You're It

I'm gonna get you.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

I'm coming.

Got you.

You're so lucky.

One.

Stop following me, slowpoke.

Go find another spot.

9, 10.

You guys better have better hiding spots this time.

Can't hide from me.

I'm gonna find you.

The mirror reflects you for who you are.

It shows you for what you are.

I use it to steal souls.

One look and yours was mine.

All your fear, your last gasp of hope,

it belongs to me just like your soul will be.

How's it going, Liz?

This is an ugly one.

How many bodies?

A family of five, a mother, father,

three children of various ages brutally tortured and murdered.

Where were the bodies found?

Two down here, three upstairs.

It looks like it's some kind of game.

Count to 50, then I hunt.

If I find you, you die.

You're it.

I guess he didn't win the spelling bee.

Oh, my god.

Hold on.

Hey.

Hey.

Come on in, you guys.

All right.

All right.

Yes.

Welcome.

Welcome.

You guys look so motivated.

Have a seat.

All right.

No, dude, it's, like, 9:00 AM.

Everyone showed up.

That's great.

I just got the call that I've been waiting for.

The investor came through.

She loved the script.

And she's all in.

We're set to start filming ASAP at the Haunt in North Carolina.

Wait.

Isn't that that retro flick, the one set in the '80s?

The one where the wacko dude wears the hollowed

out pig's head as a mask?

Yes, The Bore.

It's based on that old pig-man legend, the serial killer who

fed their victims to the hogs.

Right.

Didn't we try that one already?

Yes, but this time, we have a full budget,

a decent one at that.

Define decent.

We getting paid in tacos or pizza rolls this time?

Guys, I know it's been rough.

No.

Understatement of the decade.

But I really feel like this is it.

This is the one.

You've had that this is the one feeling for six years now.

Look, I...

I know I failed y'all all before.

OK, maybe I sold it more than it really was.

Maybe?

Maybe?

Look, we're talking about everything's paid

for, accommodations, full budget on the special effects, brand

new equipment, real money.

How much money?

No way.

Yeah way.

The checks have already been cleared.

This is it, you guys.

Please.

Please work with me one last time.

This is, like, the...

The... the biggest way of paying it forward for all that I...

I failed for you guys.

All right.

Fine.

Just one last time.

It has to be.

I have way too many past due bills for it not to be.

I already Cashed Apped all your accounts.

I've been working on it all morning.

I'll be damned.

So let's make some magic.

Lauren.

Welcome.

Thank you so much, your majesty.

This way?

Yes, yes, yes.

Hey, everyone.

I'd like you to meet Lauren.

She is our makeup artist.

She was highly recommended by our investor.

Bonnie couldn't be with us this time.

She's in Illinois taking care of some family issues.

Lauren, this is Grady, my DP.

This is Stevie, our sound guy.

This is Sam, our practical effects.

This is Danny.

She scouts all our locations.

I have Kristine here, my tireless and very talented

assistant director.

And of course, we got Big Rob.

He plays our monsters and killers.

You get to meet the rest of the cast, of course, on location.

Hi, y'all.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome aboard.

Thanks.

Sweet.

I got... I got all the travel taken care of.

We got the RVs to be on set, which they're

bad-ass looking, by the way.

OK, so tomorrow, we saddle up and head out.

Sam and I are going to go ahead and go get the equipment

and go ahead and go up there.

Awesome.

Awesome.

I will message every one of you the address.

OK.

Sweet.

Let's do this.

Hello, Jack.

How are you?

Oh, I'm fine, Liz.

How are you?

Oh, just fine.

Another boring day at the office.

Oh, I'm sorry, Detective.

Some of us work for a living.

I take it you haven't had a chance to test the rope yet.

Not yet.

I'm still logging information.

For some reason, I keep getting distracted

by moronic interruptions.

Can you imagine?

My apologies.

Don't waste a second to worry about it.

Have you heard from the state coroner's office?

Yes.

He has confirmed there has been three more murders

to match the same amount.

Three?

In the last four weeks.

It appears the pattern's moving North.

Damn it.

I was afraid of that.

What are you thinking, Jack?

Do you have copies of these?

Those are the copies.

I have the originals.

I need to borrow these.

Come on, Jack.

You know I can't just do that.

There is procedure.

I know, but I need you to...

Yeah, yeah, help you out again.

Damn it, Jack.

You gotta give me something.

I will, but not yet.

I've just got to dig a little more.

Why?

Because if I'm right, I don't want to drag you into my career

shit-storm.

What's going on, Jack?

I just need you to do me one more favor, please.

What?

Just don't tell anyone.

Just give me a few hours, just a few hours,

to figure some things out.

Only if you let me in the loop.

I will, I've just got one more stop to make.

All right.

All right.

But soon, Jack.

Soon.

We've been friends a long time.

Do not test it.

Please.

I don't want to have to ever make a choice because nobody

would win.

I know.

I know.

Just a few hours, OK?

I promise.

Just give me a few hours, OK?