Bears on a Ship

I know I hit it with at least one of those shots.

I got a dart in it too,

so I'm surprised it's still standing.

All right, I think it went down that one man.

All right, be careful.

Man, are you sure they gonna pay us

what they said they was gonna pay us?

Of course they're gonna pay us

what they said they was gonna pay us.

We just gotta get to those goddamn bears

before all those other bounty hunters do.

That way we get a bonus.

Can you double check?

I mean, that's a lot of money, man.

Look, I got the whole conversation recorded, all right.

Lemme see.

I'm gonna play it back for you.

Look at this.

Yeah, we should be there by morning.

These bears don't stand a chance against our team.

And Joe Bear can vouch for us on that.

Ain't that right, Boss?

You need to shut the fuck up now.

You will pay us

the money we agreed upon, correct?

You bring us the bears,

we will bring the money you asked for.

Very simple.

Always a pleasure doing business.

Don't let us down.

Shit.

Let's go get us some bears, huh.

All right.

Let's split up all right, you go that way.

I got him.

I don't see him though.

Fucking hell.

Come on Betsy.

Right between the lines.

Oh shit.

Oh save me.

God damn, Chuck.

What the hell am I supposed to tell the bowling team now?

There seems to be no progress in the negotiations

between the unions and the airlines.

Airports around the world are still closed

with no end in sight.

If you're planning on traveling this year, don't.

Fuck em.

Champagne?

Oh, please.

Oh, could you also check our itinerary

and let us know what time our flight takes off?

I have a very important hair appointment,

I can't be late for.

You know how it is.

Sure, I'll check your itinerary

for a taxi and airport.

Thank you.

What do you mean we're down that many points?

We had a terrible day at the office.

It's been dropping.

But you have to be happy it wasn't worse, right?

No, of course I'm not happy it wasn't worse.

I go on my honeymoon for one week

and it all goes to hell over there.

We are trying our best.

But will you be in the office tomorrow?

Yes, I'll be in the office, of course.

Sounds like you barely get shit done without me there.

Okay, see you then.

It'll be good to have you back.

God.

Office already?

It'll be fine.

You'll be at your hair appointment, so.

Look at us,

living our busy married lives already.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

There's a problem.

There's a strike.

No more flights.

Excuse me?

How can there be no flights?

The union approved a strike today.

The last flight left five minutes ago.

You can't be serious.

There has to be another flight somewhere.

It's a countrywide union.

If their demands are not met, nobody leaves.

This is complete bullshit.

We can sue this whole airport you know, we're Americans.

Senora, is there any way

that we can get back to the States now, ah or a?

Not on an airplane.

My boyfriend works on a ship with his uncle,

they're leaving the port today

and arriving at the States tomorrow in the morning.

I can see if they're taking passengers.

That's your best bet.

The office.

My hair.

Call your boyfriend.

Don't worry my friends,

we're gonna get you to that ship before it leaves.

I am the fastest driver in all of Mexico.

Hey, I think we have a little bit of time.

Senor, do you have to drive so fast?

Hey, what's up, Tio?

How's it going, Juanito?

How you doing, Tio?

Good, good. - Yeah.

- Good, good to see you. - Yeah.

How's the prep coming along?

Yeah, we're almost done.

- Almost done? - Almost done?

You know we sail at 10, right?

Yes, Sir.

The only thing that's left is the engine room, so.

Shit, the engine room.

Yeah.

Those guy's gonna gimme a heart attack.

- Yeah. - Let me

take care of that shit show.

I'll be back. - Okay.

How we doing?

You hear those engines?

Sounds to me like we're doing fine.

Are we gonna be on time?

When have I ever been late, Carlos?

Yeah, yeah, I hear you.

No, no, no, no.

Answer my question.

When have I ever been late, Carlos?

You know I'm the captain of the ship.

Yeah and I'm the chief engineer.

See, without the engine, there is no ship.

See, you may be a captain up there,

but down here, I'm the captain now.

Just make sure we leave on time.

Clean this place up.

It's a mess.

Yeah, you know what?

Make sure the kitchen got enough fajitas

for my men down here.

All right guys, so here's the deal, okay.

My tio is offering any stranded passenger

board for 1000 pesos, okay.

You get food, you get everything, okay.

But the thing is, we're leaving now.

So it's up to you.

I'll let you talk, okay.

I don't know, pookie, what do you think?

We're here.

We might as well go.