Devi 2 (தேவி 2)

'All incidents and characters in this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance'

Ruby?

Hey! Ghost!!

- Sign - I am doing it!

You've signed a contract

She's pregnant

'If I see her shed even a single teardrop-'

There was a board on that wall

Oh that? It had fallen down this morning

'I threw it away thinking it was trash'

'2 YEARS LATER'

Go to work, dear

'Thank God'

'Krishna had a doubt whether Ruby had really left'

'Supposing Ruby possesses me?'

'He asked Devi to drag him in and tested to know for sure'

'Thinking Ruby was back he got stressed'

'Our Krishna who used his brains smartly'

'...chose to work from home and door delivery, playing it safe'

'But Devi wanted to admit their daughter Pooja into pre-school'

'She asked Krishna if she could step out'

'Krishna refused Devi glared daggers at him'

'Krishna made peace in their world war 3'

'When Devi went out to drop Pooja'

'...many mistook her to be heroine Ruby'

'Devi was baffled'

'Krishna covered it up with hmmm...huh...hahahaha'

'Wanting to solve this somehow Krishna called up an astrologer'

'He planned and plotted, rolled out his dice and cowrie shells'

'Emptied Krishna's wallet too and came up with the lamest idea ever'

'India is surrounded by water only on 3 sides'

'That is why evil forces from China and Pakistan infiltrate our nation'

'Krishna asked for a solution to escape this evil force'

'If you live on a proper island'

'No spirit, banshee or Ruby you mentioned can hassle you'

'The astrologer swore and Krishna got a notification'

'Rs 10,000 paid to Mr Saffron Robe!'

'Krishna bid bad riddance to his money and Ruby'

'He hunted for his office branch in an island'

'Selected Mauritius and pestered his manager'

'Aiyo! Hell bent on shifting'

'Promising to take Pooja back in 3 months'

'Devi sent their child to her parents in Muthampatti'

'Krishna landed with Devi heaving a sigh of relief-'

- Hello - 'Vanakkam', sir

Welcome to Mauritius

Your keys

This has been allotted by your office

'Vanakkam', madam

Oh wow!

'Such a spacious house for just the 2 of us?'

Not just transfer Promotion, my dear

- What is it, dear? - I'm floating on cloud 9, darling

Hey! Come on Try and get me here, Ruby

'Come on, I'll take you head on'

'I'm here'

'Come on'

Cross the border, Ruby

"Come and try to get me"

'Listen, dear'

- Whom are you calling? - No one

You go and chill, baby

Trying to act smart with me!

Wait, my dear

"The king was visiting the forest, behold! Along with his queen, so they were told"

"The king was coming to the woodland They heard, with his queen hand-in-hand"

"The king was visiting the forest They heard, with his queen dearest"

"The king was visiting the forest, behold! Along with his queen, so they were told"

"Be prepared; get ready The king is on his way already"

"Roll the red carpet out on display for the royal couple are on their way"

"The king was coming to the jungle"

- Hi, I am Krishna - Welcome

Everybody, this is Krishna from India

"The king was visiting the forest, behold! Along with his queen, so they were told"

"The king was coming to the woodland"

Bless me, Lord Muruga

- Hi - Hello

Are you single?

"The king was visiting the forest"

"They heard, with his queen dearest"

"The king was visiting the jungle, behold! With his queen, so they were told"

These girls have no sense at all

You know modern dress will look so good on you?

Me and modern dress?

Yikes!

- When did you see me? - I saw

I saw you in my mind's eye Not a good idea, no?

You in a modern dress? No...no!

My precious princess Only 3 more months, dear

Amma will bring you here

Okay, my pet?

My princess is good as gold, right?

You shouldn't pester your grandpa and grandma, okay?

Go back in 3 months?

Why not after 10 months? She'll have company too!

We haven't even brought Pooja here And you want 1 more

We'll think of Pooju later Let us play now!

'Don't touch'

'Hello, madam Tamilian, huh?'

- Yes, anna - What do you want to buy?

- How much is 1/4 kilo tomatoes? - Rs 50

- Give me for 40 - New to this place?

This time okay Next time don't bargain

Okay, bro

40 rupees means-

Here you go

- Why have you given me Rs 20? - In our currency it is 40

I meant Mauritian rupee

- I meant our Indian rupee - Hey! Wait, madam

You look innocent You'll sell Mauritius in one go

- Pay the balance - Don't cheat, bro

'Hey! Let go of her'

As per the women protection law

Section # 901

- Women harassment - That means?

Humiliating women

Attempt to rape

Aiyo! Lawyer madam I didn't do anything to her

- What happened, dear? - I bargained and bought tomatoes

Now he wants extra money

This girl claims she meant Indian rupee instead of Mauritian rupee

As per the Consumer Protection Law

Section # 304

Cheating case

Do you know, you have to count bars for many years?

I'm not to blame, madam

Did she pay you or not?

- She gave, madam - That's all

Case dismissed

A Tamilian should not cheat another Tamilian

Come, dear

You should not cheat

Are you new to this place?

Yes, akka

My husband just got transferred

New surroundings That's why I feel kind of lost

- Which is your hometown? - Muthampatti, near Madurai

Muthampatti?

I hail from Arasampatti Just 9 km away from your village

- Are you from Arasampatti? - Yes

My mother's sister's husband is from your village

You even remind me of my aunt

Don't end up calling me 'chithi' I am not middle aged like your aunt

Just call me 'akka'

Okay, sister

Lawyer akka

Pooju darling I miss you very much

Don't drink whatever your grandpa gives Maintain your distance

My father is no longer an alcoholic

Pooju princess

- Come - Where to?

I want to pee You want to come?

Hey Maria, hi

Hi Krishna

'How are you? Oh! So good to see you'

Okay...okay

'You're looking good'

Yeah, I know

'Come and have coffee with me?'

Okay, thanks

'But this lion is no longer single dear'

- Who is that girl? - Which girl?

You claimed you were going to the loo

And then I saw you coochey cooing with some random female

Maria, dear My colleague

If she is your colleague why send me away and talk to her alone?

You can talk in front of me

'Interjuice' her to me

- What 'juice'? - Interjuice!

Introduce

Not worth it, dear

I'm not worth it, huh?

Okay...okay...okay

I meant her Mariu!

You are soooo beautiful How can you compare her with you?

You've started lying after coming here

I'm not lying, dear You are truly beauuutiful!

Don't change the topic

If you aren't lying-

What?

Swear on our daughter Pooja

Are you mad or what? Asking me to swear on our baby!

Hugging and all that is very common here

'And all that' means?

I meant just hugging, period

Go to bed

'Didn't let me eat the yummy dosa'

I understand how you feel

Hugging isn't considered a crime to file a case, dear

Who hugged whom? Where, when, why?

Reason is what counts

- I don't know, akka - Who hugged whom?

- One girl - Whom did she hug?

My husband

Your husband?

Er...like this?

Or real tight like this?

Tiiiight like this, akka

Then that's mutual case Yours is divorce case

Tell me I'll file it