The Tourist

So Elliot Stanley?

Not ringing any bells?

How do you know me?

Oh, God.

Okay. So we met six months ago

on Suluban Beach in Bali.

You bought me a drink.

It was a lemon drop martini with Belvedere vodka.

Things moved fast.

I mean, we had this chemistry.

Like, we had this thing.

It was like a highly flammable thing.

We stayed in my room for about three days,

and when those were up, we--

we moved our flights so that we could be together for longer.

What was I doing before Bali?

You never talked about it.

I just-- I stopped asking.

All I know is, you cancelled your return flight,

and you said you'd stay there with me forever if I wanted.

- Guess I must've really liked you.

Yeah, you liked me.

Well, the feeling was mutual, so...

So--

What happened? - What happened was, one day,

a man with a gun showed up in our hotel room,

and he tried to kill us,

and you broke his neck.

- So that's when I... killed a guy?

- Yeah, so that's when you killed a guy.

- Mm. - Mm-hmm.

Hello?

- Hi, you've reached Ethan Krum.

If you leave a message at the tone,

I'll be able to connect with you shortly.

Thank you. - Crap.

Hey, Ethan, it's me.

Um,

I'm just checking in.

Uh, you're probably still out.

Um, I came here, like I said,

and, uh, well, now that I'm here,

I don't really know what I'm doing.

Feel a bit stupid really.

I'll--I'll just give it another

half hour, and if they're not back by then, I'll--

I'll come home.

And well done and all

on the promotion.

You deserve it.

You always said you belong in the fish section.

Okay, call me.

I mean, in your defence,

it was in your defence.

You said you'd made some bad people angry.

Who were they?

Oh, I mean,

I--I don't-- I don't know.

- Course not. So, um,

then what?

Mm, we just--

we went our separate ways.

I mean, listen, you-- you've got to understand

it wasn't all plain sailing between us.

We were different.

Oil and water, chalk and cheese,

Simon and Garfunkel.

You said that, um--

you said that I should leave and that you'd handle it,

so I left.

Well, I know that's not true

or I'm not sitting here right now.

- That's because you followed me to Australia.

Yeah, you just kept calling and calling--

- Oh, great, so I'm a murderer and I'm needy.

- And that's when you got into the accident.

I found out about it, and, uh, I came to the hospital.

And that's when I left the note in your pocket.

- So we still have no idea how I am connected

to some fella who's been buried alive

or why someone decided to blow up a diner

in the middle of nowhere on the day

that I was invited down there?

'Fraid not.

- Get a charger for this. Find out.

Although if what you're saying's true,

maybe I don't want to know.

What if all these memories that are buried somewhere

inside my head, they're--

they're hiding because they don't want to be found?

You reckon you could do that?

You think that you could just let all of this lie?

I'd like to believe that.

But then I think

maybe I'm trying to tell myself something.

And maybe I should listen.

- You know, if I know one thing about you,

it's that you really don't like to listen.

Could be I'm a changed man.

- I don't think that people change.

I think they turn it inside out

and repeat it,

over and over again.

Right.

Like underpants?

Yeah.

- Mm-hmm, like underpants. - Mm-hmm.

And you weren't curious

about me, who I was?

- I Googled you a few times, actually,

but I couldn't find you anywhere.

And you didn't think that was weird?

No, I didn't care.

I was high...

on, you know,

that crazy little thing.

I'm kind of offended that you can't remember.

That good, was it?

Well, you were a gentleman.

I'm glad to hear it.

- Well, actually, you had your moments.

Underneath all that violence,

there's a heart down there of sorts.

Huh.

I sound like a real catch.

You know what I mean.

No, I don't.

Yeah, I really, really don't,

because I don't know you.

Must be scary.

- I just don't understand why you didn't say

any of this when you saw me.

I don't know, it was--

it was like, I don't know,

all of a sudden, there was this factory reset option.

You know, I could just press the big red button,

and we could just start all over again.

How often do you get to do that?

Pretty much never.

I, um--

I really thought that maybe this time it'd work.

I don't know, guess I was just, uh,

getting caught up in some kind of fairy tale.

Or the fifth circle of hell.

Oh, okay.

What's in the fifth one?

The angry fucks.

How do you know that?

I have no idea.

So you and me didn't work?

Like you wouldn't believe.

Except then, I mean, sometimes we did.

- What was that like? - Um...

we had our moments.

- But add those moments together,

and they make a mistake.

Right?

- Trust me. You like it.

It's late.

Yeah, we should get going.

Mm-hmm.

It's actually a really bad idea to drive in the dark.

Some kangaroos, they, um--

they come straight for the headlights, so...

- Of course, yeah. both: Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

So what do you suggest?

What are you thinking about?

- The fact that we've done this before,

and I have no idea.

That's the real tragedy.

We should get some sleep.

Yeah, we should.

Hey.

Hey!

Welcome to Murray Waters.

We're here?

- Come on, let's get some sleep...

in addition to the sleep you just had.

Hey, did I snore?

- I don't want to talk about it.

Just a minute.

Sorry, I was, um--

I was just watching the curling on--on telly.

It's a beautiful sport. Do you ever watch it?

Ah, well, it's not for everyone.

Had to record it. It's on a mental o'clock

in Hungary.

Anywho, how can I do you for?

- Looking for Helen. - She's not here.

Sorry, what did you say your name was again?

I didn't.

James Logan, Detective Logan.

I work with her.

Been working undercover.

- Oh. Oh, okay.

Well, come in. Ethan.

- Pleasure to meet you. - Right.

So you were supposed to meet Hel here, were you?

Yeah, sure.