Y: The Last Man

Previously on The Last Man...

We still ended up with socialists in charge.

Except you're here now.

People are gonna have to pick sides.

I... think I'm having a miscarriage.

That is a heartbeat.

‐You Dr. Allison Mann? ‐Do you mind?

The only lab that has what I need is in San Francisco.

‐ Antenna's busted. ‐That wasn't me.

Well, I'll find us a new one. I'll call your mom.

‐Be back in a couple hours. ‐I need a night.

‐No. ‐Sammy, please.

Mack's too sick to move. We're an easy target.

Shit.

‐You first, then. ‐No, no, no... ‐She's a doctor!

‐We only need her. ‐It's all or none.

Don't tell them who your mother is.

The stolen choppers, ma'am‐‐

there is tracking software

in those birds if we can get it working.

No one can hide forever

when the whole world's looking.

You seen this woman?

You think he masturbates?

He should, if he's not.

You could mention it to him?

It'd be better coming from you.

He likes you more than me.

Yeah. No, I'm not gonna do that.

How about we call it a day soon?

- ‐That sounds good. - ‐

Yeah?

We need 20 miles.

Look, I'm sure you're an excellent bodyguard or whatever.

Bodyguard... ‐But following someone blindly

who works for the government who has a locker combination

instead of a name‐‐

sorry, that's not really what I do.

Shh!

You hear that?

You take that off, man.

Nobody's gonna give you a hard time around here.

You live in town?

I've never seen you here before.

No, I'm just passing through.

Hey, is this, uh...

is this Radiohead?

Every Sunday.

The great dead men.

I saw Radiohead live.

Yeah, my sister took me.

She wanted to show me there was more to music than Weird Al.

Rest in peace, Weird Al.

Put your mask on.

Nobody cares, no, there's other guys here...

‐Just‐just... Thank you. ‐Do not argue with me.

Take this.

Thank you. Just‐just... just listen.

Just listen.

Good find.

It's worth the detour.

I'll get you a leash.

I burned my hand!

Have you seen this woman?

What are they asking?

Excuse me, have you seen her?

Watch it.

She's about my build, about this tall.

‐We're being followed. ‐What? By who?

She was just here, she's traveling with two others,

‐let's go. Heads down. Okay.

All right. Okay, okay.

In here!

Who was that? Not sure. Army, maybe?

- ‐Why would my Mom send the Army? - She wouldn't.

Why are we running from the Army?

Did she say we were being followed when you talked to her?

SAT comms were compromised.

The military was all over the channels, I...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.

You didn't talk to her?

No, no, but you‐you said

- ‐that she authorized this... - Yeah, I said

‐I'd keep you safe, and that's what I'm doing. You...

No, you lied, you...

No, you ask too many questions.

Boston wasn't safe.

How do you know they aren't still following us?

I mean, they're definitely still following us.

Then why are we stopping?

No. No, no, no. We have a right to know

‐what the hell is going on! ‐Fine, fine. We can't outrun them.

They'll catch up‐‐ that's a fact‐‐ and when they do,

we have to be ready. So we act like we're safe.

‐Make camp in the open, lure them in. ‐Lure them...

And then, what, are we gonna pull a friggin' Home Alone

‐on them? ‐Once they're here, we'll drive them into a dead end.

Look, I'll wait there, take them off the board.

You're gonna kill them?

I don't kill people.

I'm gonna give us a real head start.

Make them think twice about following.

All three.

On your own.

This isn't Home Alone. It's Waco.

What, you got a better idea?

Are your people up there?

My husband, John.

And my boys are over there.

How about, um...

How about you?

I'm‐I'm sorry, I‐I don't... don't remember.

‐Were you married? ‐No.

I mean, I love men.

Just never found a guy who could take the heat.

My father always said you were a pistol.

Oh, I think he said pain in the ass.

Nah. He was never vulgar.

Look at you.

You're healthy, you're ready to serve.

The nerve of those women.

They should be parading you around like a feminist hero.

Feminism only applies to liberals, Kim.

You know that.

My mother used to bitch about the state of the world.

"If only women were in charge, there'd be peace."

‐ ‐I never bought it.

Of course she was a Democrat.

Back then, I was, too.

Mm.

Voted for Reagan just to piss her off.

Never looked back.

You know, this room is the only place you'll hear

any of them mention what we lost.

Sometimes I think...

Sometimes I think they're relieved.

This is the world they've always wanted.

Can you believe Jennifer Brown

is president?

Well, they're all standing with her.

The Establishment Sorority.

Plus, she's got tragedy on her side.

She'll milk it for all it's worth.

No.

She's invincible.

What if she's not?

That scared the shit out of me.

How long have you been up?

Look, I'm sorry.

I just...

I wish you had talked to me about this.

Um, I wish you had just

told me from the beginning that you didn't make contact.

Okay? I really...

Are you okay?

Careful, careful, careful.

I got you. I got you.

My boss, Eddie.

The manager at the bar.

He would touch my back when he would talk to me.

Sometimes his hand would slip.

Before that.

My husband, Carl...

There's nothing more to say about Carl.

Before that.

My high school boyfriend, Ryan.

We took Molly at prom.

I woke up, and he was...

Before that.

You made a friend?

This doesn't seem sanitary.

At least we have eggs.

They're all a little...

‐Fucked‐up? ‐I mean,

I was gonna say earnest.

You know, for people with so many fucking guns.

There's a whole shelf in the pharmacy.

This place is a gold mine.

Adderall.

‐ Xanax. ‐Oh.

That's for emotional pain, right?

Oh, my... Wait, you're not experiencing

emotional pain, are you?

Me? No.

I... Maybe just a little bit.

You know, I‐I had a hamster who died.

Oh, please.