Counterintelligence

Extremism is a thing

that most people don't understand

because they don't live an extreme life,

they live day-to-day going to their jobs

and being with their friends

and taking care of their families

in their small towns with their two cars and their dog.

Extremism to them is... - Ding dong, ding dong.

Hey Fred, what's up?

Able, how are you doing?

Fine, fine, good, what's up?

Works okay?

- Yeah, yeah, just the usual thing, what's up?

- Well, I have some pretty exciting news, you ready?

Sure.

You sir were chosen for a field op.

May I?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I thought...

- A field op, yes, it turns out one of our sister agencies

needs completion and bing bong you were chosen.

Pretty exciting stuff, huh?

And it's very, very low-risk,

you're just getting your feet wet

and there's nothing to worry about.

You're sure?

- If I was you sir, I wouldn't ask so many questions.

You're now in the fold.

I really, I never...

Don't even worry about it, okay.

All you're doing is dropping of a simple package,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

and you'll be home in time for dinner.

Your work's outstanding Able.

This is nothing really, it's just routine.

It's everything to me Fred.

That is why I like you,

that is why I like you so damn much.

Did you make this?

You know I did.

- If I could just see the world through your eyes,

I'd be better man.

That is why I keep you around sir.

Just check your email

and we'll see you in the morning, okay bud?

Okay.

Put me the game coach.

Have a good one.

We're live with award winning host Sydney Beale.

Ignorance is bliss for those who are ignorant

but for the rest of us it's a pain in the ass.

I want ya to tell me what you think is going on

'cause what you think is going on,

what you believe is going on

is not what's really going on it's what you think.

Fuck Donald Trump, fuck Donald Trump,

fuck Donald Trump.

Don't tell me you're right when there's a fact

out there that says many times over you're wrong.

And what's happened is people think things

and then all these other thousands of people say,

"Oh, yeah I think that too."

And then they create websites,

and they create newspapers online,

and they write articles, and they know their audience,

and they appoint these things to their audience.

It's not true but that doesn't matter.

What you think, what you believe,

what you want to think is true,

is true to you.

If you wanna believe it, it's not a fabrication.

But you know what is,

things that aren't true are not factual.

They're just not curious.

But it's important to be curious for everybody else.

I don't I have $49,000 laying around do you?

And having a lack of interest in finding out what's real.

Same thing as running the scissors.

Hey buddy, how are ya?

Ah, is that it in there?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

You know what's in that.

I'm making you nervous. - Yeah, you're

making me nervous, yeah.

I think we need to get this done.

- And we will. - Oh yeah.

And we will.

Hey wait!

No, no, no. - Give it here.

Let go, it's not right.

Are you listening?

Yes, I can hear you.

I'm not asking if you can hear me.

Are you listening Evelyn?

Yes sir, yes I am, I am sir.

When I came to you and your people,

I was told this would be open and shut.

- I... - Stop.

I know the private sector pays more

than your old gig in Washington but it pays more

because it demands attention and discretion.

Do not forget that I can cut this little inflection

of yours in half and send you back

to fucking mail room in Langley, understood?

Yes sir, absolutely.

Fuck!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What the fuck!

Jesus Christ!

Got a quarter? - I'll give you five bucks

for your coat.

Fuck out of here!

10, 10, 10, you can have mine.

This ain't a auction motherfucker.

- All right, all right, I'll give you 52, $52.

- All right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's your money.

Oh my God.

It's a pretty good coat.

Here you go, thanks.

Oh God.

It looks good.

There you go.

- Oh, oh. - Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ, get your shit together.

That's kinda disgusting.

- Oh fuckin' shit. - Hey you got

a quarter brother?

Back to KYXK's 48 hour marathon,

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Al right we're live.

The show that goes deep into the hood of the nation today.

Ignorance is bless for those who are ignorant

but for the rest of us it's a pain in the ass.

Like a baby boomer

me but I feel like I've been left behind.

I feel like everything's moving on without me.

I feel like modern times have not included me.

I feel like.

Yeah, yeah, far enough.

Are you eating?

No.

- Ed. - Yeah.

- We need to un-fuck this, that's your job.

Now I want you to tell Jay.

- Yeah, she says, "We gotta take care of this thing."

My exact words.

- Said, "That it's, that we need to un-fuck this thing."

Now ask him if he understands?

Make sense?

Yeah, he says yeah.

I wanna hear his fucking voice.

Or if it's far enough away so you get in your car

and you drive...

She want's you to say it.

But it's Sunday, they're closed.

We gotta un-fuck this.

They have the entire.

It's your job.

With keywords in there.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Look listen, stop talking okay.

I'll be there.

We're not trying very hard you know why,

we made it too easy.

Smartphones are great for

dumb people can have 'em.

You need to chill, both of you

so I'll be there and everything's gonna be fine,

everything'll be fine Dave.

All right. - Yeah, yes.

This is my life.

I'm still on my way.

This is my fucking life.

Still, yeah, still driving.

Keep cool, keep cool, keep cool, you can do this.

When do I get to not do my job right?

Suck it up, do the fucking job, suck it up.

When do I get to just kick back and fuck up?

I am so sorry it will not happen again.

I will send it as soon as I am able to.

Yeah, I'm on my way.

I will, yeah, mm-hmm, almost there.

Fuck you, you're okay.

- He wants flowers and instant oatmeal Angie okay.

- Yes I will do the sheet again, mm-hmm, okay, buh-bye.

Bitch.

What kind of flowers?

He does not give a shit.

I give a shit okay.

This is my job Dave not yours

so the least you could do is have some fucking empathy

'cause I'm out here.

I'm out here, my ass is on the line not you

or that rat faced motherfucker.

Double my pay or fucking assistant

you fucking.

Angela.

Be there in 25.