Bounty Hunters

Nobody move!

Stand up!

Hey, hey, we're cool baby.

I aint your baby, stand up.

Stand up!

Hands up where I can see 'em!

Who else is here?

Nobody.

Where's Raphael Nunez?

Who is Raphael Nunez?

You're in his apartment.

I swear I don't know no Raphael,

it's just me and my girl.

Fuck!

My god!

This is Nina Morales, bail enforcement,

I got a 10-34, requesting dispatch.

Two dead males.

Hey, the cops are gonna be here in six minutes,

wanna stick around?

Both males are latino, I repeat, the deceased are not white.

Get yourself cleaned up, sport you a half hour.

- As students of historical textiles,

you'll know that the natural secretions from your skin

damage fabric so you have to be very careful

when touching cloth.

You must, must remember to wash your hands.

Acid free paper should be laid down

On a large, empty, flat surface before you begin

to remove the textile from it's protective wrapping.

Hey.

Hey.

I, er, grabbed some things

of the top of the washing machine.

Fresh clothes, you're a star!

How is he?

- Not bad for a man who's fallen out of a window.

What was he doing?

Well at least it's quieter than A&E,

well, until your sister gets here.

I thought she was traveling?

She was so sweet,

she insisted that I brought her a ticket home.

Barnaby, these are all Leah's clothes.

No, they're not.

Can you see me in these?

Mum.

- Now I said I'd lend Penelope the trestle table

for the WI bake off,

I think it's in your fathers shop,

can you find it for me?

Mum, you're gonna need help.

So you'll find the trestle table?

Yes.

- Barnaby, your mother said you'd lend me a trestle table.

Barnaby?

I never check my messages

so it's your own life that you're wasting.

Leah, it's me.

Some money of dads has gone missing.

Now, I'm trying to accuse anyone of anything

but before you went away you did make quite a lot of jokes

about breast augmentation.

I assumed you were trying to make me feel uncomfortable,

which I was, but if you weren't joking,

spending money that we really don't have

on those sort of luxuries is, erm,

I'll just refer to your breasts as luxuries,

I feel uncomfortable again.

Leah, just call me back.

Man, that holding cell was nasty.

God, I stink.

You know that guy you shot?

Raphael Nunez, Mexican national, no papers.

So what do I get?

A trip to the White House?

Bottle of Trump vodka?

What?

Hey, I got my man, dead or alive.

I don't think it's the state department

you gotta worry about.

His friend, recognize him?

Dante Flores, his fathers Alejandro Flores,

the head of the Los Cardenas cartel.

Fuck me.

What the hell was he doin' here?

- Layin' low, cost the cartel a cocaine factory.

He was a rat?

He was an idiot.

The DEA tracked his location on social media,

wasn't completely his fault, he was re-tweeted by Sean Penn.

Jeez, so he aint employee of the month.

- I don't think Los Cardenas is gonna see it like that,

you need to disappear for awhile, Nina.

I can get you out of jail,

I can't get you out of the morgue.

Right.

50 grand.

Lookin' for Nige.

I'm afraid he's off at the moment.

You work here, yeah?

Well, I'm his son.

Right, well then.

Mr. Walker asked me to source him a statue,

bronze, very rare, it's sat in me haddock.

I beg your pardon?

Haddock and bloater.

Motor.

My van.

Right!

Yes, of course, the old motor.

Do you want a hand with it?

Well I'd rather you pay for it.

Of course.

What's the damage?

50 grand, cash.

Right.

Whilst my father has every confidence in me,

I'm not technically in charge so--

What's the problem?

Didn't you put your big boy pants on this mornin'?

No, big boy pants very much on.

It's just that I, I wouldn't feel comfortable--

With what?

Nigel's got a collector willin' to pay 250 grand for these.

Golly!

Look, if Nigel's got cold feet,

least he could do is tell me to my face.

It's really like that.

It's no skin off my nose mate,

there's plenty of dealers want these statues.

It's just a shame, I thought Nigel was one of the good guys.

Wait!

Auntie Nina,

- What don't you understand about in this apartment

we speak English.

Okay, grandma.

You tell her, in English, what you wanna do.

I wanna change our name.

She wants to change Morales.

- Being Puerto Rican never did you no good,

so we're Jews for Jesus now.

Ma, you're as Jewish as Mardis Gras.

Tell her the name you want.

So I was thinking, Brumphman.

Ma!

Hey, it's classy, we could be doctors!

- Guys, do you know how many things are made with pork?

I mean, we're talkin' wieners, ribs, pulled pork.

Don't say I, we say oi.

Don't you have shift tonight?

- I'm gonna quit, seriously, if assholes could fly,

that place would be an airport.

- Sophia, you gotta learn to stick it out, okay?

I can't carry you forever.

There are other bars.

Talkin' about bars,

how was your night in jail, sweetheart?

Did you join a gang?

- Listen ma, I gotta go away for a minute.

On business?

Yep.

You hear that Pancho?

Nina got a big job outta town.

I'm so proud of you.

These are jolly nice.

Erm, does he come with a receipt?

I appreciate the faintly irregular nature

of this transaction but say a customer

were to start asking questions