Ketchup on Waffles

I was pretty drunk.

I don't remember much about it, but it was a normal weekend.

We got hungry, so we called it early and went to the diner that we go to,

like every other Friday night.

My friends were just really drunk, and we just had to go get food.

I was taking care of Gabby basically the whole night,

and she really just wanted late-night pancakes, so We just went there.

Yeah.

Again, it's one of those spots that's just open super late, and we

were just hanging out.

We were hitting up some bars.

We had a frat house.

That's just where we wound up.

You are so fucking disgusting.

I hear you every single night. Do you know that?

Listening to my own fucking sister act like a goddamn whore.

You are such a goddamn prudent.

You know we didn't come to fucking college so that you could

lay in your room all day.

Oh, but we came so that you could get fucked by everyone on the corner.

No one knows you other than that you are a fucking whore.

A whore, get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you.

Get out of here. You are wanting to be up.

Stay the fuck out.

Fuck.

That's right, motherfucker. That's right, motherfucker.

That's right, motherfucker. Let's fucking go.

That's crazy.

Shit happened. Yeah, shit.

We're going to have to go on the fucking side.

Fucking bitch.

Are you drunk?

You drunk, you drunk, you drunk, you drunk, you drunk, you drunk.

Shit, fucking happened. Yeah, motherfucker.

Fucking bitch. Look, look.

Shit happened.

Shit happened.

Shit, fucking happened.

Fuck, Fucking retort.

This shit happening now?

You let everyone down, you fucking scum.

It's the shit, you fuck.

Oh, he's wimpering.

Fuck you, you loser.

You fucking cock suck, you scum.

I'll have to piss.

Go piss on that guy.

All right.

Hey, who knows?

Maybe if he gives me a blow job, I don't have any cash.

I'll just run after he's done.

Me so horny.

Me so horny, baby.

I have to cut a fish. Stay right here, bitch.

Stay right here, don't move.

Don't fuck here.

I'm covering my fish.

Keep your head up like that.

Get your head up like that.

It smells like shit.

This is our camera guy.

Hi. Let me see.

Nice shoes. Hey, motherfucker.

Hey, Get me, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me.

Look at these legs.

Skippy.

Yo, the white.

Let's show him how we do it.

Actually, it's a funny story.

I was in her class, and she kept on fucking yelling at me.

So I said it.

What did you say? I said it.

I was like, You stupid,

old, dirty, raggedy cunt.

She didn't take well to that, so she

fucking ran over and met me with a ruler.

No, that was not my best moment.

Why did you say I don't know.

It's just the two of us again.

So it is?

Yeah.

Unfortunately, really.

At least you're handsome.

Thank you.

I want to see you again. Really?

Yes. Pretty sure.

Good. I do, too.

Great.

You look hungry.

Yes.

Really hungry? Yeah.

Super hungry. There's a diner a couple of blocks down.

Yes. Food.

I'm famished hungry.

I want food. Starving.

That's what I was thinking.

Was it?

Was that really what you were thinking?

Just the usual perverted thing I was meant to think about.

You guys ever go to Mexico?

I saw this little Spanish girl about nine

years old get raped around the corner.

She was screaming and I didn't.

I didn't do anything.

I just walked past.

Shit.

Fucking metal, dude.

No, that's bad.

It's not good.

What I really mean to say is, well, now was a weird time.

Yeah.

You know? Yeah.

But I've heard there's nothing like the now.

Right. Nothing like the now.

The now.

When the now was I'm going to stop. What?

I was trying to be poetic.

What was that? Oh, wow.

Look at you, Walt.

With guy, I didn't know you were so poetic.

Yeah.

I try sometimes.

No, it works in a poetic way if you actually finish that.

You're hungry?

Yeah. You're hungry?

Yeah. You want something to eat?

Yeah.

All right. What about you?

You're hungry?

I'll give it for her. All right, yo.

So Yeah.

What's going on?

Wait a minute.

Follow him, bro.

Yes.

I don't know. Fuck.

Damn it, man.

He's a fucking asshole.

It's a Friday night.

I don't think happy.

Let's just walk.

Well, what's his name?

Jack DMed me the other day.

Summer? Yeah.

No shot. Yeah.

There's this funny...

This is actually this funny story about him.

When he was in the sixth grade, he actually hit himself,

and he didn't get rid of the...

Excuse me. Hi, how are you?

We are very hungry, and we were curious if you guys knew

somewhere good where we could eat.

I'm about to eat something.

If you just keep on going down that way, it might have been your bar.

Down that way.

Right down there where you guys were coming from?

Yeah. Dark.

Yeah, I don't know about We wanted to see if there was anything

in this direction, in this area.

We were over there before, and it's not our vibe.

Like I said, man, if you just keep on going down that way,

you'll find All right, guys.

Well, what do you think?

He was talking the whole time. I wanted to know your opinion.

Well, all the good stuff is super.

Okay.

Is this your natural color? No.

It looks really good. Thank you.

Very, very good. What do you think?

You good?

Very good. All right.

Oh, I'm great. How are you?

We're just going to get walking around. All right, yeah.

Get walking, get talking.

He looks stick.

Well, just real quick. Quick question, guys.

I'm so sorry. Last day, last day, last day.

Where are you guys going?

We're going to really eat more. Okay.

No plans for the rest of the night? That's it?

What do you think about that diner down there?

You guys know about that place? We heard a lot about it.

It was perfect. It's all right.

I like when you talk. I don't like when this fucking talk.

What the fuck is your problem? I don't like when fags talk to us.

I don't like when little twinks are talking.

That's what I like. I don't like when-Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, you want to fuck me.

That's what it is. You fucking fat twink.

I bet you like it up the ass, you little fucking twink bitch.

Yeah, that's right.

Come on, Mamacita.

You can come back this way. Leave your guy.

Just come back. It's fine.

Come back.

Not with him, though.

Come on, we don't condone, fags.

Get fucked.

You like it? Yeah, I do.