Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

-(CLOCK TICKING ACCELERATES) -(BOMB WHISTLING)

(EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE)

-(SPEAKS GERMAN) -(MUFFLED GROAN)

On your feet!

An American, Colonel.

He was at the gate, impersonating an officer.

(IN ENGLISH) You were alone?

Spy, you were alone?

I like to be alone.

What did you come here for?

You got a lot of nice stuff.

Other people's stuff.

"To the victor belongs the spoils.”

"To the victor"?

Berlin's in rubble.

The Fuhrer's in hiding.

You lost.

Take him upstairs.

What? What? Hey!

Hey, wait a second. Guys!

(IN GERMAN) A moment. Please!

Stop! I must speak to the commander.

Colonel. I found it!

Do as he says. Open it.

Doctor.

The Lance of Longinus.

The blade that drew Christ's blood.

The Holy Lance.

Double the guard. This is the prize the Fuhrer seeks.

Colonel, we need to talk.

No time, Doctor.

The train to Berlin is waiting.

Search the woods!

Take the dogs.

Do you think that spy was alone?

Go! Go! Go! We're moving out!

On the double!

Looks like they're leaving

without you guys.

Tell us your story, or die.

Story. Erm...

Okay, okay.

Well... (LAUGHS DRYLY)

It all started

once upon a time, when this village

of stupid blue-eyed boys decided to join hands together

and follow this sweaty little pied piper

-named Adolf... -(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(GRUNTING)

This man was with the American.

This is the American's bag.

What have I done?

Bring him to my carriage.

Careful. This is the Fuhrer's special relic!

Heil Hitler!

Stay seated.

So...

you are a birdwatcher?

Yes. Because of the bombing,

the wagtails are following a completely different trajectory.

We caught your accomplice.

The American.

(GRUNTS)

(SHOUTS)

Oh, my!

Get off of me!

-(GROANS) There's one reason

you're still alive, birdwatcher.

Who sent you?

What was your mission?

Please, Colonel, no. I beg you.

My name is Basil Shaw.

I'm a professor at Oxford.

An archaeologist.

There you are.

There is a problem.

-I must speak to the Colonel. -(RESPONDS IN GERMAN)

It's urgent.

I have a daughter. I beg you.

I guarantee you will never see your child again, Mr Shaw.

Unless you explain why your accomplice had this.

Sieg heil!

We were fold that the Lance of Longinus

could be found at the fortress.

We were looking for it.

Why?

Because of its power?

It has no power.

My friend and I were trying to save history.

-(DOOR OPENS) -(COMMOTION)

I must speak with the Colonel.

It's about the Lance.

I only had a moment to look at it.

Of course, my training is in physics,

For God's sake, spit it out!

The Lance...

It's a fake.

It's a fake.

A fake?

The blade is an alloy.

Fifty years old,

the engravings recent. It's a replica.

We're dead.

(IN ENGLISH) Twelfth century.

Thirteenth century.

Ramesses II.

None of this stuff is fake.

I gotta stop this train.

There is another relic on this train.

One with real power.

What are you talking about?

The Antikythera.

The Antikythera?!

Enough about that old dial!

Colonel, the Fuhrer has lost the war...

and his mind!

Let me explain.

The Antikythera's power is not supernatural.

It is mathematics.

Whoever harnesses it...

will not be King...

nor Emperor...

or Fuhrer.

He will be God.

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Too many Nazis.

-(ALARM BUZZING) -(SHOUTS IN GERMAN)

And how do you propose we tell him this?

My Fuhrer,

I'm sorry the Lance of Christ is fake.

But here is...

half of something you've never heard of.

Tell me,

have you ever MET HITLER?!!

A saboteur aboard.

And Hitler's Lance is gone.

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