No Tail to Tell (오늘부터 인간입니다만)

SEOUL SANGSEO POLICE STATION

Damn it.

Mr. Kang, you can step out now.

You just keep outdoing yourself.

You're really a piece of work, aren't you?

Hey, Si-yeol.

What?

Are you acting out because I told you to quit soccer?

No, it's not like that.

Jeez, you're a total nutjob.

Is apologizing to me that difficult?

You've got a seriously nasty temper.

Seriously.

Fine.

You win.

Come back to training tomorrow.

But on one condition.

You'd better get your head in the game.

Listen.

Let's win the championship this season and get promoted to the third division.

Are you crazy?

You expect me to play in the fourth division?

Are you out of your mind?

I can't live like that.

No.

I won't, damn it!

Seriously…

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him?

- Hey, Woo-seok. - Si-yeol.

Where are you right now?

Are you in London too?

Actually, Woo-seok…

- The thing is... - No, wait.

Let's just meet up.

Let's talk in person.

I think

I've become a Premier League player.

That's the thing, Woo-seok...

It's all thanks to you, Si-yeol.

Hey, Woo-seok.

The thing is,

our fates have been switched.

What do you mean, switched?

You became a Premier League player instead of me.

And I'm playing in the fourth division instead of you.

Woo-seok?

So what do we do now?

What happens now?

Well, I asked.

She says you have to wish

to have our fates switched back.

A wish?

I have to make a wish?

Yes, because I don't have anything left to pay for a wish.

I see.

Can you check your pockets or your bag?

Her business card should be in there somewhere.

Woo-seok, come out here for a minute.

Just a second.

Si-yeol, hang on. I'll call you back.

Woo-seok? Hello?

Woo-seok, wait...

Woo-seok, do you have any idea how crazy things are right now?

The clubs are fighting over who's going to sign you,

and the reporters keep calling.

God, having such a perfect son is exhausting!

Okay, today's the day. Let's lock in your team!

And when your transfer fee comes through,

can I get…

A new car?

- Dad... - I know.

I know we have plenty of cars, but…

Dad.

You're happy, right?

What?

Of course I am.

Thanks to you, I've got it pretty good.

Of course I'm happy.

I really was hoping for that one car.

Hello? Hey, Woo-seok. Did you find the business card?

Well, the thing is…

What, it's not there?

No, that's not it.

Then what is it?

Do we really have to switch back right now?

What… do you mean?

Just one month. Let's switch back in a month.

I promise I'll switch us back then.

- Hey! - If we're switching back anyway,

does it matter when we do it?

Of course it does.

Just give me a little more time.

Hey, Woo-seok.

You can't do this. Please.

I'm sorry.

Woo-seok!

Hyeon Woo-seok! Oh, come on!

I'm screwed!

I'm seriously screwed!

Damn it!

Damn.

REPUBLIC OF KOREA PASSPORT KANG SI-YEOL

- Have a nice day. - Thank you.

One ticket to London, please. The earliest available.

- Would you like a round-trip ticket? - No, one-way.

Excuse me.

It looks like your passport has expired.

What?

Then what do I do?

I have to get to London right now.

And here I thought your friendship was special.

Not so special after all.

You!

Have you learned your lesson?

I'm not really fond of stupid humans.

Learned what lesson, exactly?

You think I'm the one who needs a lesson?

Apparently not.

Wait!

I seriously can't live like this.

Put me back!

Please.

You shouldn't have been so cocky in the first place.

Well, that should do it. I guess I've tamed you enough.

Shall we end this here?

When you wake up tomorrow, everything will be back to normal.

- Really? - Yes.

If you ever make a wish,

always remember what happened today.

So you don't make the same mistake with me ever again.

And from now on, don't be so quick to trust people.

Consider it a free lesson from me.

Man…

Seriously.

I'll never make a wish again.

Not even if my life depends on it.

Never, damn it.

Sorry.

What?

What was that?

Where to?

I'm sorry. I thought this was a taxi.

You're right. It is a taxi.

But…

VACANT

Sir.

I'll take you exactly where you need to be.

EPISODE 4 THE PRICE OF GOOD DEEDS

Who are you people?

What's with the weather all of a sudden?

Something feels wrong.

Stay still.

Who the hell are you people?

What are you doing?

It's not here.

That's impossible. Look again.

Look for yourself then. It's not here.

You've got the wrong person.

I have jack squat right now.

I won't call the police, so just let me go.

Shut up.

There's no business card or anything remotely like it.

Are you sure this is the right guy?

I'll get straight to the point.

We're looking for something.

Hand it over, and I promise nothing will happen to you.

You have the wish-granting business card, don't you?

A business card?

That's right.

I have some business with that fox.

Unbelievable.

You did all this just for that?

Kidnapping an innocent guy and tying him up?

Fine, I get it.

Just untie me first.

I'll just summon her for you.

You think this is a joke?

Hold it!

What did you just say?

You don't even have the card. How are you going to summon her?

Dad, should we go look at some watches?

No, I'm good. Let's find something for you instead.

You've already bought me plenty today.

Who knows when we'll have a day like this again?

I really want to buy you one.

It's not like this is our only chance.

But I wonder if they still have that limited edition.

- Let's go look. - Shall we?

Hold on.

SI-YEOL

Who is it? Why didn't you pick up?

It's okay. I don't need to take that call.

Let's hurry.

We should go check out some cars later.

Really?

But that can wait until the transfer talks are...

You said you wanted one.

Why wait? Let's buy it now.

Okay, then. Let's go.

Why isn't he picking up?