Jackson County Jail

- At Motex, we turn your off days on.

Well JC, what do you think?

What do I think about what?

About the commercial.

- To tell the truth I don't know what to say.

I guess it's too feminine.

Feminine?

It's a commercial for a woman's sanitary napkin.

What did you have in mind?

A testimonial for Joe Namath?

Tell me Ms Hunter,

do you consider what I just saw to be a great commercial?

It's Miss Hunter and the answer is no.

I think it does the job.

I don't.

Besides they'd never run that spot.

It's too erotic.

All the neighing and that girl on the horse,

it's blatantly sexual.

A woman riding a horse.

Come on now.

Don't tell me you're so naive

you don't know what they say about woman on horses?

(laughs) For God's sake, Jesus.

You ought to try it sometime,

it might relieve you of that hostility.

How dare you!

Excuse me, I hate to bring it up now,

but we have an October four air date

and if this spot is dead, what do we run in it's place?

Well we can rerun Blue Sunday?

Yes we could,

but I'm sure that wouldn't suit Miss Hunter would it?

It's your money.

You're damn right it is girly

and I made it because I know what women want to be told.

I find that very difficult to believe.

- Oh what do you find very difficult to believe?

- That you can communicate with women at all,

considering how very little you know about them.

- Goddammit Sam, I'm warning you,

I'm getting sick and tired of that little lady

telling me what to do with my product.

- Believe me, Mr. Bigelow, if I weren't such a little lady

I would tell you precisely to do with your product.

Dinah!

(laughs) Okay.

David!

David!

David.

David.

David!

David!

I told you if this happened again we're through.

Well okay we're through.

Listen I can explain, will you let me explain?

I can explain this to you,

if you just give me a chance to explain it.

That's Candy.

Candy remember, Bernie's friend?

He called from Chicago, she's tapped,

they threw her out of her apartment.

- So you have to open a day camp for a bus stop starlet?

Would you stop being unreasonable?

Unreasonable?

Yes.

Is that really being unreasonable?

Yes.

Look, do you honestly think that girl means anything to me?

She means a hell of a lot to me David.

They all have.

I love you.

That doesn't work anymore.

But I do.

I will take Candy down and I'll get her a motel room okay?

- Get one for yourself too while you're at it.

For tonight.

In case you forgot this is my house.

- I haven't forgotten, you've never let me forget.

I'm gonna go. - No.

Cool it.

Look, just stay here.

Do me a favor, just sleep on it.

I've been sleeping on it,

every night for the last two years.

Look, you can do whatever you want,

because I don't care.

I know you don't.

Hello.

Dinah is that you darling?

Allison, how are you?

How am I?

How are you?

Is it not 6:15 in Lotus Land?

Yeah I couldn't sleep.

Your voice is heavy.

You sound just like that day you called me

from that abortion place in the Bronx.

What is it kiddo?

David again?

Yeah, partly.

- Oh for Christ's sake, why don't you get that dog fixed?

It's over, it really is over.

- I gotta admit kiddo, I'm not sorry to hear it.

- Ali darling, listen, remember when I left

you said there'd be a place for me

if I wanted my old job back?

Yeah.

Well I do.

Well, gee that's great.

You're serious?

You really wanna swap those palm trees

for a walk up in Fear City?

Is it a problem for you?

No, no.

Just that, well you know how things are right now.

Um, I forget.

What were you making when you left?

27.5.

Yeah.

Well I may have to can someone, but you're worth it.

When do you get here?

Well, right away I guess.

I have nothing to pack, I'll make a few phone calls.

Hey I think I'll drive across the country.

Drive?

Are you crazy?

What are you gonna do with a car in Manhattan?

- The way the rents are, I'll probably live in it.

Besides I've never my country except from 30,000 feet.

- Believe me it looks better from 30,000 feet.

I'll call you from the road.

Be safe.

I sad you listen to me Mr. Odell Parker,

if you think I'm giving you a divorce

so that you can run off with some Tex Mex whore,

you've got another thing coming.

He says "but darling I love her."”

Now what the hell does love have to do with anything I ask.

Order up.

- Okay Charlie, try and just hold your pants on.

Now Ella.

Dammit, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Pick us up here.

What the hell is this?

I said crisp.

You not say crisp.

Get out of my trained cook,

what is this matter with you people anyway?

Don't you understand nothing?

Shut your face and fry my shit would ya?

Refill, hun?

No thanks.

- I know what you mean, the coffee stinks doesn't it?

That smoke head couldn't cook anything?

The worst, can't cook it unless it's got rice in it.

Check.

I got you.

There you go hun and thank you.

- You suppose Susan B. Anthony could read a road map?

I seriously doubt it.

Would you believe I've gotten lost

six times in three days.

Where you going?

You mean where am I trying to go?

LA.

- Well that's easy just go right up Route 56

until you run into the freeway.

Please don't say run into.

Where you going?

New York.

Hey, that's where I'm from.

I'm just moving out.

I'm just moving back there.

Gee that's a coincidence isn't it?

Yeah.

Hope you make it.

You hope?

Good luck.

You too, sister.

Okie doke.

Alrighty, let's see.

Here you go and five, thanks very much.

Hey wait a minute, I gave you 10.

Are you sure?

I gave you 10.

Well why don't you check your wallet?

Sometimes, you know, you forget, it might be in your wallet.

- I don't have to check my wallet, I gave you 10.

Are you gonna give me my change?

I just gave you your change.

Where's the manager?

He's out for lunch.

What time will he be back?

- Couple of hours probably, you wanna wait.

Yes I would.

Okay.

Let me just check, right here, as you're gonna be here.

In with the fives.