Kung Fu Panda 3

Stairs.

I don't think I can...

You guys, just start without me.

I'll catch up!

Sweet.

Inner peace.

Itchy nose.

Finally, inner peace.

Now what?

Kai, old friend.

Master Oogway.

Our battle ended 500 years ago!

Well, now I'm ready for a rematch.

Took you long enough!

You've grown stronger.

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

I have taken the chi of every master here.

No!

Yes.

And soon I will have your power, too.

When will you realize? The more you take, the less you have.

With your chi, I will finally be able to return to the mortal world.

And this time, you won't be there to stop me.

It was never my destiny to stop you.

I have set another on that path.

Then I will find him...

and take his chi, too.

Justice is about to be served!

We'll have two Justice Platters, please.

- Three. - Three.

And a few tofu buns.

The spicy noodle soup for Tigress. Did you want extra sauce with that?

She wants it on the side.

- On the side. - On the side.

Go, Dragon Warrior! You can do it!

Go, Dragon Warrior!

Defend the Valley!

Dragon Warrior!

Go, Dragon Warrior!

Defend the Valley!

You guys aren't doing the Dramatic Pose, are you?

Do we have to strike a pose every time we land?

You guys, never underestimate the power of a Dramatic Entrance.

I've heard about some masters who can win a fight just by throwing open a door.

Dramatic Entrance?

Master Shifu.

The Dragon Warrior is correct.

Really? I was just making...

Yeah. I mean, yeah. I am.

Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind.

Hence, the Dramatic Entrance.

Nice Dramatic Entrance. What's the occasion?

Today will be my final class.

Your final...? Wait.

I didn't even know you were sick! Although you have been looking a little...

I'm not sick.

Healthy. A little healthy. A lot, actually.

My final class, because from now on...

your training will be in the hands of the Dragon Warrior.

What?

Me, teach? Why not Tigress? She's always telling everyone what to do.

Be quiet, Po.

You see what I mean?

Tigress is not the Dragon Warrior.

You are.

Come on, they're the Five. What could I teach them?

There is always something more to learn, even for a master.

For instance...

let me show you another move...

the Dramatic Exit.

What's that?

Wow! Are you kidding me?

Where'd he go?

Master.

He's gone, guys. It's cool.

We await your instruction, Master.

All you have to lose is our respect.

I mean, seriously, how bad can it be?

Very bad!

Very, very bad!

Okay, okay. Let's switch it up.

Monkey! Immovable Mountain Stance!

Yes, Master!

Tigress, Tornado Back Flip!

Yes, Master.

Oh, no! Fire!

- Fire! - Stop!

Sorry! My fault.

Crane, go high. I mean low! Low!

Ah, my claw thingy!

Viper and Tigress, do, like, a Totem Pole Poison Technique!

You two, do a Swarming Insect Bite...

with a Yellow Tail, Yellow Jacket, Spicy Tuna...

I'm sorry.

Good job, Po.

Did you at least learn a little something?

Yes.

That you can't teach.

And Tigress is flammable, it turns out.

Yeah, that was a complete disaster.

I'm glad we're not Po right now.

What a loser!

What was Shifu thinking?

What was Oogway thinking?

I think he heard us.

I didn't hear anything.

He said you're a loser.

I'm sorry, Oogway.

Would you stop doing that?

How was your first day teaching?

Humiliating.

I heard.

Who told you? Did Tigress tell you?

I heard from Monkey, and Crane, and Mantis...

and your dad, and Mrs. Chow from the gift shop...

and those ducks you just passed...

and Tigress told me.

Did she also tell you that it'll never happen again? Because I'm done.

Teaching or being humiliated?

Both! I don't know why you ever thought I could teach that class.

Oh, I knew you couldn't.

What? You set me up to fail? Why?

If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

I don't wanna be more! I like who I am.

You don't even know who you are.

What do you...? Of course I do. I'm the Dragon Warrior.

And what exactly does that mean, Dragon Warrior?

It means, you know, just going around and punching and kicking.

Defending the Valley! And stuff.

Punching and kicking?

You think that is what the great Master Oogway saw for you?

A 500-year prophecy fulfilled so you could spend your days kicking butt...

and running through town high-fiving bunnies?

- Yes? - No!

Oogway saw greatness in you, Po. Against my better judgment.

More than you can see in yourself.

Incredible power awaits you.

Power beyond anything you can imagine.

Wow! What was that?

That was chi.

Wow!

What's chi?

The energy that flows through all living things.

So you're saying if I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that?

No. I'm saying if you teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that.

Oh.

Mastering chi requires mastery of self.

Oogway sat alone in a cave for 30 years asking one question.

"Who am I?"

"Who am I?"

I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt...

So now I have to sit alone in a cave for 30 years?

Eventually.

After you master teaching.

Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you.

I'm not trying to turn you into me.

I'm trying to turn you into you.

Turn me into me? Wait a second, that makes no...

Almost there, Shifu.

Just a little more confusing and you'll be the next Oogway.

Sorry, no offense, Master Oogway. I just...

I'll let you get back to your eternal peace.

What is this place?

My brother's farm?

If I stepped on you, would you die?

Yes.

The mortal realm.

You hear that, Oogway? I'm back.

Kai has returned!

Who?

Kai. General Kai.

Supreme Warlord of all China.

The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain.

You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance.

Maker of Widows?

Okay, I used to work with Oogway.

Oh, Master Oogway!

Now, he was a great warrior.

We've heard of Master Oogway.

Okay, okay, enough. Silence!

Find Oogway's students, and bring them to me.

By the time I am done with them, Oogway...

there will be no one left who will even remember your name.

Kai is coming!

I am ready...

to teach you a lesson.

Teach me? Oh, no! It's the Dragon Teacher!

Yeah, he's so handsome!

Thank you for the compliment.

No! Please don't teach me to death!

Po?

Oh, hey, Dad. What's up?

I was just... stopping by for a little soak.

Okay. What's wrong?

Nothing.

Nothing? I come home to find you taking a bath with your dolls...

Action figures.

And instead of adding bath salts to the water, you just added Szechuan peppercorns.

Szechuan...

Oh, my tenders!