Shameless

Oh, Jesus!

Would you please pay attention

so we can stop doing these stupid fucking recaps?

There's absolutely no way in hell

that you're going to be able to raise a baby,

and I am going to get stuck doing it!

Push!

It's amazing, debs.

My daughter.

- So, what are we doing? - Whatever you want, I guess.

I want you.

- Svetlana. We had sex last night. - Then why the fuck are you telling me?

- I want to keep doing it. - (Gasps)

I get ready now. Open bar.

It's a brave new world, Fiona.

Will you keep me company tonight?

Lip: If she loses her job because of me,

she's still never gonna wanna see me again.

What do you want from all this?

I don't want her to lose her job. And I want her to not break up with me.

You're losing your shit. Go home. Sober up.

You don't give a shit about me because you don't have to.

- You're officially fucking fired. - Fuck you!

You feel that shit!

Youens: You're a drunk. You need help.

- I know a place. - Lip: A rehab?

Youens: Look, you go. You work the steps.

- You a virgin? - Yeah.

I was thinking, maybe you and me?

Yeah.

Fiona Gallagher, will you marry me?

Yeah. (Laughing)

Frank, this is my wedding day. Please don't fuck it up.

Go, frank. You're not wanted here.

I know you, seany boy.

Takes a dope fiend to know a dope fiend, and you are world-class.

How many hits did it take you this morning?

Is that true?

Oh, he's junkie through and through, your husband to be.

Sorry.

The fuck is... wait! No! Don't. No, no, no!

Oh! Shit! Oh! (Laughs)

Sweet Mary mother of Jesus!

John Doe is awake!

I can't do it, franny.

I'm not a good mother.

Fiona was right, I'm too young.

You'll be better off here without me.

- (Indistinct chatter) - (Engine starts)

- Hi. Carl, dom's here! - He up?

Yeah, he should be, I woke him a while ago.

Debs?

Morning, boo.

You know where Debbie and franny are?

Uh, bowl to the sink, we're late.

Don't forget your lunch.

Bye, Carl!

Don't forget to lock the front door!

Bye, Dominique.

Bye.

Carl, we're going to be late.

Come on. Okay, I'm serious.

Oh, god.

Okay, no.

We got to get to school.

You really want me to stop?

No. But we can't be late again.

Fine.

How about?

Thirty seconds or less?

No problem.

You don't remember anything?

I was going to a wedding.

I was wet and cold. Very cold.

Cold saved you.

Your core body temperature was under 90 degrees

when the rescue team brought you in.

Can I get your name, sir?

You didn't have any identification on you when they pulled you out of the lake.

We've got to get you admitted properly.

- I was in the lake? - Do you have any health insurance, sir?

- How long was I out? - It can be a bit of a shock

when you wake up from a comatose state to...

Frank: How long?

Twenty-nine days.

Nobody tried to find me?

Jesus.

I'm working a 24 hour, won't be home until the morning.

Well, I'm off tomorrow night. Want to catch dinner and a movie?

Thought you were pulling a double?

I was supposed to, but juanita needs the overtime

for her down kid's summer camp.

I can't tomorrow night. I have a thing.

A thing?

I'm meeting an old high school friend for dinner.

Old friend?

Denise.

Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids.

Gotta go.

Okay.

Okay, we have to figure this out.

We're in this together, right, franny?

Yeah.

- Beautiful baby. - Thanks.

- What's her name? - Talia.

Talia, that's cool.

Imaginative. This is franny.

- My dad's frank, so Francis, franny... - Excuse me.

Here you go.

Olga, table six is looking for their check.

Johnny: Order up.

Johnny, where's the huevos rancheros for table 15?

Johnny: Yeah, yeah. All right.

And there's no hash browns on this scramble with peppers.

Johnny: I'm working on it.

So, you need to start more hash browns.

Little backed-up, boss.

- Out of ones at the register. - Take them out of the tip jar.

And the credit card terminal's not working again.

- What's it saying? - "Authorizing."

It's been like that for, like, 10 minutes.

- Do they have cash? - Want to write a check.

- Okay, get ID. - And the meat delivery guy is here,

and he needs a signature.

Keep an eye on that bacon, Johnny.

Hi. You were supposed to be here yesterday.

Refrigeration unit on the truck broke down.

Uh-huh. You only have one truck?

'Cause we ran out of hamburger meat last night,

I had to go buy patties at osco.

- (Dishes clattering) - (Indistinct shouting)

Okay! Okay!

Hey. Enough. Enough.

Okay. Stop, stop, stop...

- Ai, ai, ai, ai. Okay, okay. - (Groaning)

- Go get a broom and a dustpan. - (Speaks Spanish)

Okay? Let's get this cleaned up.

And get back out front after you finish this.

Here we go. Okay.

I know. Just breathe. We're gonna sit down...

He just put the tray only halfway and, boom, the chingadera fell off.

It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry about it. It's fine.

- Okay? Let's see. Okay. - (Wincing)

- No. It's okay. It's okay. - Okay. No, no, no. That's deep.

- No. You might need stitches. - No, I'm fine. It's okay.

- You should go to urgent care. - No, it's okay.

Fiona? I need to leave early for my doctor's appointment.

- How early? - Like, pretty soon.

- Now. My fibroids are acting up. - Are you asking or telling?

Telling.

No, it's okay. I'll just super glue it.

- No, no, no. - No stitches, it's fine.

Go to urgent care, bring me the bill. The restaurant will pay you back. Go.

- Go, go, go. It's okay. Go. - Thank you.

You never want to go down on me.

I always go down on you, but you don't ever go down on me.

We could, like, watch a movie or something together and see how it's done.

I know how it's done.

You've done it before?

Did you hate it or something?

No. Not really.

So you just don't want to do it with me?

- Yeah. - Why?

Your thing is kind of weird.

It has all this extra skin and it kind of freaks me out.

It's no big deal, okay? I still like you.

- Open. Open. Open. Open. Okay. - (Cries)

- Open. Nope. Open. Open. - No!

Someone needs to go to the costco today. We're running low on baby wipes.

I got it. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open.

Kev, you open the bar today with Svetlana.

I'll bring the babies over after morning nap.

- Open. No. - No.

Yevgeny has butt rash again.

On the list. Who's got mommy and me tomorrow?

Oh, that's me. First shower?

- Go for it. - Okay.

Towels are still in the dryer.

Anybody want to wash my back?

Don't use all the hot water!

You did it.

Yeah, I did.

How was it?

It was pretty boring, actually.

- Get anything out of it? - Oh, yeah.

- Learned a lot. - Like what?

The people in there are pretty fucked up, and definitely need to quit drinking.

That a fact?

And I learned a lot of new cliches.

One day at a time...

- This too shall pass... - Keep it simple...

- Do the next right thing... - Let go, let god.

Yeah, they're big on cliches in aa.

Doesn't mean they're not true.

- So, can I take you to a meeting? - Hey, you going to meetings now?

No, I just said I'd take you to one.

Never got that fixed, huh?

Been meaning to take care of it. Come on, I'll give you a lift.

- Cough please... - Woman: Insurance?

Nope. (Groans)