Koffee Bar

I am very fond of sea.

When in distress I find solace in writing.

I hail from a village.

I like friends, like everyone else

I have no father, mother too is no more

She taught me knowledge.

She used to say just brains are not enough, money too is important in life.

To earn that money, I will have to use my brains.

I do yoga to sharpen my brain.

"If necessary I would like to use more than 0. 25% of my brains like Einstein"

"even upto 10% like genius... I would like use my brains and without leaving this beatiful life..."

I wish to achieve something in life.

"Thats why I came to the city Hyderabad. Which I love most"

"Turning back a few pages in his life"

I love my village.

"And I would like to do something for my village."

"And I want my village to become a role model for all villages in India."

"With this objective in mind I am going to Hyderabad and return a great man."

"I will record every significant moment of my life and record it in this little video camera."

"Come to think of it, I am a genius and I am sure you all know that."

That's something we should tell you... cut!

Hey! Shut up. No jokes!

Human brain has unimaginable power.

We use only 0. 25 per cent.

Some use their brain power up to 10 per cent

"and become great intellectuals, scientists, inventors and geniuses in this world."

Like Einstein

OK I think I am also an intellectual.

"Don't make fun of me. You guys will soon know what I am

"Hey we know you are the genius of our village Please free us from this solar punishment."

"That crackpot patriotic teacher is responsible for this."

"That crackpot patriotic teacher made you guys stand barefoot in hot sun."

"Hey genius RK. Each of us will contribute 100 bucks if you are going to be a patriotic lyricist."

"Nothing is free in this world guys. Every minute is precious."

Courier for you.

I got a job.

"How come? You don't have any certificates. I am a genius, right?"

"India is my country. An eternal land of prosperity."

"Let us all march armed with valour and commitment."

Let us safeguard the honour of our nation.

"Let us build a strong nation a nation with religious harmony"

"Let us strive to realize the dreams of Mahatma Gandhi"

"Let us all join hands to build strong and self-reliant villages"

"Like Telugu writer Gurazada said it is people that make a nation not just its soil."

"Let there be perfect peace and harmony. Let us set aside thoughts of caste, creed or religion."

"Let us realize Ravindranath Tagore's dream of international peace."

"When slapped dont take it lying down... instead return the slap and say sorry to Mahatma Gandhi."

And march ahead.

"And then only the nation will enjoy the real freedom."

"Ours is a nation that taught values to the world."

"Poverty is a curse Aspiring privileges only for a few is fraud."

"Let us shun lethargy and wake up. Let us stir up our intellect."

"Let us follow the credo of Vivekananda Be fearless and shun cowardice"

"Let us join hands and help build a just and equitable society."

"Vandemataram! Vandemataram!!"

Let us love Mother India.

"Vandemataram! Vandemataram!!"

"Hey let me take the window seat. I will be back in that seat once the movie starts."

Really a street-smart oldie.

"What are you mumbling, you funny beard?"

I believe you are going to Hyderabad. I got a job there, you see.

"If still single find yourself a girl and get married, both of you can travel happily together."

Great philosophy!

Hey conductor what is the movie? Chiranjeevi film, granny.

Put Pavan Kalyan's film or Mahesh Babu's. Play any titillating film.

What is titillating granny?

"Fun and frolic, jumping Jacks running and romping around trees and bushes..."

"Have you understood young fellow with thick lenses?"

"Well, it is my blunder to have got into a chat with you. I must curse myself for that."

Granny! What happened?

What happened?

She had a heart attack in bus.

Please take care of her and reach her home. I will take care of her you can go

She wants to talk to you.

Are you all right granny?

I feel greatly indebted to you

Please don't be formal.

Give me your mobile number?

"I don't have one... but I will give my friend's mobile number."

Take this granny,

Doctor said nothing to worry Ok take care.

Thanks dear

Bus has left. How will you go?

No problem I will get some lorry on highway

Get up, we reached Hyderabad.

I think I will follw him.

"Why are you staring like that? Who are you? What is your name?"

"Why are you looking at me like that? What's your name?"

I am a big genius. I am also genius

Where are you from? What about you?

What! Why are you repeating whatever I say.

Hey dude, can I not ask you?

"You dare addressing me like that? You little brat."

"Now I am losing my cool why did you run away from home?"

I am a big genius. You don't know about me,

"That's why it is not a good idea to move around with little brats like you."

Now leave me alone and don't follow me.

Hey, why are you still following me?

Why, can't I follow you?

I don't no who you are?

"You are a human being and I am a human being, That's all."

You are a difficult guy to tackle

"I am going to sit on this rock. Let me see what you will do."

OK, you sit there.

"What do you think of yourself, you are following me."

You seem to be a child prodigy.

"Living in Hyderabad is difficult for myself and now how can I take care of you?"

You take me wherever you go, man.

"Now tell me where are you from? Where are your parents? I will take you there."

"You tell me where you are from and where your parents are."

I will only take you there.

You are repeating the same thing

Shall I tell you the truth or tell a lie?

"Tell me the truth only. You are a genius, aren't you?"'

Glad that at least you agreed that I am a genius.

"I am going to use 10 more per cent of my brain to lead a happy life."

OK I have no mother, no father.

Same here, I too don't have my parents.

No Jokes, I am also not joking.

"I lost my Dad when I was young, Mom died recently."

I don't have anyone else in my village.

That's a fact.

I will also tell you a truth now.

My Dad and Mom died recently in air crash.

"My Dad's step-mother is there but I didn't feel like being there."

I left a note and ran away from home.

Where did you get into the lorry, then?

"On the highway one Swamiji helped me to hop into the lorry."

I am hungry Boss.

Let's go there, to Koffi Bar

Let's sit there!

Boss, Koffi Bar is great

Take the bag.

Call them soon, I am famished.

This guy must be starving.

"Coffee for me too, before that one chicken sandwich"

"One coffee with good flavour and one chicken sandwich."

After chicken sandwich what else you want.

Wait boss, let me think and tell you.

We came to Koffi Bar, eat well.

"I will eat well. No formalities for me when you are around."

Are you feeling sleepy? Yes, boss

I am giving you a new assignment. Look there!

I am off to interview.

"I believe you got a job in FM Radio Station night shift."

"Because the program's name itself is Romantic Time."

"So, hereafter you are going to relieve couples of their pangs of love."

"What do you know about love? So far you haven't even got close to any guy."

Here this guy with a kid in tow is ogling me.

Good for you, enjoy yourself.

"I think the naughty brat is his son. He is also ogling me like mad."

What time is the interview?

My brother in-law is helping me.

"Get the photograph of the places I told you about."

I know your villain.

"Watch out if you land that job definitely your brother in-law will rape you."

I will kill him.

"Let's quit now, she is angry. Forget your chicken sandwich."

"So far you have been merrily ogling her and now you pretend you are frightened."

Oh, you have eyes all over your body or what?

Yes!

"When a pretty girl is around everybody is like that only. I know what you are up to."

Now I saw your naughty looks. Shut up.

There she comes, eat well.

How can I eat without opening mouth?

"Got it? You must follow all those I told you about."

You have booked me.

"Enough for now. We will be back here in the afternoon."

Who is that guy so early in the morning?

"My name is Ramakrishna Everybody calls me RK. Is Mr. Pavan home?"

How does it matter whether it is RK or SK.

"Hey Pavan, get up you buffalo, sleeping like a log."

Shut up.

May be buffalo is his surname.

Who is this so early in the morning?

OK get dressed and get lost!

Who is this?

He is my friend.

You are a freeloader yourself now this little guy will be living off you.

I will let you stay a few days.

"Just a month. I will pay rent once I get salary and shift to another room, boss."

"But why this little guy looks at me like a fowl-stealer?"

No nothing like that. He looks like that only.

What is OC boss?

OC means freeloading.

Go have your bath first

This house also belongs to that buffalo? Yes, that buffalo's only.

Anyway you are a genius boss.

What do you think?

Now I will show you one thing.

"After Mom died I sold our small house and bought this little video camera & guitar."

"You have to record in this little camera how I will show it to all people in my village.

Is it a gun to shoot or what?

Big joke! I am not amused.

Sounds like an auto.

"Autos won't fly in the sky! Fool! It's an aircraft"

Auto!

High-tech city, Raheja IT Park.

They are all ours. Stop being boastful

"Going by their expressions they look like dumbos"