Marvel One-Shot: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer

Hands up! Don't move!

Don't move or I'll blow your head off.

Who else is here? Who owns that car outside?

I do.

But it's really more like a lease.

-Toss the keys over here. Come on. -Okay. Okay.

Empty the cash register. Start filling this bag with cigarettes...

Excuse me.

I also have this gun. You'll probably be needing that.

-Put it down! -Right now!

-Do it now! -Okay, don't want any trouble.