So I'm a Spider, So What? (蜘蛛ですが、なにか？)

-Good morning. -Good morning!

The desserts in this cafe are so good!

Didn't I tell you?

Just ignore them.

Forget that. Let's go bowling after school.

I pulled an all-nighter, playing games.

Really? You kept on playing after I logged out?

This dress is cute, but it's so expensive.

-You're right! It's so cute. -Which one?

-You'll look good in it! -I agree! So cute!

-It suits you. -I'm sure it'll look good on you.

Everyone, the class is starting now.

That was so scary.

That hurts!

I hurt my head.

I think I'm surrounded by something hard.

What's going on?

It's so dark!

I remember I was in class.

In any case, I have to leave this place.

What?

What is this?

And what's with these legs?

Calm down!

Could this be something

that's been trending online?

No way! Tell me this isn't true!

It seems like I've been reincarnated as a spider.

Impossible. I can't accept this!

Even if I did reincarnate,

why did I become a spider?

I guess crying and sulking won't help.

I should just accept the fact that I'm a spider.

Spider…

Spider…

I'm a spider.

What?

Is that food?

To be honest, I'm hungry as well…

Why are you eating your own kind?

Aren't there other things you can eat?

No way I'm staying in such a dangerous place!

I'm going home!

Oh, are you Father?

It's Mother! I'm so sorry!

Why are you acting the same way, Mother?

You're eating your own kind as if they are snacks.

Let's think about that later.

For now,

I should retreat!

I thought I was going to die.

I haven't sprinted at full speed for a while.

I guess anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

Anyway, how did I die?

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Last I remember, I was having classical literature class.

The most likely scenario is that

I died and reincarnated as a spider.

Did I die from a terrorist attack

or maybe a natural disaster?

This is a mystery.

Or perhaps I am actually not dead

and that my soul is just trapped in a spider now.

My physical body could be lying on a hospital bed now.

The only other possible explanation

is that… Maybe this is actually a spider that just has my memories?

No idea! Let's put that aside for now!

"I think, therefore I am." That's enough!

I don't know anything about my current situation.

The amount of information I have concerned my survival.

In such situations,

light novels would give characters

appraisal skills to collect information.

You currently have 100 skill points.

You can use 100 points

to learn Level 1 Appraisal skill.

Would you like to learn the skill?

What? Point?

It's as if I've really been reincarnated to an alternate world!

Is that even a question? Of course, I'm learning it!

Level 1 Appraisal learned.

You have zero points remaining.

Appraisal is a broken skill that's extremely useful and convenient

in isekai light novels!

I have to learn it, even if it means using up my points!

First of all…

This looks like an ordinary stone,

but once I use Appraisal on it,

it'll be one amazing--

Stone.

Oh, my, Ms. Appraisal. You sure like your jokes!

Have a better look!

Okay, once again.

Appraisal!

Stone.

You're right. It's got to be a stone.

Now you should be able to know

which cave this is from this wall, right?

You know, right?

-Appraisal! - Wall.

-Appraisal! - Wall.

Appraisal!

-Appraisal! - Wall.

You're totally useless!

Why did I learn this skill?

It's obviously a wall!

You should give me more information!

Change my approach.

I should change how I think.

This is just because I'm still level 1.

That's how I should think.

Let's just take a rest.

Maybe I should cast Appraisal on me too.

Spider. Nameless.

I expected that,

but what's up with that "nameless"?

Does that mean I don't have a name as a spider

or will I only have one after I increase my level?

I still don't know how to increase my level.

Terms like level, skills, and points

make it sound like I'm in a game.

Whatever. This is quite interesting too,

so I'll just accept it.

I was a gamer in my previous life, after all.

Here we go.

I can't just stay here.

I should find something to eat.

You can't do anything on an empty stomach.

There's a whole horde of living things that obviously look like monsters.

It's impossible for these living things to exist on Earth.

I guess I'm really in an alternate world.

-Appraisal. - Deer, bat, wolf…

It hurts! Hold on!

It's too much!

There's so much information. I'm getting a headache!

Am I expected to get past this level?

The difficulty's way too high

for a newborn spider like me!

I shall pretend that I haven't seen that area.

I want chocolate. I want potato chips.

I want instant noodles.

Anything is fine.

I must find food immediately.

There are humans here!

Thank goodness!

I'm a friendly, cheerful, and cute baby spider!

Can we be friends?

Everyone, I'm harmless.

Please help me!

Wait.

Hello, Brother Spider.

Long time no see.

You look different.

This can't go on.

If humans find me,

I'll definitely be killed.

It's obvious that I'm on their elimination list!

No thanks!

Oh, no, this is bad!

If I keep wandering around this darkness

and meet a human…

Is this my thread?

I'm a spider. Of course, I spin threads!

And so I built my own home!

Look at these firm and strong walls!

Just in case,

I also left a way for me to escape.

Nothing can go wrong!

Now, I just need to wait for a prey to fall into my web.

I can finally stay at home forever!

Although I had to attend school in my previous life,

I basically stayed home other than that.

I was a useless person addicted to computer games.

So perhaps, the life of a spider suits me better.

As a useless person, I declare…

Being a shut-in NEET is the best thing ever!

Though, I'm no longer a human.

What?

I can't move.

Now that I think about it,

I haven't eaten anything since I was born.

I built my house using my threads,

so I used up a lot of energy.

If this goes on, I will die from hunger.

I brought this along just in case of emergency food.

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs…

I'm digging in…

This tastes horrible and bitter.

But this is no time to complain!

Women must have guts!

This tastes horrible.

SPIDER, NAMELESS

LEVEL 1 APPRAISAL LEVEL 1 VENOM FANG

LEVEL 3 SPIDER THREAD LEVEL 9 NIGHT VISION

LEVEL 1 POISON RESISTANCE N%I = W, LEVEL 1 SKANDA

I'm full.

It seems I don't have to worry about being starved to death for now.

You have fulfilled the pre-requisites.

You have obtained the title Kin Eater.

Due to the effects of the Kin Eater title,