The Office

Got it.

Okay, let's go. I'm freezing.

People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back.

One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.

One Charlie's angels. One. Let's go.

Okay, this is just a Christmas card

from your paper supplier.

No one's putting this on their fridge.

Ooh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this...

Michael, what if all the boys are on one side,

all the girls are on the other.

The boys are, like, "why, I oughta,"

and the girls are, like, "let's go shopping"?

Let's just jump in the air.

That's it! That's a picture! Yes!

Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air.

- Here we go. - Okay, one...

Two...Three... Not everyone jumped.

Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please.

Here we go.

One, two, three.

Still some people not jumping.

You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?

I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley,

- Angela, and Oscar. - I am jumping.

You are? Let me see you jump.

Oh, my God.

This is a store-bought camera.

This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras

that would be able to capture that.

I'm freezing.

Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early.

She's on the ground by "three."

I didn't want to miss it.

Well, if we all jump really high,

we'll be in the air longer. Do that.

Here's a question nobody's asking...

- Is this worth it? - Don't answer that.

People, listen up and listen good.

We need to just get one picture

where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes?

- Why? - I believe in us.

- We can do this. - Okay, on three,

everyone in the air.

Three, two, one, zero.

We didn't get it.

I'm the office administrator now,

which means I'm basically being paid

to be head of the party planning committee.

The first thing I did as head... I shut it down.

At its worst it was a toxic political club

used to make others feel miserable and left out.

At its best it planned parties.

It hardly looks fake. It's so lush.

Why does it smell real?

Ah...Good one.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Merry Christmas, little children!

All: Merry Christmas.

How's everybody doing today?

- Good. - Good.

How's the party coming along?

- Great. - Are we over budget?

- Nope. - No? Good.

Did anyone get drunk already?

Not yet.

Good for you.

Angela, lay it on me... What's the problem?

Nothing. Should be fun.

So, Stanley, how big is the bug

up your butt today?

Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like.

I'm doing fine.

All right, well, I will be in my office

making toys for the good children.

Andy?

- Yeah? - What you got?

It's all good, Santa.

Well, that's a relief.

Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time.

All right. Good!

My kids are growing up.

As a boss, I look at that and I say great.

It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen

because that's what I want.

That's what every boss wants, is a...

is a wonderful Christmas with no drama.

It's present time, you guys.

Happy holidays

from your friends at Sabre.

We just want to say how grateful we are.

Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me

as minority executive trainee.

So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift

to the employees.

And they said, "oh, yes. Perfect.

Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do."

It's a hello kitty laptop sleeve.

Hello kitty's for girls.

Nashua got mp3 players.

Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.

I wonder if these presents would be under

as much scrutiny if I were white.

- Wow... - Come on.

I said "I wonder." I didn't say "I think."

Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets.

Blankets? What am I, five?

Erin and I make great use of ours.

Yes, Erin and I are still dating.

Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?

I'll take one of those pink pouches.

I feel good today. My little girl Jada?

It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year.

Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time.

I TiVoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of.

iCarly...

You know who's funny on that show?

The friend with the video camera.

He's got a nice way of talking.

Hey, it's snowing.

Oh, my God!

It's the first snowfall of Christmas.

Is that just so magical for you, little girl?

Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate,

and cuddle up with papa and tell him about

all your Christmas dreams, hmm?

It's not even a real snow.

Look, it's a dusting.

Pitiful.

Hey, Dwight.

Whoo!

Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!

Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting.

Right?

Look at that. There's a pebble in there.

You could have killed me!

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Yeah, who's a little girl now?

You apologize to me right now.

You've got something on your nose.

You apologize right now.

- No. - Very well,

then I challenge you to a snowball fight

on the first real snow of winter.

You got it.

That sounds awesome. Can we all do it?

No, Andy, it's a snowball fight.

It's not fun. Go get your own thing.

Beat it.

Jim, let go. Let go.

Angela, are you bringing your new boyfriend

to the party?

I wouldn't subject Robert to that.

He's a very busy senator.

State senator.

I would not expect you to know what it's like

to date someone in the public arena.

Who are you dating in the public arena?

The senator.

Oh, right. The state senator.

We went to a picnic thrown my the comptroller's wife.

Oh, that would be impressive...

If anyone knew what a comptroller was.

Well...

Do you have any idea how many photographers there are

at a ribbon-cutting ceremony?

I do. Two.

"Angela..."

"Over here, Angela..."

"Here. Look here!"

Before we kick off the party,

I just want to remind everyone

that an office party is just that...

- Yeah! - A party.

It's not an excuse to get really drunk

or confront someone or have a cathartic experience

- of any kind. - Pam?

- Pam? - Pam?

Wow, there are questions to that. Okay.

Um, you know what, no questions.

Last item on the agenda,

Toby would like to make an announcement.

- Hi, guys. - Hi.

I just wanted to let you know that

I'll be taking a leave of absence

starting next week.

Because you've been on the lam?

Because the "boring police" have been after you,

and they finally caught up with you?

No, the opposite.

I was actually selected to be a juror

on a very high-profile case.

Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack.

And the verdict... it was Toby.

And the sentence, death. Death to Toby!

Death to Toby!

Okay, that's hurtful talk. We've talked about that.

You know, I don't interrupt your announcements.

You leave these huge pauses in your sentences.