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Scram!

Get the fuck away from here!

Fiodor!

Fiodor!

Scram!

He's so uncompromising.

He's cute. Hey there, boy.

Good evening, lady. What's his name? He's really cute.

Good evening to you, sir. His name is Fiodor.

He's like a snowball.

Please, don't pick him up! His stomach is very sensitive!

No, he loves me.

Turn down the AC.

Where are you going in such shitty weather?

I'm sorry?

The weather looks like it's the end of the world.

I'm going to the post office. Put him down, please.

Young man, do you hear me? I have to go now!

Where's the fire, lady?

Put him down!

Put. The dog. Down!

Look at this.

What's going on here?

He won't give me my dog back!

She's a bit neurotic, I just wanted to pet the dog. Here, lady.

Fiodor! My little doggy! My doggy...

Crazy woman.

Robber!

Stop that man! He's a robber!

Stop!

-Stop! Police! -Stop right there!

-Stop! Don't move! -Stop!

-Police! Don't move! -Don't move!

-Stay right here! -Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't you make a move!

-Get him up! -Come on!

A Film by LUKA BURSAĆ.

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Balanar.

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Nine.

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Eleven.

Twelve.

The King of the Gods Sovereign, good light who shines.

Great Moon, Ruler of the living stars.

Turn your kind face to me in peace.

Be kind to me.

The King of the Gods.

Sovereign, good light who shines.

Great Moon, Ruler of the living stars.

Turn your kind face to me in peace.

Be kind to me.

The King of the Gods.

Sovereign, good light who shines.

Great Moon, Ruler of the living stars.

Turn your kind face to me in peace.

Be kind to me.

The King of the Gods.

Sovereign, good light who shines.

Great Moon, Ruler of the living stars.

Turn your kind face to me in peace.

Be kind to me

Daddy!

Daddy!

-Stay here. -Daddy!

Don't go near him.

Stay here!

Stay here. Stay here.

Where do you come from?

Which way are you going?

There!

There! There...

I'm bored, Daddy.

Don't talk like that in front of a stranger.

Who is he?

God knows.

He doesn't speak our language. Where he comes from...

God knows.

Want some more?

Take the plastery.

Play something for him.

Daddy!

You are a champion for one in distress.

Who protects the body of whoever says his name.

May you enter and exit.

Without being hindered May your soul live.

Being rejuvenated for all eternity!

You are a champion for one in distress.

Who protects the body of whoever says his name.

May you enter and exit.

Without being hindered May your soul live.

Being rejuvenated for all eternity!

I don't believe this.

Fuck...

Not so long ago In the hilly Balkans.

You had me Knew every flaw of mine.

Keep our love Better put it aside

I'm telling you this As a best friend.

Don't look at me like that I'm begging you.

Try to understand I want no pain

I'll just tell you I love you as a friend.

If you need anything Feel free to call me.

Let's just be friends

I feel I'm not the right one for you.

Though every day, baby, I think of you.

Don't be surprised If I don't call you.

Let's just be friends.

Don't touch me When we're alone.

Honey Bunny...

See you.

Dubai.

Did you at least fuck someone?

Cut the crap.

Chop that food and stop fucking with me.

Fuck? I spent the night drinking with Brka.

Can you believe that fool?

We drank until six o'clock in the morning.

My head is a mess. A total mess.

Wanna burn one?

-Right now? -Right now.

It's in the helmet. Under the lining.

That sauce... what is it?

-Which one, dude? -That one, over there.

-This one? -That one, there.

-This one? -Yes.

-That's hummus, dude. -Cool.

I already put it. Okay?

Yeah, okay. Cool.

Like they say, 'Be famous with hummus'.

I'd like to take you to the seaside... to Dubai.

-You'd like to take me to Dubai? -Yes.

All you can do is take me to the river.

-Really? -Yes.

-Fine. -Fine.

As long as we love each other, right?

Dubai...

So, what will you have?

Can you make one shawarma with no meat?

-We've got falafels, that's meatless. -No, not that.

Charge me a full shawarma, but put no meat inside, only vegetables.

Okay.

You like it?

I'm sorry?

You like the Beemer, right?

It kicks ass.

We're the importers, this one is surplus.

Fuck, we lost count.

I'm sorry, do you want to eat here or take away?

Take away.

There you go. Wait for the change.

It's alright. See you.

What? You fell for it? Right?

Do you know who that is?

-Do you? -Who?

Don't get carried away, the guy's a crook.

Thirty years ago, he used to be a petty car thief.

Look at him now, the official distributor of BMW.

What a fucking country we live in.

Give me back that money! Give it back!

Fucking dirty money. Dirty money.

The guy's loaded, right?

-Are you working tomorrow? -No.

-You don't give a fuck. -That's right.

Come on, let's go!

Let's play!

Come on!

-Hey. -Hey. I want one.

You took all the best. Ape.

Why did you say that?

Because that's what you are.

You're a real chimp.

-You're full of salt. -Full of salt and pepper.

Yes?

I'll take three shawarmas. Medium size.

-We've got no medium size. -What do you mean?

We've got big and small.

-How much is the big one? -Four hundred.

-I'm asking about the weight. -Oh, that?

The big one is 340 grams, the small one is 280 grams.

Okay, I'll have small.

One, right?

Are you deaf?

I said three... three.

-Hurry up a little. -Okay.

For our friend here, a little extra.

There you are.

-Wait for me! -I'm not going home.

I'll sleep at Gary's.