Super Happy Fun Clown

Drop the gun.

Listen to her, Jen.

Lower your weapons.

You're not getting away. I'm a good shot.

I could hit you in the eye from here.

Just take the shot.

We know who you are, Jennifer Sullivan.

That's my mom's name.

No!

Sit down.

Can we go see the clown?

What is it with you and clowns?

No, we gotta go to the store.

Come on, get in there.

And a pack of

The usual?

Yes.

Thanks, Robert.

Say, Robert, are you ever gonna do anything

about that drab out front?

Oh, Bill?

Nah.

He could ruin your business.

Not when I'm the only business within a full square block.

Ah, thanks Bob.

- Yep. See you next time. - Mm-hmm.

You too, sweetheart.

Oh, what do you say?

Thank you.

Anytime, darling,

Come along, dear.

Mom, can we help him?

Get in the car, Jen, now.

Don't make me get out the wooden spoon when we get home.

Okay, come on.

Yes?

Did anyone get the extra credit question right?

Just one of you.

Who was it?

That would be Ms. Sullivan.

Brainiac.

Wow.

Some amazing artwork, Jen.

Thanks.

Tell me about it. How does it make you feel?

Happy,

Howdy.

Well, howdy to you.

You're Jethro, aren't you?

Oh, yes ma'am.

You hear any music?

- No, should I? - Yeah.

I should too, but I don't, darn it.

If you'll wait, I'll hum something for you.

What do you say, chief?

Oh, Jethro.

Nice to see you.

- Hi, miss Jake. - How's the science coming?

I'm working on it.

Look, mom, I'm the only one

who got the extra credit question right.

Oh, that's great. I'm so happy for you.

My little prodigy.

Someday you're gonna be rich and famous.

You're gonna have everything you've ever wanted.

You're gonna be somebody.

Now go get ready for dinner.

Okay, mama.

This is going on the refrigerator.

"This is going on the refrigerator."

Stop.

Make me, bitch.

Jen, what the hell?

I didn't let you have a TV in your room

so you could watch this trash

or stay up past your bedtime.

This better not happen again.

Jen.

Oh, she must have gotten into the makeup.

It's fine.

Don't, don't, don't worry about it.

We can get it.

We got it.

Hey, hey, Nicole.

What are you doing up?

I asked you a question,

Mom.

I think I started my period.

Well, now you can get pregnant.

What do you want?

I think I got my, my period

and I don't know what to do.

Just go get a tampon out of the bathroom.

Okay.

Mom, who's John Wayne Gacy?

I don't know, dear.

Is he a clown?

I said, I don't know.

John Wayne was a famous actor, though.

PFW Bank has been serving this community

for over 20 years

and taking care of all your savings needs.

- Oh, Jen, it's on. - The Majestic Savings Plan

to take care of you and yours.

But don't just take our word for it.

With the Majestic Savings Plan, someday I'll be able

to retire without being a burden to my family.

With the Majestic Savings Plan, I can go to college

and make all my dreams come true.

My little superstar.

Girls, time for dinner.

Jen, come on.

Where's your sister?

Where is your sister?

I don't know.

She was on the bus ride home.

Last I saw her, she was tying her shoe out front.

You are in big trouble, young lady.

Brittany, go upstairs.

Now, put your left hand here.

Take off your hat. Raise your right hand.

Will you get rid of that hat?

Raise your right hand.

Raise your right hand.

Do you solemnly swear to

Huh?

Do you solemnly swear truth?

Are you trying to give me the double talk?

Do you solemnly swear

to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth?

Why don't you answer him?

- Boo! - Jesus Christ.

You know, you really can't do that

to your subordinates.

I'm like 20 years away from retirement, you know?

Well, never said I was a good boss.

Cartoon section for you.

Yes.

What you got?

There's that assault case over at the university.

Ah, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, and Halloween's in a couple weeks.

Always fun.

Where do you think it'll be this year?

Burning Pumpkins.

Burning pumpkins?

Yeah, like filled with gasoline,

on fire in the middle of the street.

Why...

I hope that's all.

You did that as a kid, didn't you?

I'm pleading the fifth.

Hey.

I'll tell you what, that's all that happens,

dinner's on me.

You've got yourself a deal.

Take this off.

Take this off.

Now take it easy.

We'll have you all fixed up in a minute.

Oh, happy birthday.

Hold this.

You still at GCI?

Yeah.

How much are you pulling in again?

Well, my last paycheck was a little over 900.

Ah, for a week?

No, two.

What a joke.

What is it you do there?

You you punch forms all day.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's sad.

I do my clowning almost every day after work,

on the weekends too.

I'm sure that's lucrative.

What's that bring in, a couple dollars a day?

Make sure you remember to report that on your taxes.

I don't know how to be rich and famous, Mom.

And bringing smiles to those kids' faces

is the only thing that makes me happy.

Hmm.

Well, if you'd had gotten your head out of your ass

and followed your brain instead of your heart,

you'd be much happier.

Valedictorian of your high school.

You could've gone to any college.

But instead you stayed here.

For what?

A philosophy degree.

Mm.

Probably should have gotten a degree

in order flipping.

You could have been an engineer, a doctor, like your sister,

an actor, an actuary, anything,

but instead, low paying job after low paying job.

Didn't even marry well.

He was a lawyer when we got married.