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Dad, Dad!

Victor.

Why are you always flustered?

What are you inventing this time, Dad?

This is

Playing Card Holder.

Uncle Liang

broke his arm

and can't play poker.

And I'm trying to help him.

Look.

Straight.

Pair.

What's this then?

This is...

Self-Defense Flashlight.

Sister Juan

is afraid to walk alone at night.

With this...

Wow!

Food's ready!

Stop tinkering with your junk!

Who do you think you are, an inventor?

Stop wasting time

and go out to make some money.

Frog in the well.

I am the frog in the well?

What are you? Pauper!

If you continue to talk like that,

don't expect me to remain polite.

Pauper!

Pauper!

Pauper! Bite me!

Victor Zhang!

Victor Zhang!

Dad, when can we get a bike?

Dad.

Dad?

Dad!

Dad, when can we get a bike?

Dad, when can we get a bike?

Dad, when can we get a bike?

Dad, when can we get a bike?

Dad, when can we get a bike?

Dad, when can we get a bike?

My name is Victor Zhang.

The two chasing me now

had nothing to do with me before this.

They're after the film in my hand.

I never thought I'd be

this miserable.

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

The only reason I'm fighting the hell back

is because this film

is worth a million.

In this world

there are sports fans,

music fans,

movie fans.

And there's me,

a big fan of money!

Welcome back, Boss Swiney!

Welcome back, Boss Swiney!

Kortech Group has launched

a million-dollar high-tech product competition,

instantly attracting

elites from all walks of society.

So I decided to pull a trick,

a trick of diversion,

to make my competitors

opt out,

to win the game

without fighting...

Who are you?

I'm asking you!

Who the hell are you?

Hello!

I'm an...

Get up!

Sorry...

I'm an inventor.

Here's my business card.

Who said you could sit here?

If...

I were the inventor of this chair,

it'd invent it with

the concept of ergonomics...

Invent your ass!

Dirty shit, plops down wherever it lands!

Monkey.

Boss Swiney!

Applaud!

Boss Swiney,

who promised me a million bucks three days later,

just returned from a trip to Europe with his girlfriend.

And this one next to me

is my sidekick.

Booker Jia,

true to his name,

is a bookworm.

His hobby

is talking.

His specialty

is to keep talking.

The product catches the eye of Kortech Group

will win a million bucks

as an investment.

Show your products.

The product I brought

is a coin-operated bicycle.

Only by inserting a coin

will this steel bar go down.

What if someone

wants a free ride standing up?

No way!

Next!

I've developed this

anti-lost

portable

sanitary tableware.

Next!

Good morning, Boss Swiney.

What I came up with is...

Be serious!

Sorry.

I'm Sorry.

What I came up with is...

Stop laughing!

Okay.

Okay.

Enough.

That's it for today.

Okay.

Everyone leave now.

Boss Swiney!

Boss Swiney!

Take a look of my invention!

Please!

What's that thing?

A fire extinguisher?

It's an emergency jet pack

based on circulation theory

and the theory of boundary layer flow at low speeds.

What's it for?

The first aid,

like in cases of sudden myocardial infarction.

Sell it to the hospital then.

Don't move!

You think it's just for saving people?

Think again!

According to the diversity of the market economy,

this jet pack

can not only

can not only save lives,

but also be used for

the delivery of food,

goods,

and documents!

I see.

It's for transportation.

Boss Swiney, Boss Swiney!

Stop!

Wait a minute, please.

How can you be so impatient?

Hear me out!

Stop! Stop talking!

Shut up!

Boss Swiney, here's the thing...

If...

Leave me alone!

If

Now we have a patient

who suddenly collapses from a heart attack,

we could...

New order received, please process immediately!

Yeah.

Once we get the order,

we could take the emergency kit

and fly

to the rescue.

I'm not asking to turn it on!

Turn it off, turn it off now!

Turn it off, turn it off!

Boss Swiney!

Turn it off!

Go!

Turn it off!

What are you waiting for?!

Turn it off!

Now!

Do your screening first next time!

Don't dump all the shit all over me!

What the heck is this now?

Get lost!

Drive!

Victor.