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(LAUGHING) Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday!

- Oh, my God! Anybody want this?

That's what happens when you do a mercy invite.

I believed you wanted to invite everyone.

Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person

without social networking evidence

inflicting more pain on that person than was intended.

And I'm not a monster.

I'm proud of you. I think.

She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes.

There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home.

Um, maybe she can Uber.

I seriously believe that we can go home now.

Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy?

We are not going till she gets picked up.

Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus.

You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home.

Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car.

Isn't that right?

This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh?

Uh, I...

You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny

for an entire car ride unless you come.

You don't really wanna miss that.

Wow! I got more gifts than I thought I did.

Can I put this in here?

Yeah, I'll get it. Thank you, Marcia.

Maybe he just is into...

Maybe he's just content where he is.

Hey. Can I help you?

(GIGGLING) What?

This is the one. He's really funny.

He does these weekly videos.

See? It's so random. That is so weird.

Yeah, you have a crush on him.

- I don't get it. Pause it.

- Yeah, go back. - Why don't you get it?

- I just don't get it. - He's blond and he's cute.

No, his eyebrows are just like...

Shut up. His eyebrows?

That's the one thing you couldn't get?

Yeah.

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (CAR DOOR CLOSES)

- (ENGINE STARTING) - (GIRLS LAUGHING)

Oh, my God.

Oh. You see what he does, though?

How does he even do that?

That's the whole point why I'm showing you.

(LAUGHING) Genius!

So bad.

Hey!

Pardon me, sir. I think you have the wrong car.

- (COUGHING) - (WHIMPERING)

- (DOOR CLICKS) - (ALARM BEEPING)

We woke up in here.

What the hell is going on?

What are we doing here?

What happened to my dad?

He's out there.

Do you know what happened to my dad?

I choose you first.

It's only gonna be a minute.

Pee on yourself.

Pee on yourself.

No!

No.

No!

No!

No!

Open the door!

Hey, are you okay?

He wanted me to dance for him.

The outside door is locked.

Everything's okay.

We're okay.

We're okay.

I hear the tiniest little splash and here it comes.

A freak of nature, like this.

So, he comes across the stream

and he's so tall that the water doesn't even get to his belly.

Then he stops.

And my heart's coming out of my chest.

You got buck fever.

Uncle John's got buck fever.

That's not true, Casey. Your daddy's a liar.

How big was the rack?

It was huge.

Where are you supposed to look when you shoot, Casey?

At the body.

Then why was he looking at the rack?

- 'Cause he had buck fever. - (UNCLE JOHN LAUGHS)

She'll say anything you say.

You gonna do that when you get your mentored hunting license in three years?

No, sir.

Make sure you put your gloves on after you finish.

Your feet and your hands get cold first out there.

Three students abducted.

The father of one of the students woke up dazed in King of Prussia, reportedly drugged.

He found the kids and the car missing.

Neighbors are in disbelief.

A normally quiet community is reeling after this abduction.

If you have any information concerning the whereabouts of these girls,

you are urged to contact the police.

It doesn't matter if you open that door, Claire.

There's a second locked door.

He's gonna come in here again, any second,

and we're not letting him take one of us out again.

We just cried and screamed and we didn't hurt him

because we were afraid to get him upset.

God, that's victim shit. Jesus!

We should fight him.

We should drop a crazy-ass bomb on him.

I saw him carry one of you and lay you on the bed like you weighed nothing.

One punch from him would knock one of us out.

I took six months of Kenpo karate class.

And you distract the assailant with pain.

Everything is so easy for you guys.

You do one thing, you can predict the next thing.

It's not the way it's gonna be in this situation.

We're not getting out of here.

You're saying that you're not gonna fight with everything in you?

You know the only chance...

The only chance we have is if all three of us go crazy on this guy.

We have to hurry.

We need you, Casey.

Claire's smart. Let's listen to her.

I'll do it if you're gonna do it, too.

We can win.

He'll hurt us.

No. Shut up.

Both of you.

You're gonna pick your miserable self up and help us get out of here.

Blow me.

And your six months of karate at the King of Prussia Mall can blow me, too.

No! No, no, you can't do this today!

You can't do this right now.

Why do you do this? Why do you act like this?

Why do you act like you're not one of us?

When you're aiming, Casey,

always keep both eyes open.

Cover your target with the barrel then move with it to get its pace.

I'm warning you, it's gonna be frustrating the first times.

You're gonna shoot under it or behind it.

You'll learn to stay with it.

Females are smarter than the males.

But you know that, it's like humans.

Females use their nose to stay alive.

They make sure they have cover.

They always remember they're trying to stay alive.

Bucks go off by themselves.

Bucks get dumb during mating season.

Boys make too much noise.

Yes, they do.

I'm better than a boy, right?

Yes, you are.

Hey.

I'll let you know when I hear something that makes sense.

We don't even know what this is yet.

Hey! I was inspired.

No, no, no, that one.

That one, before the pink frock coat with the thorns.

That's supposed to be like a tailored jacket,

but I'm gonna hand-print it with newspaper headlines.

I'm a simple blouse and skirt person, but these...

These are very artistic, Barry.

Just the kind of thing Hamptons ladies would spend $15,000 on

to wear once at a charity ball.

- Shut up! - (BOTH LAUGH)

You know, I can't stay too long.

This is just a visit.

Well, tell me what's going on.

What, you mean the email?

No, just the usual things.

Just feelings of being overwhelmed.

The terseness of your email made it sound specific and time-related.

Are you looking for something?

- No. - No?

I'm just admiring. I'm better now.

How's work?

It's great.

When I last spoke to them,

they believed you were a model employee.

They found you meticulous and conscientious.

- You know this, right? - I do.

You've managed there for 10 years.

You're functioning very well, Barry.

And it's a rare and wonderful place for you to work.

Yes, it is.