Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Have you suffered a painful and disabling injury that was not your fault?

Are you about to be injured? Would you like to be injured? Have you ever considered a possible injury?

You could have been injured and not even know about it!

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha!

Howdy! I'm attorney at Law Joe Adler.

I specialize in class A Whiplash-style injuries.

I pledge to you is if you need cash, dial 555 Whiplash.

Whoa!

Money just for getting hurt?

That's cool.

Yeah.

Eh, baby, you're about to be injured.

Hahahaha!

The cream plastic falling high!

Yeah, yeah. I like to mallow out to this song.

Yeah.

Let's get a little mallow.

Sometimes I have a boner that won't go down.

I listen to this kind of music.

Hahahaha!

Hey, that looks like that dude.

He was on TV and then they made a cartoon out of him.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's got that shirt and his hair is like all in a point on the top of his head.

Yeah, yeah, what's his name?

Eh, yeah, what is his name?

No, damn it.

What's that gonna either?

Yeah, he's like always going, I must say.

Yeah, and then he's like, always saying he's gonna be on Will Affortune and he's like,

all in the Pat SayJack, wiggly, megly.

No, no, damn it.

What's his name?

Damn it!

This guy looks just like him.

Damn it.

Forgetting everything.

I can't remember anything anymore.

He bought it.

Try smacking me just once.

Sure.

Oh, yeah, that's the dude.

I oughta hit you more often, baby.

You hit me?

She's here.

Bunghole?

Don't ever hit me again.

It's cool.

You hardly ever go to school, Dillhole?

That's like, if we had a car, we wouldn't have to take the bus, but it's like you're taking the bus so that we can have an accident with a car and wait a minute.

So they can have some money.

Oh, what? Come on, buddy, come on.

I forgot.

Now, remember, be this.

Just sit there and don't do anything.

I'll take care of the rest.

Okay.

This is gonna be cool.

Hey, Alfredo.

So, um, do you ever like take the bus to school?

What do you think I'm doing right now?

Oh, yeah.

I get it.

And me too.

Cool.

What are gonna be rich?

Can I borrow a pencil?

Do you even know how to write?

Look, if I give this to you, will you leave me alone?

Um, maybe.

Nope.

Where's the damn bus?

I can find it down here.

Hey, y'all, sit down back there.

Oh, dear, Lord.

Son, are you all right?

That was cool.

But it finally gets his degree in medicine and stuns his family with a shocking announcement.

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So, uh, he has like that, uh, that whipped lash thing.

And like, uh, it really hurts.

Yeah, and I'm having bad dreams and I poop a lot.

Interesting story.

Let me just take a look here.

Ah!

Well, I can see that you have a traumatic injury, son, but it sure doesn't look like whipped lash to me.

It is whipped lash.

Come on, tell him, but it.

I was like, ah, my leg.

I mean, ah, my neck.

I heard something bright too.

What we have here is a clear case of negligence.

We are going to sue the school system.

We are going to sue the city.

We are going to sue the state.

And we are going to sue the bus driver.

Now, what you boys need are some top quality x-rays.

Cool.

Here you go, son.

Now, let's see.

Now, it's starting to look like we got ourselves a case of whipped lash.

So, uh, can we have some money now?

Joe Adler, you're under arrest for 257 counts of fraud.

Cool.

I think this is my grandpa.

Now, this is that dude that was in that movie.