Human Hibachi 3: The Last Supper

"Only Found Footage Fans."

If someone's done here, make yourself known now.

You didn't get too far, did you?

- Hands up! - Don't shoot!

Doug.

I can tell you everything.

Your niece, Kelly...

They killed her. They ate her.

They did what?

Who did? - This family

that lives here, the rednecks.

They're fucking nuts.

They grabbed her off the road, and they ate her.

They just killed the whole family, except for Steve.

He brought you guys out.

It gave me a whole they made.

She's the rat, Jin.

I wouldn't trust them as far as you can throw them.

Lemme get rid of the mother-fucker.

Then I'll come and get you.

Thanks for letting me know about my niece.

I need a new one.

A new what?

The video.

The last one has run its course.

It started out really high,

but just like anything else, it has a shelf life.

I need something new.

Something different.

Okay, so...

What are you thinking?

I'm tired of doing all the thinking.

Can you start doing that for me?

I got some guys owe me a lot of the money.

Maybe I will see who I can force into doing

some stuff for us.

I want this one to make me richer, Aikio.

Ah, are you rich now, Jin, you just bought a Lamborghini.

If I was,

I wouldn't need another video.

Hey, understood.

I would see what I can do for you.

Whoever might be, make sure to get them to me

so I can meet that client.

Sure thing.

I want this one crazy, Aikio.

Something unhinged.

I promise, this is the last one, Aikio.

This is real risky.

Got any other bright ideas, Zach?

I don't. I'm just nervous.

Okay, so what's the alternative?

There isn't one.

It is what it is.

Come on, got Maureen waiting at Jack

and Bridget ready to be sacrificed.

She can't get away.

She ain't going anywhere.

Not with all them drugs in her.

Get away from me!

Calm down, Jack.

You're making a great sacrifice for everyone.

You fucking freaks.

Well-earned sacrifice, you sick man.

I'm innocent, it's all lies.

Please.

You know, our children weren't sent here

to get raped and molested, Jack.

You know, I found God not because I molested children,

'cause I'm innocent.

I was sent here to take care of the evil

and filth like you.

Jesus sent me.

Is that why you seek religion

'cause all the nasty little sins you committed?

No, I found God.

Ah!

Oh!

Now, watch and learn.

This is how it's done.

Fuck you.

Your blood's not gonna be wasted.

We're gonna serve it at dinner.

Dinner for all my loyal followers.

- No. - Yeah.

Why let it all happen.

I'm the one that brought you both

into this group.

I am vouched for you, Bridgette.

Here, it's only right

that you should do the honors, Maureen.

You know, Jesus's Dad, Joseph, was a carpenter.

It's a great way to sacrifice someone, ain't it?

Three.

Blessed then.

My people, today was the first step

towards our great dinner.

Now, our supper.

In fact, why don't we call it The Last Supper?

Like the one that Jesus threw for His followers.

That sounds great.

I can't wait.

You know, in order to get to Heaven, you need to listen

to my word, right?

That's right.

That's right.

- That's right. - That is right.

What happens if you don't?

We go right to Hell.

Yes, when you die.

Yep, straight to Hell.

You are right, sir.

Oh, sir, may I ask a question?

Sure, what is it?

Why have you been filming everything lately?

Ah, yeah, so you see, I'll be creating a website.

One that can only be accessed on the deep web.

Don't worry, 'cause all your faces will be blurred.

So we can have anonymity.

There are people out there that will pay good money

to see people killed or sacrifice.

You're all part of something great here.

And Russel, you need that money

to keep this group here going.

I think it's a great idea, though, sir.

Sure, and nothing's free.

I thank you for all that you do.

And I'm thankful for all of you.

Amen, and nobody will know it is us?

Nobody.

Alright, just checking.

Fair enough.

Thank you.

You might all be wondering

where Jack and Bridget are this evening.

Well, along with Zach and Maureen,

we killed them earlier.

Mm-hmm.

Jack was a vile, evil man, molested children.

His wife let it happen.

Do you think they deserve to live?

Do you, Keith?

No, no.

They both deserve to die a horrible death.

And I hope they did. - Mm-hmm.

And what do you think, Mike?

However, you say, Sir.

Keith, he did it.

He did die a horrible death.

I gutted him like a fish and drained his blood.

She was basically crucified.

And all in the Lord's Name.

Now, listen, I know this is all new to you

and it's a lot to ask.

We're taking in this dinner, eating human flesh,

we're doing the same thing that Jesus did for His disciples.

We're gonna have the same meal that He provided for them.

Just have loyalty to me and in the Man above.

Right? - Right, right.

- Yeah, that's rough. - That's it.

What happens if you don't obey me

or you talk to anyone outside the group about this?

We get sacrificed and go right to Hell.

Right to Hell.

And I knew some folks who ain't no longer with us and,

and they's burning in Hell as we speak.

- Like that gentleman today- - Woo.

An evil man,

sinner, burning in Hell.

Don't ever make yourself someone that I have

to sacrifice the wrong way.

- Never will I. - Or will I.

Oh, we should only sacrifice the right way.

Yes, for me, for God

For no one else.

Nobody.

Bow our heads and pray.

Blessed are the ignorant

for they shall shown the light.

Blessed are the unseen, for they are our prophets.

Blessed are the best, for they.

Blessed are the sinners, for they have reached understanding

and entities,

for they shall burn in Hell forever.

- Amen. - Amen.

See y'all next week.

How's everything been going?

Okay, I got a guy from an old church

that was into me for about $40,000.

I was getting close to killing him,

but he can work his debt off this way.

Well, what exactly is he doing?

So he's, and his brother, run a little private gathering.

He's been doing it for years.

He left the church and became a religious fanatic.

He's really extreme followers.

These preachers do.

I mean, I don't know what exactly,

but he got some people brainwashed and whatnot.

They are a pretty easy target.