Cannibal Ferox (Make Them Die Slowly) (Cannibal Ferox)

Mike?

Mike?

Mike?

Just stay put, shitface!

What do you want?

Where is that motherfucker?

I don't know, I just got out of the hospital.

I'm looking for Mike too.

I mean, I need some...

I got to get some horse.

Don't play cute!

We've been looking for your friend Mike for a month.

Son of a bitch took off with a 100 grand.

A 100 Grand, our 100 Grand from our horse.

I didn't know, I didn't know anything about it.

Come on shitface, where is he?

I tell you I don't know, I don't know!

This is so you know what Mike's got coming

to him for ripping us off, pigface!

I had nothing to do with it.

Let me go, please!

Okay,just let me go?

Sure, so you can tip him off huh, shitface?

No, I won't.

I won't, I swear.

Hey Tyrone.

I owe you five bucks.

Who was he?

Tim Barret, a user, occasional pusher.

He was released from a turkey trot just this morning.

Yeah, how long he been there?

Five Weeks. They thought he'd made it over the hump.

Yeah, well he has now.

Girlfriend?

No, she owns the apartment.

The janitor says her name is Myrna Stenn.

She's a tour guide, out of town at the moment, so it seems.

Well, what is he doing here then?

Who knows, maybe looking for someone?

You know how this sounds like to me?

No.

Sounds like a hassle between small time pushers!

Look, trace the girl.

Yeah?

She is the only one who can lead us to anything.

And I want a detailed report from ballistics

as soon as they're through, see you Sergeant.

Alright!

I missed the Giants again.

What a hole, Rudy!

I thought Panaguaya was going to be a real town?

Yeah, with discotheques and with a Macy's branch store

and two or three guys rolling by on their Kawasakis, eh?

Some vacation I had to go and pick for myself.

You two sure suckered me on this one!

I told you, never trust my sister.

Never trust you and your adventures in the jungle.

Come on, Gloria.

Let's go change those damned dollars of yours, okay?

I want to try and find myself a shower!

We'll be lucky if we can find some gas.

Hmpf, yeah.

Buenos dias.

Buenos dias.

Buenos dias, senor.

Ah excuse me is there any way to get a shower around here?

What did he say?

He wants to take you home.

He has a shower.

Por favor?

Si?

In Bogota they told me to follow this road,

past the, hasta aqui, to here and then...

We don't know exactly, senor.

We're looking for a village called Manyoca.

Animals, jungle, snakes!

But there must be a village by that name!

There is a river Manyoca, but to go

in there by jeep is too difficult.

You must cross the rio and then follow a trail,

80 miles, and very bad!

Su dinero, senora.

Gracias.

Well Sergeant, how about that shower?

That dumb twat is really getting to me.

I almost wish she'd get left behind.

We've still got half an hour to go.

She'll get here.

Adios!

Ciao, guerita!

How did the shower go?

Oh not bad.

So long Juanito, and try washing some time, huh!

Ciao, mamacita!

Bet this village of yours doesn't even exist.

You probably dreamed it up one night

while you were writing your thesis.

I didn't dream anything up, look at this article.

It was written four years ago, August 21 st, 1976.

Hmm, we've heard several reports recently that along

the Branco River, one of the Amazon's major tributaries,

at least three incidents of cannibalism have

been witnessed by outsiders.

In the village of Manyoca...

Oh you can't believe everything you read.

She didn't believe it either, that's why we're here.

In two months, thank God, it will all be over.

I'll present my dissertation and then I'll be

through hearing about cannibals.

Mind if a dummy asks what it is you hope to

find in this blessed village?

I told you, my thesis claims that cannibalism

as an organized practice of human society does not exist.

And historically has never existed.

So much the better, dear!

According to Gloria, man-eat-man is bullshit.

Let's say it was an invention of racist colonialism.

Which had a vested interest in creating the myth

of the ferocious subhuman savage fit only for extermination.

Hah, the mythical lie of cannibal ferox was only an

alibi to justify the greed and cruelty of the conquistadors.

But what's Manyoca got to do with it?

Well, if we can prove, that the incidents of cannibalism

reported by that magazine, never actually happened...

I'll have rock solid definitive support

for my PHD dissertation.

Well you promised to take a bunch of pictures of me,

and that's all I care about.

Hey man, you think there is a chance

we'll bump into a few cocoa leaves?

Gloria, do you believe this girl?

Hey what's that?

What?

Eww, why is he...

He's doing it to avoid bad luck.

What's the matter, Gloria, are you alright?

What did she say?

Claro?

Claro.

Very clear.

The life of the weak, for that of the strong!

You stake him out and the snakes

will go for him instead of us.

The law of the jungle.

You want me to drive?

No, I can hack it for another hour or so.

Oh look, an iguana!

Don't hit it!

Hey watch it you!

Where the hell are you going?

Goddamn, jaywalking iguana, that's all we need now.

Alright, Gloria, you drive and I'll push, okay?

Yeah.

Shit.

Come on Pat, get out and help.

Come on.

Okay, easy, don't race it too much.

That's it.

That's it, rock it.

Go, go!

Okay hold it, that's it!

Score one for the good guys.

Vacation...

Oh shit.

Good boy Rudy, we've got 1000s of bottles of whiskey.

Hey leave some for the troops!

I'll pretend it's a mint julep.

Ssshht, don't move.

Huh?

Don't move.

Argh, shit.

It's alright now, princess, you're still the fairest

in the land,just kidding.

Yeah, looks like you're ready for that drink.

Why couldn't we've made it Acapulco

instead of this poisoned paradise?

All you would've found there, would've been white widows.

All these trees, it's not even a trail anymore!

Oh, cut it out!

A little positive thinking never hurt anyone.

So what do you wanna do, go on or go back?

There is nothing marked on this map.

Nothing but swamp.

It's simple, let's toss a coin!

For me it's no problem, either way, I don't give a shit.

Okay babe, head's we go on and tail's we give in.

You on?

Flip it.

Okay.

Heads.

Well, we're a go.

Should've come with a hovercraft!

I wish I'd gone to Acapulco.

Hey, I think we're sinking!

Ah shit, shit, the engine's blown.

There goes our transport.

Okay, let's get everything we can carry out

before it all goes under.

Yeah, right.

Don't forget the whiskey.