Mann (मन)

Our Prime Minister assures that no one in our country will go hungry.

And every man will have a home. These are the headlines.

''Now, some interesting news. Famous playboy, Dev Karan Singh...''

who has been associated with beauties of the likes of...

''Sushmita Rai, Madhuri Tandon, Urmila Kapoor, among others...''

has finally decided to tie the marital knot.

The lucky lady is the only daughter of the famous Indian industrialist...

Mr Pratap Rai Singhania. We are happy to present Mr Singhania.

''ls the news true, Mr Singhania?''

''But Mr Singhania, you're aware of his antecedents?''

That's old hat! Times have changed. He's to become my son-in-law! Mine!

He's finalising an international business deal for me.

Where?

As pretty as the moon!

''As vibrant as the flower in blossom!''

As beautiful as a poem!

''Like marble sculpted to exquisite splendour''

''The exquisite beauty of the Taj Mahal!''

''Your tresses are like dark serpents''

''You give pearls to the oceans and redness to the Sun''

''The sight of you makes my heart leap...''

you've come to live in my heart

''You have lovely cheeks, your lips are red and full''

''Your gait is intoxicating, you could ensnare anyone''

''l'm spicy all the way, the colour of my skin is unique''

''For my beauty, any man would lay down his life''

''The sight of you makes my heart says...''

''you are the one who lives in my heart''

''My tresses are like dark serpents''

''To the ocean, l give pearls. To the Sun, l give its redness''

''The sight of you makes my heart says...''

''you are the one who lives in my heart''

After the conclusion of this Asian Cultural Festival of Singapore...

l would like to request Mr Wong to announce the name of the winner.

And a free cruise ticket from Singapore to Bombay...

''courtesy the sponsors of the fest, Sun Cruise.''

l hope the cruise will be a most memorable one.

Welcome to Sun Vista.

Never have l been floored like this! One look at you and l know!

You're as vital to my life as the thread to my underwear!

Manners! You should be apologising! Not making poetry!

But you have the looks to kill! Will you be mine?

''What happened, son? Popatlal, what happened?''

''- Congratulations, Mummy! - What for?''

Your son has found a bride! The queen of my dreams!

We must begin to prepare for the marriage!

Oh happiness! Popat my son! This is a happy day!

Please! Dev! Why are you doing this? The flight takes only a few hours.

- Why spend 10 days on a cruise? - Because l want to.

Gone are the good old days when you did whatever you wanted to do!

You're neck-deep in debt. Mortgaged to the shoes you stand in.

Your bank balance is a big fat zero!

You better mend your ways! Stop gallivanting around!

Just marry the Singhania girl! You'll make it rich!

Hey! l'm talking to you!

Stop! Stop getting into trouble! Please!

Else the creditors are going to hack us to pieces! Small pieces!

Drop the cruise! Fly to Bombay. People are waiting for you!

Now when did l say that l won't marry the Singhania girl?

''But before l marry, l must take my grandmother's blessings.''

But there aren't any flights to the island where Grannie lives.

- This ship touches there. - What about the party tonight?

Singhania and his daughter are expecting you!

- What do l tell them? - Just tell them...

- Dev! You've all but forgotten me! - How can l?!

- My mind-blowing Meena! - Not Meena. l'm Deepa!

- Deepa Sharma! - Not Deep Sharma! Deepa Mehta.

''Sharma or Mehta notwithstanding, you're fire baby! Fire!''

''And as of now, l'm in a mood to burn!''

This is hot!

l'll come for dinner. l'll stay for breakfast.

''And if you insist, l'll have lunch with you.''

How about tea with me? That would be fun!

Come on Dev. How about it?

l'm fasting today. Sorry. Sister Love Leena.

- Sister! How mean! - How about tea?

''- Your luggage, sir? - Over there.''

- What's your name? - Rupesh Ghayal.

''Well, here you are, Mr Ghayal.''

The game must be somewhere near!

Special hospitality for the first class passenger?

l never imagined this! You can call me Dev.

What the hell are you doing in my cabin?!

Has anyone ever told you that you have such fascinating eyes?

Come over! Right away! There's a thief in my room!

What are you doing?! No! Don't come near me!

Don't! Else l'll scream! - l'd rather you put this jacket on.

''lf the towel slips, those guys from the security...''

wouldn't know what to do. And by God! l'd be in raptures!

Where is the thief?!

l see! Under the covers!

He's the one! Throw him out! This is my cabin!

- Excuse me. This cabin is mine. - Mine!

One minute. l decide whose cabin this is.

Which one of you is Dev Karan Singh?

''l am. - In which case, this cabin is yours.''

Get out of the cover. Pack up and move to your cabin.

Your cabin is on the second floor. 21B.

You got the address wrong. He's the one you apologise to.

Look mister... My mistake... - You needn't apologise.

You can stay on if you want to.

You can have the bed. l'll make do with the sofa.

You mean you're going to sleep in my cabin?

''- We could share the sofa, you know. - Don't touch me!''

''Darling, won't you tell me your name?''

Who the hell does he think he is?

So Dev has found a new girl!

And what a beauty!

My daughter-in-law! Remember me? l'm Popat's mother.

How about a drink?

l'm not your son's wife! And l don't drink alcohol.

Slob!

Why has the lift stopped? - Uncle Cupid.

- Uncle Cupid? Is he the liftman? - Not only in this ship.

He's taking care of elevators all over the world!

Uncle Cupid is trying to pair us off.

We should get to know each other.

And lose ourselves in the warmth of embrace...

l know who you are!

You're a conman! And you go for the rich ones. Like Anita Singhania!

You're a confidence trickster.

What you have in mind isn't what you speak.

What do l see in your eyes?

An ecstasy!

The ecstasy will go to your head.

Then it travels through your blood stream...

''and it seizes your entire being, permeates your every pore.''

''Listen to your heart, my love! Set yourself free.''

l feel like killing you even if it means that l hang for it!

What are you doing?!

''ln you the stars see the sheen they seek''

''And thirsty see the colour of the clouds in your tresses''

''Let not that veil slip from your shoulders''

''Ere the aged beseech their youth that is past''

l don't wish to talk to drunks.

Damn the drunk and who prefers the wine to you!

This ecstasy is love!

Drink in the ecstasy!

And give your senses away

l gave you my heart

And the pain is pleasurable

''Listen, Priya''

You l have given my heart!

l see your eyes

And l am in love

l am spell bound

What a thing to get lost in!

''l stand unsteady on my own legs. My mind wanders endlessly''

Listen Priya

You l have given my heart

''There is mischief in those downcast eyes''

''ln those tresses lie hidden dark merry clouds''

''This wondrous surprise, This beauty in your eyes''

''ls there pleasure behind the fire in your eyes?''

Listen Priya

You l have given my heart

You moron! Look what you've done! Get out of here!

Don't you touch me! You savage! What do you think of yourself?

l had only heard about you. Now l know for myself!

You're a scoundrel of the first order!

You have no self-respect! And you have no respect for others.

lt won't be repeated.

Forgive me. Please.

l'm ashamed for what happened Iast night.

Why are you telling me all this? l don't want to talk to you.

The ambience you know. l just got carried away.

And all that food... sorry your dress was ruined.

So l bought you this dress.

l don't want your dress. Stop harassing me. Please!

Just take this dress. l won't trouble you anymore.

''Seven tonight, then...? Will it be your room, or mine?''

What?

''Seven tonight, then...? Will it be your room, or mine?''

My room - l shall be there.

As pretty as the moon!

As vibrant as the flower in blossom!

As beautiful as a poem!

Like marble sculpted to exquisite splendour.

The exquisite beauty of the Taj Mahal!

- Nice poetry. - Thank you.

And the elocution practised to perfection. On so many girls.

''- With considerable success, l guess? - That isn't generous.''

''l iust coined it. One look at you, and poetry flowed forth.''

l swear!

You seem to be in a hurry.

The ship is travelling so fast. And time flies faster!

We haven't a moment to lose! Not a moment to lose!

''Come, let us forget everything else.''

Your brother?

Daddy? - No

Uncle? - Not at all.

My fiance.

Still alive? - Alive and kicking.

Were he to see you postured like this...

it mightn't be too good for you.

l see!

Forgive me. Not a nice match.

That's a personal opinion.

Keep your opinions to yourself.

''Everyone else says, we are a fine pair.''