In the Mud (En el barro)

EVENTS AND CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL.

ANY LIKENESS TO REALITY IS MERE COINCIDENCE.

I want you to be nice and loose for me, okay?

I want you to be nice and slutty.

Anything you like. Oh yeah. Just like that. Oh yeah.

Kinky.

-You like it when I get kinky? -Nice and kinky. I love it.

I want all of it.

Papi…

Miguel, I'm on my way to court. We don't have any time left.

Have you found Zárate?

Papi, look what you do to me. I missed you so much.

Mm, my ass is so ready for you, baby.

Oh, yeah?

Mm, you little slut. You like that?

Aw, baby, where were you? Where were you?

I went on a little trip to Paraguay, my love.

-You like that? -Oh, I love that.

Yeah? Tell me how much you love it.

-Oh, I love it. Oh! -Oh, baby.

Sh.

-Oh, baby, I want you to punish me. -Get out. Go.

I love it when you punish me.

I love it when you ask me to be your little slut.

I love that. I love that, baby.

-Oh, I'm gonna get nice and slutty… -Like that, or you want more pressure?

You like that?

Or you want it a little tighter?

Hey, you son of a bitch!

-You know why I'm here? -I didn't do anything.

Where is it, huh? The USB you took? Where is it?

Please. Please, I don't have it here.

-I don't have it. -Huh?

Motherfucker! I don't have anything!

I already told that stupid lawyer!

Oh no, please. Let me go.

-Where is it? -I don't know. I… I have no idea.

Ah! Look, that fucker's family is very powerful.

Pressuring the judge wasn't gonna work, so they came to me.

I don't give two shits what they did to you.

You think I came all the way out here to hold your fucking balls?

Where is it? Where did you put it?

In the bag?

Motherfucker!

You motherfucker, get off of me! Fuck you, motherfucker!

I'm not gonna let you take that, you fuck!

IN THE MUD

God, look at the state she is in. Hey, Doc.

Olga? Olga?

-What are you doing? -I don't know.

-Trying to get a reaction. Doc? -Stop. She's drugged outta her mind.

-She's in real bad shape. Fucking monster. -Doc? Yeah.

I mean, what if she's left with a big hole in her face?

She's gonna wanna die.

She's gonna kill herself.

-She's very vain. -Shut up!

She's gonna put a bullet in her head.

-How's she doing? -Not great. She lost an eye.

-This is fucked up. -Yeah.

-Very. Fucked up. -It really is. And it's all thanks to you.

She's the one who said she had some crap she could inject her with.

-She knew what she was doing. -You were putting pressure on all of us.

What's wrong? Aw, you fucking scared of the Galician?

Don't worry. With the poison the doc pumped into her,

who knows when she'll recover.

Who's gonna deal with her then?

All of us. She comes for another one of us, we put her in the dirt.

Did you hear that?

-Hmm? -This one's a little slow.

Are you stupid or what?

She took her eye and didn't think twice about it.

That's one crazy piece of shit right there.

Okay, boss, what else? What else is there to do?

How about you calm down a little bit, huh?

Listen.

You do whatever tickles your asshole,

but you're not getting us in any more trouble.

Got it?

Can I stay a little longer with the doc?

Doc, I'm right here.

You just relax. I feel relaxed. So you have to stay relaxed.

No, no, please stop saying I gotta relax 'cause the last thing I can do is relax.

I mean, look at my hand.

Okay, well, keep your little hand in your pocket.

You're gonna go in there.

You're gonna stand tall with your cute little butt

and your best I-am-innocent face. Okay?

I am innocent, Coca. I'm so tired of repeating it.

Honey, that's not important. You just have to look innocent, yeah?

Take a deep breath now, and don't fold for them, baby girl. Yeah?

Don't bend over. Not even to tie your fucking laces.

-Is your hearing today? -Huh?

Yeah. Yeah, they're coming to get me in a sec.

Well, good luck, okay?

Thank you.

-I'm gonna pass out. I swear. -Ready, Delorsi? Let's go.

-Go get 'em, bitch. You got it. -Thank you, Coca. Thank you.

Go on now.

Mari!

-Yo, drink this. -Get that fucking water outta my face.

You've gotta drink water. You puked like the damn exorcist.

My head's gonna explode. Stop talking.

Hey, you two, any news?

Just that the doctor's back from the hospital.

-Only she's missing an eye. -What else?

Oh, and the model just left for her court hearing.

And Borges is planning something.

That fat cunt. They all follow her.

What about Lefty and the other one, what's up with them?

-Nothing. -Nothing.

You, China, go and see what those cunts are up to.

And you, help me get up. Come on.

Don't get up. You gotta rest.

You better not fucking tell me what to do, bitch.

-Jeez. Come on, man. -Stop fucking touching me.

Don't fucking touch me!

Fuck off, all of you.

Time's running out, and our efforts have been enormous!

Which is why I want to thank each and every one of you for your support,

and I am imploring you all to join me this Sunday, in the voting booths,

to keep moving forward

because this time, we won't stop until we get it all!

And since I am convinced…

convinced that so many people will support us,

because they understand the difficulty and the hurdles of what lies ahead for us,

we are committed to choosing those who are best qualified,

and for that reason, I would like to invite Cecilia Moranzón

to join me on stage, so I can introduce you

to the future public safety commissioner of the province.

Thank you for coming. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your time.

Thank you, everyone. Thanks for coming. Hey, what a surprise! Thanks for coming.

-Cecilia, please would you come with me? -Yes. Please excuse me.

-Thank you all. -Andrés! Andrés, congratulations.

Your speech was wonderful. We will obliterate those freakin' polls.

Sure.

-And the opposition, you know what? -Mm?

We'll pepper spray their assholes.

Thanks, Antín.

Listen, I need to speak to you about something very, very important.

-Call my office-- -It may affect your career.

No. What are you talking about? Come on.

-This is imp-- -Enjoy the snacks.

Thanks for coming, man!

Now, now, don't look… No, no, no, no, don't look so sad.

You heard him. He only sticks with the best ones. Nothing personal.

Commissioner of public safety suits you really well.

Well, thank you.

Just don't get too cocky because you never know.

You know public office is highly volatile.

Well, yeah, but if you're there, it's not highly volatile.

It's a complete disaster.

-Oh! So mean, Cecilia! But why? -No, no, no.

-No, but why? -Do things the right way. Give him a call.

-Get in the damn line. -I'll follow your advice.

Vengeance is a dish best served cold.

Hands off, big guy. Hands off.

Ah, thank you.

What about all of her toys? What do we do?

What else can we do? We give them away for all the boys and girls to share.

Okay, sounds good.

Elba?

-What? -Any news on Yael?

Huh? How's her girl doing?

What, you think I'm a doctor who's here to give you a medical report?

Hey, drop the bullshit. You know something or not?

The girl was taken in, and the mom's with her. That's all I know.

And what are you doing with all of Yael's things?

-We're doing some deep cleaning. -"Deep cleaning"?

-Yeah, because we have a roach problem. -Big, brown roaches, like you?

Yeah, blonde, black, all sorts of roaches.

Ladies, let's clear this up as soon as possible, please.

I dunno about you, Gladys, but I think there's a worm inside this apple.

I dunno, but I don't like what I'm thinking at all.

-I'm gonna need you to help me crack this. -What can I do?

Lemme think, and I'll tell you soon.

-How soon? -You'll know soon.

How soon though?

-Draw a doggy so he's not alone. -We'll show him his tricks.

Oh my! What a difference in this child.

-I know. They said it was just stress. -Uh-huh.

-The doctor says she's perfect now. -Mm.

Well, of course. Naturally. A prison cell is no place for a child.

The first thing I want to do is take her to kindergarten.

Next week, when, you know, when this whole madness settles a little.

-Yes. -I'll come with you. We'll go together.

-You can have this one if you want. -I will let you get back to work.

-We're going to the mall. -Very well.

Not on your own. Take security.

-I want the green one. -Yes.

You two have fun, okay?

And don't paint anyone's face on the street, my darling, please.

-Bye. -I'll paint everyone!

-Please be careful. -Bye!

-I'm gonna paint her! -You are?

See you.

-Bye! -Bye!

Amazing.

Eugenia's a different person. She's ecstatic,

won't stop talking about Brisa, won't…

With this, you may enroll her in any kindergarten you want.