Crazy Enough (Just Crazy Enough)

Ow.

Make a wish.

Smells like lavender.

Ugh.

Hello, it's... It's Fred.

What's going on, mulberry?

Oh, hi. Mr. Philbrook.

Hi. Oh, you called at a perfect time.

Stop talking, Fred. Just...

I don't have time to chat.

Are you going to the Fitzpatrick today or not?

Today?

Oh, I... Yes, today.

I need you to head out to the Fitzpatrick

to sign some very important papers.

Is there... Is my...

You remember my lovely wife Lorna.

She's got a big day today, and it's, uh...

She's starting her own business,

and it's her first day.

She's got a big order.

Fred, you're going to the Fitzpatrick.

There are no other options.

The papers will be at the front desk.

Ahh! No! No.

Morning!

Good morning. Hey, buddy, how are you?

Good. Hi. Hi, honey.

Hi. What's up with the suit?

Um... uh...

I thought that it is a beautiful morning,

and I thought, "why not put it on?"

We're packing 20 cases of starvalicious bars.

Jeans are fine.

Rose, Freddie, finish up. Get your homework.

We're leaving in five minutes.

I'm not done eating, and I'm starving.

I'm done... these eggs smell like chicken butt.

Hey, that's mom's food. Kind of like you.

Not today. Don't start.

This is gonna be a big day for your mom.

Big day.

Honey, I have to go somewhere very quickly,

like, for five minutes, and I'll be right back.

Are you kidding me? No.

You said you would help. Now...

Now, please help. I know. I know.

Philbrook called, like, literally a minute ago,

and, uh, he wants me to just go by somewhere

and sign something very quickly.

Well, you know what? Just have Lisa run them by.

I know, right? That would be great.

I can't. It's the mental institution.

The Fitzpatrick. What?

Yeah, so... The crazy house,

halfway across the state?

Halfway, okay. Two hours, yeah.

No, no. I'm coming right back.

Two hours. Not okay.

Honey, you know that philbrook is...

He's, like, five... He's, like, inches away

from becoming governor.

You know that, and when that happens,

this family's turning around.

Like, we're going uptown.

Could you buy me an ant farm?

I'm... shh. Quiet. We're not buying you anything.

You know me. Listen.

Take the kids with you, drop them off at school,

then come back and help. Okay, that's a great idea.

Is there any way I could do that without the kid part?

Okay, let's go.

I call shotgun! You don't get shotgun.

You're younger. Not if I get there first.

Uh-uh, you're not gonna get there first, though!

I don't know what you're saying when your mouth is full.

I love you so much.

This is Greene.

Oh, hello, Mr. Philbrook.

How's the campaign trail going?

Cut the crap, Greene.

Now, listen, Dr. Mulberry's on his way over as we speak.

Just have the papers marked, waiting at the front desk.

Uh, should I meet him and explain?

The less he knows, the better.

Why do you have a bag hanging in your car?

Can I just take it down? Mm, sweetie, no.

I'd rather you not, okay?

And it's there for...

Preparational reasons.

If you're at a place in your life...

Where you just want to... Oh, my gosh.

What's going on? Oh, that's...

You know, vol... let's...

We can react without the volume.

What is... Leave it alone.

It's my science project. It's disgusting!

What is it? So's your face.

Okay, hey. Hey! No, we're not going there.

All right? Don't make me be officer.

Officer of what? Of... the sit... that...

The situation that just happened.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Stupid.

Hey, Colin, Rose is here.

Shut up! Oh, my god, I hate you.

You ruin my life.

Hey, Dr. Mulberry.

What?

I'm starting to play football now.

I don't think that's physically possible.

Oh, my god, dad. You are so rude.

You don't have to date

the first person that talks to you.

You deserve... You deserve better.

Oh, and you deserve to sleep in the guest house.

Oh, wait, you already do.

My daughter... my daughter just said that to me!

My daughter... Said that to me.

My daughter just said that to me.

That was so rude. My daughter.

Enter.

Well, it's Friday,

so I need to start processing Dolores's release.

She's not being released.

Sir, I know how you feel about this.

But Dolores turns 18 today,

and her father can't store her here any longer.

No release.

There's a doctor on his way right now

to sign some papers to keep her here.

With all due respect...

I appreciate the respect,

but the feeling's not mutual right now.

Dolores is a danger to herself

and everybody else in this institution.

She's staying put.

But, sir, we can't keep her here.

"We" aren't keeping her here. I'm keeping her here.

Drop this folder on your way out, please.

Nurse Nancy.

It's... it's Teddy. I can't find him anywhere.

I've looked in the rec room,

in... in the cafeteria, in the gym.

Well, here comes Dolores. I'm sure she knows.

Hey. Well, would you look at that?

Yeah. That is so pretty, Dolores.

Teddy made it for me as a going-away present.

But, um, are those my release papers?

No, but Mr. Greene is handling that.

Have you seen Teddy this morning?

Um... sure haven't.

But with family day and me leaving,

he's probably a little frazzled.

Should I go ask Mr. Greene for my papers?

That won't be necessary.

I'm sure he'll come to you when they're ready.

Okay, well, um,

I'm gonna Miss you, big John.

Hey. And...

I'm gonna Miss you too, Nancy.

You're tough, but you've always been honest to me.

Thanks, Dolores. It means a lot.

Well, uh, see ya.

Wouldn't wanna be ya.

Hello.

I need you to stop off and get some groceries,

so write this down because I know you'll forget.

Okay, yeah, well, I'll just write it down.

I need... All right.

10 pounds of organic, fat-free vegetable spread...

Okay... And 30 pounds of raw oats.

Of course!

Oh! Oh, yeah.

I need 20 pounds of organic almonds.

Okay.

Ow!

Oh, come on!

Oh, my god.

Well, thanks for all your help, Richard.

I found Teddy.

Perhaps next time, you can let me know

when you let a patient walk up out of here

and drive off on a tractor.

To the Philbrooks, family means everything.

I go to the same church,

root for the same football team,

and kiss the same woman each night before prayers.

Thank you.