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AND TO AMBASSADOR FANSHAWE

FOR BRINGING HIS TEAM ALL THE WAY HERE

TO SANTA BARBARA

TO LOBBY FOR THE RIGHTS OF THIS INNOCENT BOY,

OR SHOULD I SAY MAN, COLIN,

AS YOU'VE CERTAINLY BECOME ONE THROUGH THIS ORDEAL.

FROM HIS HOST FAMILY, WHO HAVE STOOD BY HIM

THIS WHOLE TIME... CHARLES, WHERE ARE YOU?

TAKE A BOW.

TO OUR DISTINGUISHED AMBASSADOR,

WHO HAS DELIVERED US NOT ONLY A DISMISSAL OF THE CASE

BUT A NEW FAITH IN THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM.

NOW, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE UP ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME,

SO, PLEASE, ENJOY THE EVENING.

ALL RIGHT, I'M IN.

DESCRIBE ITEM.

REALLY? YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY?

OH, I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT I WAS BUSY JAMES BONDING IT UP IN HERE.

IT'S A STAR WARS TOY, SHAWN.

EASY AS THAT.

WE WENT THROUGH THIS, TWICE.

IT'S NOT A TOY. IT'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM.

IT'S A PRISTINE 1978 DARTH VADER

WITH A DOUBLE-TELESCOPING LIGHTSABER.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN BED?

45. - AT LEAST AT HOME.

WE'RE PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.

I DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT IN A CAR WITH AN 11-YEAR-OLD KID.

I DON'T WANT THAT STUPID AMBASSADOR'S SON

MOVING BACK HOME WITH MY PRIZE TOY.

SO MAYBE YOU AND JAMES BOND SHOULD HURRY UP.

SHAWN, IT'S OFFICIAL.

YOU NEVER TAKE A CASE WITHOUT ME AGAIN.

ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THE TOYS?

DUDE, THIS KID HAS MATTEL ELECTRONICS FOOTBALL II,

THE ONE WHERE YOU CAN THROW PASSES.

SUCK IT, HYPHENS.

YOUR PARTNER SAID HE COULD GET IT BACK

IN EIGHT MINUTES.

I WANT MY 500 BUCKS RETURNED.

SHAWN, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT EATING.

DUDE, THIS KID HAS A MINI FRIDGE IN HIS ROOM.

SHAWN, I WILL LEAVE YOU HERE.

GOT IT.

- YOU SURE? - 100%.

GOOD.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR.

I DON'T THINK IT WAS THIS ROOM.

I HEARD A DOOR CLICK.

YOU KNOW THERE'S THREE DOORS IN THIS HALLWAY.

YOU'RE PARANOID.

I HEARD SOMETHING GOING ON UPSTAIRS,

AND I SAW THE HANDLE MOVE. - WHEN?

WHEN YOU WALKED UP.

THE AMBASSADOR'S BEDROOM IS OFF-LIMITS.

LET'S GET BACK TO OUR POST.

ALL RIGHT, ONE SECOND.

SHAWN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

YOU HEAR THAT?

- WHAT? - A VOICE.

IT WAS MUFFLED, LIKE A TV OR IN ANOTHER ROOM.

DID YOU CHECK THE OFFICE? MS. TABET'S GONNA KILL US.

OH!

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER.

HE DIDN'T SAY THAT, SHAWN. WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?

DRIVE!

CARLTON, IT'S LATE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS ASININE POLYGRAPH MACHINE ISN'T WORKING RIGHT.

OH, THAT'S WEIRD. IT WAS WORKING LAST WEEK.

IT'S NOT NOW. IT SUCKS.

WHOEVER MADE IT SUCKS. - HMM.

HERE, LOOK.

WATCH, I'll SHOW YOU.

HOLD THAT WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND.

NAME.

JULIET...

O'HARA.

NO SIGN OF DECEPTION.

TRUTH. - SEE, IT'S WORKING FINE.

LET'S GO. - NO, NO, NO.

ONE MORE... JUST ONE MORE QUESTION.

UM, ARE YOU... WHAT'S A GOOD QUESTION?

I GOT ONE. ARE YOU CURRENTLY DATING ANYONE?

ANSWER ANYTIME YOU LIKE.

HMM.

I SEE YOU'RE EXPERIENCING SOME STRESS.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST A CONTROL QUESTION. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW

YOU'RE NOT DATING ANYONE, RIGHT?

SO SIMPLY ANSWER TRUTHFULLY,

AND WE'LL KNOW THE MACHINE IS WORKING PROPERLY,

LIKE YOU SAY IT IS...

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU ARE DATING SOMEBODY

AND WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.

- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? - NOTHING.

I'M SIMPLY TESTING A POTENTIALLY DEFECTIVE PIECE

OF MACHINERY, AND SINCE PARTNERS DON'T LIE

OR KEEP SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER

BECAUSE WE PUT OUR LIVES IN EACH OTHER'S HANDS,

I'M ASKING A QUESTION I BELIEVE I KNOW THE ANSWER TO.

ARE YOU CURRENTLY OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN

IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE AT THE STATION?

WELL, SEE, THAT'S A DIFFERENT QUESTION.

ANSWER EITHER ONE. I'M FLEXIBLE.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

DON'T DO THIS, SHAWN.

GUS, WE CAN'T JUST TELL THEM THAT WE BROKE INTO THE HOUSE.

JUST PLEASE GET TO THE BODY SOME OTHER WAY.

I'M SEEING A WOMAN.

REALLY?

CAN YOU TELL ME HER NAME, OR IS IT A SECRET?

A DEAD WOMAN...

MURDER VICTIM, UNDER A BED IN THE DARK.

THE REST OF THE HOUSE IS FULL OF PEOPLE... A FORMAL GATHERING.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK

EVERY HOUSE IN SANTA BARBARA

AND GET BACK TO ME AFTER YOU HAVE SOMETHING

A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC? - 3555 RIDGECREST.

- EXCUSE ME? - THAT'S INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC.

FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT DOWN THE HALLWAY.

SHE'LL BE LYING ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE.

SHE'S WEARING AN EXPENSIVE PAIR OF EARRINGS.

STOP BEING SO SPECIFIC, SHAWN.

THAT'S REALLY PRECISE.

IT DOESN'T HURT TO JUST DRIVE UP THERE.

REALLY?

WHY THE SUDDEN NEED TO FOLLOW EVERY ONE

OF SPENCER'S WHIMS?

I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT.

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

I AM, TOO.

GREAT JOB, SPENCER.

YOU HAD A VISION AT A DIPLOMAT'S RESIDENCE.

NEXT TIME WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET US INTO NORTH KOREA?

IT'LL BE EASIER. - I KNOW I LEFT MY JACKET

ON THE CHAIR.

I HAD MY WALLET IN THE POCKET.

I AM SENSING THAT YOUR JACKET IS IN THE KITCHEN

IN A WINE CRATE, BURIED UNDER SOME HAY.

IT'S OKAY. I'M A PSYCHIC.

- OKAY. - REALLY?

I FELT BADLY. HIS WALLET WAS INSIDE.

I'M SORRY, BUT WE'VE JUST COMPLETED A PARTY.

AND AS THE AMBASSADOR'S WORKPLACE,

THIS HOUSE IS TECHNICALLY BRITISH SOIL.

I'M SURE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

WHY WE WOULD REFUSE ENTRY TO SOMEBODY

ON SUCH AN OUTLANDISH HUNCH.

OF COURSE WE CAN.

SO, WHAT, THEY JUST BUST OUT IMMUNITY, AND THAT'S IT?

- THEY JUST DID. - AWESOME.

PUT THAT ON MY BUCKET LIST.

BEFORE OR AFTER INVISIBLE PLANE?

AFTER. I WANT A JETPACK, WONDER WOMAN PLANE,

IMMUNITY.

NO, WAIT, JETPACK... - SHAWN.

FORGIVE ME, GENTLEMEN, BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND

HOW UNCONVENTIONAL ALL THIS SOUNDS.

OKAY, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

MOST INCREDIBLE THING I'VE SEEN.

I'M SO SORRY.

HE FOUND MY JACKET...

WITH HIS FINGER.

I AM SENSING THE VICTIM...

GLITTERY GOWN, SLEEVELESS.

DARK HAIR?

YES, UP FROM THE SHOULDERS.

SHE WAS WEARING NEW EARRINGS.

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO ENTER THE HOUSE.

- RICHARD... - HE'S DESCRIBING ANNABETH.

HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE.

THE BODY'S UNDER THE BED.

THAT'S... THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

YOU SEE, I'M SO, SO, SO, SO SURE.

I DON'T THINK MORE "SO" S IS THE ANSWER, SHAWN.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CHECK AGAIN.

AMBASSADOR, IF YOU WOULD ALL JUST INDULGE ME

ONE LAST TIME.

TO THE BACKYARD.

I SENSE SOMETHING HERE.

THIS DOOR HAS BEEN CLOSED RECENTLY.

OH, COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

WHAT IS IT, SPENCER?

DID SOMEONE FORGET TO CHECK THE CHLORINE?

LASSIE, I'M GOING TO NEED TO BORROW YOUR FLASHLIGHT.

- WELL? - WELL, WHAT?

WELL, DON'T YOU THINK YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.