Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Hey, what are you two girls looking at?

Hey, put it here.

He noticed us.

Yeah.

Just at least try to act cool, beavers.

I hope they have a hospital in your kindergarten, man, because if you don't stop looking at me, that's

where you're going to end up.

Well, see you did it again, but he's talking to us.

He's a little cool.

All right, that's it.

I warned you.

Hey, how's it going?

Well, I love to stay and kick your asses some more, but my shift in hand is starting to

hurt.

Are you sure it's cool?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, beavers, let's follow him and find out how come he's cool.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And then we can become cool too.

Yeah.

Holy nazif, traffic's 있고요.

That's off.

I have to go this park right here.

Hey, man.

Shine

sleepy

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hey.

Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, how are you, man?

We're like your friends.

Yeah.

We're like in your gang and stuff, you know?

Like, you know, we hang out and stuff like that, you know?

It's pretty cool.

Whatever you are.

Whoa.

Whoa.

This is the role.

This is the coolest thing that has ever happened.

Whoa.

So, uh, Todd.

Some four-like friends.

This is cool.

Can you tell us how to, like, you know, get chicks to do it?

Yeah, that's a good question.

Come on, Todd.

Racing man, you got it.

Good stuff.

Done and take your bike and do it.

Have it and you're grabbing it and driving it.

Yeah.

All right.

And then you got her, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See?

See, that's what I've been telling you about it.

It's like, you got to take her bike and then drive her real slow.

You know what I'm saying?

We have a few dumb asses.

That's not what he said.

So, I mean, so Todd, where are you supposed to take her bike?

What?

Damn it, Bavis.

Shut up.

Well, uh, Todd, like, what's your secret for buying beer?

Yeah, yeah.

Beer is cool, too.

Yeah.

You can tell us.

You're among friends now.

Man, it's easy, man.

You got this place.

You got him giving, like, you know, just, and then, we, oh, you're a lock, man.

And then, all that.

Really?

Yeah.

So all you got to do is, like, go give him some tiger nachos.

I would have been buying beer every day if I knew that.

Damn it.

Bavis, shut the hell up.

What the hell kind of stupid, what dumb ass, what crap are you talking about?

Yeah, hell is saying.

What did I mean?

I think you should listen more closely to what Todd said.

It's like, um, he, because that's what he said.

Yeah, so I mean, so Todd.

How can we get cool like you?

Just guys, it's like, he's burgging it.