Extracurricular

And, uh--

I think it's over there.

Okay. (clearing throat)

And I think one of them is a conifer.

Conifer?

A tree like this. No, conifer. What is that?

Coniferous. What is that?

Like, a type of tree. Coniferous tree.

I don't know. This whole tree talk is freaking me out.

"Carnifores", cauliflowers.

What's this fascination with trees, by the way?

I'm happy to be here. That's all.

All right.

All right, good. Well, let's see. Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

This is nice.

Yes, it is.

It's nicer than I expected.

You know what it reminds me of?

What's that?

It's like Steve's cabin a little.

Steve's cabin? Yeah.

What, are you kidding me? Steve's cabin is haunted.

It kind of is. You're right.

It is. I told him, too.

Hey. I think, babe--

I think there are actual beds up there.

And plumbing?

Yes, there's plumbing, you big baby.

Okay. Why don't you put our clothes away?

Then I'll start a fire.

Yeah, of course.

You know that's not a real fireplace, right?

Yeah, but this is nice.

I just wanted one romantic weekend before I bloat up.

In a few weeks, you won't even want to touch me.

No, that's not true.

I like it. I like this.

Yeah. It's not so bad.

Oh, no. "Not so bad," he says.

Babe? Hmm?

Why are the car lights on?

What? I don't know.

Did you hit the clicker or something?

No. It's over there.

What if someone's out there messing with the car?

Baby, there's no one around here for miles.

Well, you should go check,

or the battery will be dead by morning. Come on.

Ugh.

Come on.

Okay, okay.

Shit.

Ow!

Ray?

Shit.

Ray?

Ray, it's not funny.

Ray?

Ray, where are you?

Please, I'm begging you, please, don't kill--

Don't touch me!

When does ski club meet this week?

Thursday.

Wednesday lunch.

Hmm?

Wait. Wednesday?

I thought we had a yearbook meeting on Wednesday.

Yeah. I got practice Wednesday. I can't make that.

What do you mean you can't go to practice?

We have to make our list of possible sponsors.

I don't know what you want me to say.

I got a game Saturday.

I can't miss practice.

Yeah, I'm out.

A/V club has a budget meeting.

I give up. We'll just figure it out without you.

Fine. Now--

About the cabin.

Yeah, I hate working outside.

Yeah. Me, too.

What? She didn't see us coming at all. It was perfect.

Yeah, because her little lamp sucked.

If she had the Maglite with her from the beginning,

we would have been screwed.

But she didn't.

You know, really, I should have been waiting in the car.

I thought we agreed that

she wasn't going to get into the car.

Miriam: Well, no,

but she goes for the door handle and bam!

My mask lit up in the driver's seat.

She falls back

and you're all there to grab her.

Yeah, but I mean, that's the point.

She runs away and she thinks she's home free,

and then her legs get swept up from under her.

You get to see the light leave her eyes, right?

Mm-hmm.

Remember back in June? The beach?

We all showed up at once. We scared the fuck out of them.

Yeah. That was pretty good.

Pretty good? Did you see the look on that lady's face, man?

She was, like--

Sorry.

Okay, okay. Next time, we go together.

And no more outdoors.

Oh, come on.

All right.

No more outdoors.

Thanks, baby.

Derek: I don't know. I think you got lucky.

Yes. What if it wasn't lying around?

What if it was dull?

I don't know.

A piece of wood, rock, or something?

A piece of wood? What?

Oh, a logo for our Habitats and Humanity affiliate.

Tupperman wants it on his desk by Friday.

And so, a piece of wood is the--

A hammer and nail seemed too obvious.

Okay. You get a chance to look at those posters

for the blood drive, or do I have to--

Um, if you just show it to Harrison,

he can start printing it out.

All right. Sounds good.

Cool.

How would you have used a piece of wood?

I don't know, Jenny. Fucking sharpen it.

Oh, fuck me! Jesus Christ.

Oh, hey. Hey.

Wood would have worked.

Is that supposed to be a tongue-twister?

No. Instead of the axe.

Hey. Hey.

Where were you last night?

I texted you, like, six times,

and two of those were cat videos.

Yeah, I saw.

Um, I was writing a paper, and--

I know.

No distractions while you're working.

You get me.

That I do.

Oh, I got the tripod for tomorrow.

Are we still good?

Oh, could we actually do it later this week?

Well, what's the tripod for?

Oh, she's helping me film my dance application.

Ah.

She's a really good dancer.

Yeah, she is.

Um, I guess I'll see you later, then?

Yeah, for sure.

Okay, bye. Bye.

Hey. Hey.

You know I could have let you borrow my tripod, right?

So, you're just going to sit there whittling

while she's running away?

All I'm saying is we should have thought it through.

You know, brought our own supplies.

There's a hundred things we could use there.

It's called onsite procurement.

Derek, you play way too many video games.

I don't know how you're giving me shit for this.