Entourage

Money, success, fame, glamour

Has either been discredited or destroyed

Money, success, fame, glamour...

-Let me ask you a question, E. -l'd rather you didn't.

Do you think it was a good idea to bang Sloan's ex-mother

even if there was only a slight chance you would want Sloan back?

-That answer would be a no. -lt's like when they killed off

Brandon Walsh from 90210,

destroying any chance of a movie.

They didn't kill off Brandon Walsh in 90210.

-They didn't? -No.

Then why didn't they make a movie?

Probably because nobody would have gone to see it.

-l would have gone to see it. -Yeah, me too.

Anyway, let's get back to the point.

-No, let's not. -What were you thinking?

-She was Sloan's mother, dude! -And now she's a client.

VlNCE: Hey, there's my motherfucker.

-Get it? -Oh, l get it. Hilarious.

-l don't get it. -"Motherfucker."

-E fucked the mother. -Oh, you mean stepmotherfucker.

l get it, l get it. That's funny, bro.

-How are you holding up? l feel strong.

This picket line will not give.

-ERlC: How goes it here? -lt goes great.

Did you really need the cheerleading squad though?

-Raphael, give me a minute? -l have to change the lights anyway.

So do tell, E. Any word from CBS on Johnny's movie?

Moonves liked the script. He's gonna think about it.

Hey well, there's a start. Should l call him?

-l'll let you know if you need to. -Okay.

-Anyone else need anything? -l'm all good.

Got my peeps from Don Peppe's flying in today,

-gonna find us a place to make magic. -You paid to bring them out?

First class the whole way, Beverly Hills hotel suite, Laker tix.

-l told him to take it slow. These guys are culinary masters.

l've got to show them l'm not fucking around.

-Sounds like a man with a plan. -Don't knock him, Shauna.

He did it with Avión, and l'm here to help.

Thank you, Vin, but l don't want your help.

-Either way. -Vince, let's do this.

Okay. This guy's amazing.

-He did the Culo book for lnterscope. -The one with the sick asses?

Yeah, he's good. Hey, bro, maybe he could shoot me, huh?

Maybe he'll put your face in the next "sick asses" book, Drama.

So funny l forgot to laugh.

So is Vince gonna get the cover or what, Shauna?

That's the hope. Let's see what they think of the article.

When will we get to see what we think of the article?

Could be any second.

-Are you worried? -l'm not. The interview went great.

Sophia loved me. ln fact, you all go about your day

-and when it comes in l'll call you. -Are you sure?

-Yeah, l'm sure. -l'm on strike, bro.

-l got nothing else to do. -Go with E.

-l do want to focus. -All right.

-We'll check with you later, Vin. -All right, good luck, Turtle.

-Thanks. -You are worried!

-l'm curious. -You know what? lt just came in on my Berry.

-Now l'm worried. -Let me get it printed, okay?

Raphael, l'm gonna need another 1 0.

What's the worst that could happen?

ln your case, your wife files for full custody of the children.

-She would never! -Ari.

You know my wife. She would never.

Hey, l've known a lot of wives, including my own,

and when things get ugly, all bets are off.

You know my wife actually spit at me in court?

She did. When the judge asked her if it was true

because he hadn't seen it, she offered to do it again.

l won't let this get ugly. l'm gonna offer her whatever she wants.

-No, you can't do that. -Why not?

The first thing l advise in a divorce is to give in nothing

because then when you want to give something, you've got nothing left to give.

l don't want this to be contentious, Jim.

-When someone is hurt... -She's not hurt, l'm hurt.

-She wants this. -Maybe she does.

Maybe she thinks you forced her into it. l don't know.

Either way, let her attorney and me deal with each other. You have no contact at all,

except about the kids.

What is she entitled to financially?

Half your earnings for life.

-Even though she's the rich one? -Even though.

And the money she put in the business, how much was that?

-Almost 1 1 million. -You're gonna have to return that to her.

Separate and apart from anything else, that money is hers.

l don't have it right now.

You're gonna have to sell your piece of the company.

-Are you joking? -Major League Baseball took over the Dodgers

during an ugly divorce. Why do you think you would be any different?

-So she can take my kids and my business? -She can try to take your kids.

lt's almost impossible for her to win full custody.

As far as your business, it's almost impossible,

if you don't get her that money, for you to keep it.

Maybe this is going to get ugly.

Breathe, buddy.

This is only the entrance point.

-The entrance point to what? -To hell.

Hey, hey, why aren't you returning Melinda Clarke's phone calls?

-Who says l'm not returning her calls? -She says.

She called me five times. "Why isn't Eric calling me back?

-"Why isn't Eric calling me back?" Five times! -l'm gonna call her back.

l mean, you know she got the J.J. Abrams show?

-Are you serious? -Pick up the phone!

-All right, l'm gonna call her. -E, Melinda Clarke again.

Tell her l'll call her back.

-(PHONE RlNGlNG) -What the fuck is going on, huh?

What the fuck is going on?

lt's Walsh. l wonder how he's holding up.

-Billy. -You selfish, greedy,

money-hungry cocksucker.

-Hey, take it easy, Billy. -Don't tell me to take it easy.

You told me this little strike of yours would last 24 hours or less.

Trust me, Billy, it'll all be over soon. We just can't panic.

l have a mortgage, five kids and no maple syrup, Drama.

No maple syrup?

Maya, baby, what did l tell you at breakfast this morning?

Daddy says we can't afford maple syrup.

l can't lose this job, Drama. l need the money.

You're not gonna lose the job. The talent has all the power.

My check didn't come this morning, Drama. My check that l need.

Phil said all payments to everyone are frozen until they make a decision.

-A decision on what? -On what they're gonna do with my show!

-They'll cave. -They better

or l'll cave your fucking face in.

You cost me this job and l'll kill you.

l don't mean figuratively. l'll literally gut you like a salmon steak.

-Do you hear me? -Daddy, Daddy!

-l gotta go. -Billy...

All right, everybody! Who's ready to kill this piñata?

-(KlDS SCREAM) -Get it, get it!

They're not giving Billy his paycheck.

-That's not good. -Maybe we should call Phil.

You can't, you're on strike. You can't call the power people. lt shows weakness.

You don't believe in this strike, do you, E?

No, l never did, Drama. l told you that.

But you said there was no show without Dice and you were gonna stay strong.

Billy panicked me. l'm weakening.

You wanna cross the line?

No.

l want to hit the gym, bulk up.

Good move.

-There's something very strange. -What's that?

Well, there's a $300,000 SLS in the parking lot with a cute red bow on it.

-Oh yeah, whose? -lt's yours.

-Gift from Melinda. -Hmm.

Call Melinda. Tell her to find a place to meet me, right now.

-Thank you. -What, are you banging her?

She wouldn't let him bang her, would she?

May l have your attention, please...

-John, Gina. -How are you? Come here.

Good, l'm good. John, how are you?

l'm great. Never thought giving you free extra sauce as a kid would

get me a first-class visit to Hollywood, but here we are, huh?

Looks like we're needed. What are you,

some kind of California man-orexic now, Turtle?

-Jesus. -l'm saving room for your garlic bread.

Plus you haven't seen me since l dropped the baby fat.

-Yeah, and your accent... -Bullshit. l'm as Queens as ever.

-Let me get that for you. -lf you say so.

So what do you got planned for us?

l thought l'd get you settled in the hotel, have a nice lunch

-then get right down to business. -Hotel?

l thought we were like family? No room for the De Lucas at Vinnie's mansion?

-Actually we live in a hotel now. -Oh my God.

You really have gone Hollywood, haven't you?

Are you sure you're the right guy for the Don Peppe name

or are you gonna make us do some ltalian fusion bullshit?

l would never think about tinkering with your food.

-You better not. -And we live in a hotel

because l burned down our house.

For what? An insurance scheme?

No, no, no, it was an accident.

Good, because we're not looking for any bullshit out here, you know?

No bullshit, John. l'm here to work 24/7 to make this happen.

And l am certain that l will not disappoint you.

First thing you do to avoid that,

make sure my wife meets a movie star.

-And not Vince, huh? We've seen him plenty. -All right.

Turtle, do you know where Brad Pitt's house is?

-Uh, no. -How about George Clooney?

She loves George Clooney.

l don't think it's that bad.

She says l'm an insecure womanizer "whose game is

"to feign respect for women in order to get them into bed."

Look, you're focusing on just that.

All the stuff about your recovery and your comeback

-is fantastic. -l don't want my mother reading this.

-l don't want anyone reading this. -Vince.

-Do you think this is accurate? -Of course l don't.

-Then we gotta do something. -Like what?

-Call her and tell her to edit it. -She's not gonna do that.

Then call the editors and tell them not to print it. This is garbage.

-Well, they don't think so. -How do you know?

-Because l just got another email. -What does it say?

lt says they love it and they're giving us the cover.

-Oh, fuck. -Where are you going?

l'm going to see her.

But we have a photo shoot to finish here, Vincent.

l don't give a shit. Tell them to finish it without me.