The Little Death

- It tickles. - Want me to stop?

Yeah, can you just come up here and fuck me, please?

OK.

No, no, no. Not right after. Come on.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I won't. - Don't you dare!

Take this off.

I brushed my teeth, I brushed my teeth, I brushed my... Mmm.

- Have you set the alarm? - Mm-hm.

- Paul? - Hm?

- Can we talk for a sec? - Of course, honey. What?

I want to tell you something but I'm embarrassed.

Say it.

Well, I need you... I need you not to judge me. OK?

It's important that you don't judge me.

- Promise me you won't. - Hey, sweetheart, what?

I want you to rape me.

- That's it? - Yes.

That's what you were embarrassed about?

Yes.

- OK. - Really?

Of course.

You're a ten, babe.

You're a fucking ten out of ten.

You're 20 out of ten. To me. You're five stars.

Yeah? Come here.

Feel better?

Uh... No. Paul.

Honey, not...

Not 'rate' me.

Rape me.

- What? - I want you to rape me.

- You want what? - You to rape me.

- You want me to rape you? - Yes.

- What are you talking about? - It's a fantasy of mine.

What, getting raped?

Yeah, it's like your foot thing.

Um, it's a bit different, I think, hon.

- How? - How?

How is sucking your toes different from me raping you?

Oh, come on, you know what I mean.

It's something I've always wanted to try.

I just thought it might be a nice thing

for us to talk about.

- You know, just to be honest. - Yeah.

I'm going to...

No? What?

- Not now, not now. - No? When?

- Um, I don't want to know. - OK, tomorrow, or...?

No, no, I don't want to know, Paul.

I'm working late on Friday

if you want to knock it on the head...

You're not listening. I don't want to know.

I don't want to know when. I don't want to know where.

I don't even want to know... for sure...

- Yeah? - ..that it's you.

Right.

Yeah, I don't know how to take that, babe.

Honey, it's a really common fantasy.

Yeah, I'm not 100% sure it is, hon.

It is actually and you said you wouldn't judge me.

No, I didn't. I absolutely did not.

How did you expect I'd react, Maeve?

You just told me you had a fantasy

that doesn't involve me!

No, what? Yes, it does!

You said you want to be raped but not by me.

No! Oh, no, no, no, darling, that's not what I meant.

Oh, my God, you are so fucking beautiful.

No, I want to be raped by you.

No, you don't.

Yes, you are the only man in the world I want to rape me.

I love you but because I love you

and because you're the only man I want to be with,

I want you to have sex with me.

Oh, Pauly, I adore you.

I just want for one little second, like, to fear

what might be like if it was somebody else.

- Does that make sense? - Not really.

OK, go to sleep, we'll talk about it another time.

Blowjobs.

- That's good, Daniel. - It's Dan.

Forgive me, that's good, Dan.

Let's explore blowjobs.

It's going to come out the wrong way.

There is no wrong way.

- Her blowjobs... - Say it... to Evie.

Your blowjobs...

..aren't... very...

..good.

They're not... They're not that bad.

They are.

Well, you remember the last time you went down on me, Dan?

- 'Cause I don't. - OK. OK.

- Regularity's not the issue. - Let's just... take a breath.

When was the last time you had sex?

Um...

- Like, um... - It was, um, it was...

It was last month before your fun run.

Was it?

OK. What seems to be missing here is communication.

But you're both struggling with that.

So as an experiment tonight...

..don't be Evie and Dan.

Instead, be two different people

who aren't afraid to say what they want.

Are you familiar with role play?

Miss Redding, sorry to keep you waiting.

- What? Why are you laughing? - I'm sorry.

- Why is this funny? - I'm sorry, I wasn't ready.

- Just do it again. - Seriously?

- Go, sorry, I wasn't ready. - Evie, don't laugh 'cause...

- You'll wreck it. - Sorry.

Miss Redding.

Detective.

I'm going to need to ask you a few questions,

if that's alright.

- Depends. - On what?

On whether you're the good cop or the bad cop.

- Which one are ya? - Guess.

Good cop.

Guess again.

I said, guess again.

Now, Miss Redding, are you going to cooperate?

Fuck me.

But they're watching us behind the mirror.

Don't care. Fuck me.

- That was amazing. - Yeah.

- You were amazing. - So were you, E.

- Where did that come from? - I don't know.

You really became that guy.

Detective Dan.

- So strong and believable. - Really?

Yeah.

I mean it, Dan, maybe you should have been an actor.

You have the right to remain silent.

Everything you say... You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say will be taken down

in a court of law.

You can't.

Yeah, I can. No, you can't.

Yeah, I just did it.

- Honey, you still awake? - Yeah...

I really like the role play thing.

Yeah, me too.

I definitely think we should do it again sometime.

Hm.

Richard?

Richard.

Hey. I'm about to come, quick. Quick, quick, quick.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

Oh, oh... Yes.

Yes.

You know I'm not ovulating now, right?

Yeah, yeah, I just thought

it'd be a shame to waste it, you know, just in case.

Oh, God.

- That was good timing. - Hmm.

How was your day?

- Good. Fine. Boring. - Yeah?

- How was yours? - Same. Same.

- You smell good. - Mm.

- Cup of tea? - Yeah, thanks, hon.

Oop. Yep.

Earl Grey or Russian Caravan?

Earl Grey.

It's the same every time.

Two days before I start ovulating, twice a day,

morning and night in the recommended position.

And for 20 minutes afterwards, I elevate my hips.

And it's been like that for almost three years now

so you can't tell me that there isn't something wrong.

There isn't something wrong.

Sometimes it just comes down to bad luck.

Will you please just tell us what to do?

'Cause I'll try anything.

Do you climax at the point of ejaculation?

Mutual orgasms are said to increase

the chances of conception.

So do you orgasm during sex?

Yeah, I mean, I have. Yeah.

While you've been trying to conceive?

Oh, no, not since I've been married.

How's your cervical mucus? OK?

It's good. Yeah.

Good. And what about the doctor?

Did she say anything or...?

Actually, she, uh, she did say one thing.

- Yeah? - Um...

Yeah. She said that it might help if I orgasm during sex.

You orgasm during sex all the time.

Yeah, so...

Yeah, we just... We, uh, keep doing what we're doing.

- Yeah. - Knuckle down.

Hey.

If having a baby was easy, everyone would be doing it.

I think everyone is doing it.

Yeah, but their babies suck. Ours is going to be awesome.

We'll be right.

I should get that. That'll be work.

Hello.