Absolute Value of Romance (로맨스의 절댓값)

YOU JUST HAVE SUCH GOOD CHEMISTRY

EPISODE 6

This can't be real.

It's just a dream.

There's no way this is really happening.

It just can't be.

I just want to die.

Why did it have to be him?

I'm so embarrassed.

This is so humiliating.

Why is he still reading?

Is he enjoying it?

What?

Sorry?

What!

He's supposed to be a genius. Is he a genius at torture too?

Making me die of humiliation without a single visible wound?

- Yeo Eui-ju. - Yes, sir?

What's this?

Sorry, sir?

I asked what this is.

The thing is.

It looks like someone was working on a web novel.

- Indeed. - Yes.

Yes, well.

I was pretty surprised myself.

Gosh, that's just nasty…

It's not yours?

No, sir.

I didn't write it.

Like someone who admits to drinking but denies drunk driving.

You've been caught red-handed, yet you deny it?

The clueless Korean lit. Major Choi Yoon is Dong-ju.

The complete asshole…

Of a math genius Ju Si-on is me.

The dumb sports major Kang Tae-ha,

who solves everything with force, is Gi-jeon.

And Han Jae-min, who comes from Japan and is loaded,

is Da-ju.

No.

How did you come to that conclusion?

"I didn't realize you were such a lost cause."

"I'm very disappointed."

"It was clearly your fault and you've admitted it."

"All that's left is compensation."

"Breaking my glasses caused ten million won's worth of damage."

"You'll have to find another way to repay me."

All that being word for word what I said is a coincidence?

"You wouldn't let him sleep. Don't you know he's a sleepyhead?"

Da-ju said that in the car on the way to school.

Is this all just a coincidence?

Or is my imagination running wild?

You just have such good chemistry.

What?

You all have such good chemistry.

So I just wrote about it.

But the thing is…

People really liked it, so…

Even if you can't tell right from wrong, still…

There's a line you shouldn't cross.

I'm sorry.

Delete it.

Sorry?

I can't, sir.

You can't?

No, I can't.

I can't.

Please forgive me.

I really can't delete it.

I'm really sorry. It was a mistake, but I can't delete it.

You base your characters on your teachers

and even have them say things I can't even bring myself to say.

How can I let that slide?

Put yourself in my position.

Even so.

I can't delete it.

I really can't.

Fine.

Then I will.

PASSWORD

Enter your password.

Mr. Ga.

I'll study really hard.

I'll study math really hard.

Please, give me a break.

Even the dying get one last wish.

Can't you do one favor to help out a pitiful student?

I put my life and soul into writing it.

How can I just delete it?

Please cut me a break.

I really can't delete it.

I can't delete it.

Please.

What am I going to do?

I'm so sorry.

30 MINUTES LATER

If you really can't delete it,

bring your parents to see me.

- Sorry? - If you're okay

with your parents, the principal,

the faculty and all the students knowing what you've been up to.

No, sir.

My mom will kill me.

It seems you know what you've done is wrong.

Why do you want to keep doing something you can't tell anyone about?

I'm going to check tomorrow, so either delete it or bring your parents.

Sir!

THE OBSESSIVE TOP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TOILET IN HIS BATHROOM

I'm home.

I made galbijjim .

I'm not hungry.

What's wrong? Are you sick?

No.

Shall I make you tteokbokki instead?

I'm fine.

Shall I delete it?

No, I can't.

Then everyone will find out what I wrote.

Still, isn't that better than deleting it?

Am I crazy? It's better to delete it.

- You're home? - Yeah.

- Hey. - Hey.

Tae-ha caressed Yoon's snow-white skin…

Tenderly.

Hey! Sit apart.

I said sit apart.

- What's wrong? - You startled me.

Wanna play?

No, I can't.

- Just one round. - No, I need to get to bed.

I know you want to.

Just a quickie.

Wanna

- play? - Just a quickie.

Let me join in.

- The three of us? - Move.

Was it leg day today? Nice.

No.

Not two of you, nor three of you.

Just play by yourself.

What do you mean play by ourselves?

What's wrong with you?

You want to play too? We can change partners.

I'm disgusting.

My mind. My imagination.

What on earth was all that?

BOYS' LOVE

This is for all teachers and students.

Just to inform you that eleventh-grader Yeo Eui-ju

has been writing a BL web novel titled We Were Friends.

BL?

You told me you didn't like that. Were you lying?

Go-ya!

Disgusting.

Pretending to be all sweet and innocent.

Why pair a guy with another guy?

- No. - Eui-ju.

Mom.

What's wrong?

Mom, I…

This is a crime.

You've tarnished my name and my honor.

I hope you rot in jail.

I made a mistake.

Are you crazy?

Idle hands are the devil's playthings.

It gives me the creeps.

Eui-ju.

No.

No, sir.

It's not like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

My daughter didn't do anything wrong.

She learned from me.

- It's all my fault. - Dad…

No!

What's this?

Let me go!

Don't come any closer.

No.

No.

I must never be outed.

It seems you know what you've done is wrong.

Why do you want to keep doing something you can't tell anyone about?

Boys' love…

"The character with the biggest fan base is the obsessive exhibitionist."

"He lives in a marble penthouse where the lights are always off."

"He's cut ties with his family and has no friends."

"When he showers, he only ever uses the rain shower head."

"In his bathroom, there's…."

NO TOILET

"…no toilet?"

Why not?

Why did I have to get caught

by that asshole of a math teacher?

Ga Woo-su!

Good morning.

Follow me.

COUNSELING IN PROGRESS