spying on your daughter.

- Really? We're not spying.

We're-we're just watching from a distance.

We're not spying.

Look, she had a hard time at her last school.

I just want to make sure she's okay.

So, what, you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids?

Parker, you're supposed to set a good example

as the guidance counselor.

I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone.

Jesus, kids still do the robot?

- Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone? - Guilty.

What's "Marry Me"?

It's Kat and Bastian's new song.

- It's everyone's new song. - It's my new song.

- It's not mine. - People are gonna propose to it.

They're gonna post videos of themselves

dancing to it down the aisle.

- Are you ready to be jealous? - Yes.

I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex-girlfriend

- to their concert/wedding. - Shut up.

Where she's gonna look at me and say...

Hi, baby.

BASTIAN (over phone): Hi, love.

- Did you see my post? - No. You post something?

So, do you like it?

I love it.

I love you.

I love you more, baby.

- When'll you be home? - About an hour.

You know there's about a thousand people

- in this apartment right now? - (laughing): What?

I know.

20 million?

Yeah, of course.

Oh, my God. This has gotten so out of control.

Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait.

Yeah, I just...

now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere.

No, my love.

You deserve the biggest wedding in the world.

And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives.

- Can't wait. (Chuckles) - I can't wait either, baby.

Where's Kat?

An interview in ten minutes.

Look what I just found.

Scoot over. (Grunts)

I was just looking through some old pictures.

- Uh-huh? - And look at this one I saw

of you, me and Mom in Jamaica, parasailing.

We went parasailing?

Do you not remember?

I mean, to be honest,

I don't remember you together at all.

Well, we were, and we had fun.

I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy.

I was, and I am a fun guy.

But, you know,

it's not just about fun.

It's-it's harder than that.

It's work. It's...

Well, think about Tank.

- When Tank was a puppy. - (chuckles)

- You remember that? - Yeah.

You remember how fun he was

and playing tug-of-war with the Frisbee

and him jumping around?