Vanderpump Villa

Welcome to Vanderpump Villa: The Reunion.

- -Oh my God.

Marciano, you told me exactly

what you would like to do to me, how you'd like to do it.

-What? -Like sexual?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -Oh, my God, dude.

Let's bring it all out.

Oh, God.

You are crazy. I literally was living in scary island

the whole entire time living in that room.

-You literally-- -Scary island.

-You don't think I was? - Yeah, it is scary.

-You're a scary island. -What the is scary island?

-You did sneak in my bed twice. -Oh, my God.

-You're shaking. -I am, 'cause I'm pissed off, Lisa.

Ooh!

I wanna hear about Andre's romance with Bridget.

Well, we actually have some never-before-seen footage.

- Oh my... -If I was you,

never talk to this man again.

We'll get to the Mormon wives.

Marciano, what was it about Demi that stole your attention?

Demi and I had a very strong attraction

that led to something outside of the castle.

-These Mormon wives, you guys. -

They're hungry bitches.

Six months have passed since we bid arrivederci

to the enchanting Castello Rosato.

Well, this evening, I've summoned my staff,

not just to reminisce, but to peel back the layers

and to scrutinize our Italian summer.

-It's showtime. -

Rolling, rolling.

Welcome everyone to Vanderpump Villa: The Reunion.

-Yay! -

Okay, I know, you guys are all looking at me like, yes,

-letting me host is a bold move. -

But let's be real, I was born for this shit.

-Right? -

And we have the ultimate queen of hospitality

and our fearless leader, Lisa Vanderpump.

Buckle up, people.

Tonight is going to be a night to remember.

- Well, look more excited. -

-I think they're scared. -

Alright, it truly is wonderful, you know,

to see each and every one of you again.

Now, let's get to the heart of it, shall we?

This wasn't just any job.

You carried my name, my brand, and my vision.

So, now I'm looking ahead and I'm deciding

who's earned a place by my side next summer,

should we all be so lucky.

- - No one's breathing.

Alright, Stassi, darling, I want you to take it away.

Thank you, Lisa. Alright, Italy is freaking romantic.

Let's be real. And the Rosato romances

were heating up fast, like day-one fast.

But as the summer went on, not every love story

was smooth sailing. Who should we start with?

I wanna hear about Andre's romance with Bridget.

I feel like that keeps getting pushed under the rug.

- What happened? - Oh, my God.

I was there for three days. How much of a romance can it be?

Andre, do you wanna take this, or should I?

Well, I mean, Bridget came in. I thought she was attractive,

and I heard that she thought I was attractive as well.

And we had one conversation.

Well, we actually have some never-before-seen footage...

-Oh! -...that didn't make it.

-Ready to watch all together? - I'm ready.

You know, me and Bridget, we have this attraction going on, right?

-B-R-I-D... -Uh-uh!

...G-E-T,

-get with me. -

There's another girl asking you to kiss her goodnight.

-But I also-- I also-- - Wanna do your own thing.

Wanna pursue other options.

I mean, I don't wanna lie, but I also told Gabriella, like...

- -Oh, no.

What?

Never talk to this man again, if I was you, if you were smart.

-Wait, wait. -Holy cow.

Gabriella, you weren't the only one that was played,

-clearly. - Wait.

Marciano, for once, you are not the bad guy.

One at a time. Gabriella, how much of that

that you just saw were you aware of?

-Oh, none of it. - Oh my...

How hot is that seat right now, brother?

Oh my gosh. Andre, okay, your turn to defend yourself,

and you're, like, really gonna have to try hard,

'cause, like, we're all obviously Team Gabriella.

Bridget, I had an attraction to her.

I did a cheer towards her. Yes, I did.

Me and Gabriella was in limbo. Like I said, to this day,

-it could have went left or right. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

When you were doing your Village People thing,

you did not look like you were in love with Gabriella.

- Yeah. -Right. If you're cheering for her

and whispering in her ear that she's so beautiful

and having these conversations,

and then a week later you're boo-hoo crying,

-talking to Lisa... - Mm-hmm.

...saying that you're in love with me, and this, that and the third,

that doesn't match up. When you're in love with someone

that roots deeply.

It's bullshit. It's an act.

And I'm so happy with myself now. I made the right decision.

Here's the thing, right? 'Cause you sit there

and you just act like your shit don't stink at all, right?

-It was so many times I had so many... - It doesn't.

-I'm like-- -It doesn't, it doesn't.

- She smells fine. -

- - Oh! Ugh!

You and I had a separate conversation about how much you liked Gabriella,

but you were scared to put in effort or go all in

because you thought it was over, you thought there was no chance.

How do you expect to have a chance

if you're already up without even trying?

What y'all are failing to realize, this was day two.

Me and Gabriella did not have a conversation

about what we were doing, at all.

I asked you specifically.

I do not plan on having any sort of intimacy

or romance with anyone here.

I wanna know how-- how you feel.

I mean, you get on my damn nerves.

But you know, you got a special place over there to the left side.

Your heart? Wait.

-Why did you go right? -That's your left.

This-- I mean, the storybook is closed and you will no longer hang onto it,

'cause you have nothing else in this.

-What am I hanging on? - So, I'm done.

-What-- what am I hanging onto? - Lisa, when Andre

cried to you over Gabriella, do you think that that was sincere?

I hate to say it, but no.

I've always connected to you, or I thought I did,

but now, it does seem like a lot of superficial bullshit, Andre.

Like you need something. What? You're gonna hold Donut the whole time?

You and Donut got more screen time than you and Gabriella.

Y'all's relationship was real.

-I don't know, like, I can't. - Andre, have you moved on

-from Gabriella? -Absolutely. Yes.

Gabriella, are you dating anyone right now?

-I am. I am. - Yes, tell.

A friend from Miami. We were friends for like a year,

and we kind of just fell in love, and it was progressive.

- Fell in love? -And it was very nice.

- You say "I love you"? -We do.

- That was quick. - Marciano, pipe down.

-Mm. Said it was quick, that's all. -You realize when it's good.

-That's fine. I just said it was quick. - Okay, Grace, Dom,

I want to get into your relationship.

I was rooting for you guys. We were all rooting for you guys.

-Yeah. -I just wanna say, we didn't hook up.

-No, I did not have sex with this man. -We did not hook up.

-Yes. -I had no sexual relations with him.

- -I wanna make that very clear.

I don't have sex with someone unless I have a connection with them,

and that's what I was trying to feel out

-the entire time. -Okay.

Don't make it seem like I was like, "Oh, I wanna have sex with Dom right now."

-You did sneak in my bed twice. -Oh, my God, don't do that.

- -Don't do that. Don't do that.

You were putting your finger up my on the staircase,

and in the bar, and making out. Don't do that.

I just feel like I didn't disrespect you in the way you thought,

-because any other guy would-- -Because you-- here's why,

-because you didn't see it. -Can I talk now?

-You didn't see it. -Because any other guy

would've hooked up with you in that bed, and--

Oh, my God, Dom, thank you so much for not having sex with me.

-I just think you're-- -You're acting like right now like you

-did me the biggest favor in the world. - You were just...

- What the ? -...putting it out too much.

- You're shaking. -I am, 'cause I'm pissed off, Lisa.

I just didn't feel like myself around her.

You misled her. I saw you,

and I knew you had deep feelings, and you said,

"Uh oh, I'm in trouble here. I like him so very much."

-And I don't like being vulnerable. - I know.

-I do not like showing people that shit. - And it takes you so long

to let your guard down, and he stomped all over it.

You led on a sweet girl when she just deserved to know immediately.

So, I should have just straight up said,

-"Hey, you know what, we're done." - Yes.

-I thought that would be embarrassing. -Finally!

-And I wouldn't-- -No, this is more embarrassing.

Telling me I'm sneaking in your room.

-Jesus. -I guess I'm a monster.

- Oh, my God. - Well, there's that.

Wait, I have a question. Dom, what type of dreams

-were you having about Alyssa? - Ooh!

- I've been curious about this too. -

All the while-- all the while, you're having dreams

about Alyssa too for four nights in a row, and nobody talked about that.

- - That's wild.

Alyssa, I need to ask, when Dom was--

it feels weird to even say this... -Yeah.