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I can't believe Mr Kline gave me a D on that test.

How'd I get a D?

You only answered half the questions,

then told Mr Kline the test was stupid,

then burped, then left.

And that's not worth a D+?

Hey, guys. Bad news. - The doctors can't fix your face?

What's the bad news? - Benji's flaking on us.

I'm not flaking. - Benji...

Come on! The Plain White T's are signing

autographs at the Westbrook Mall!

The Plain White T's are in town?

I love them!

So it's cool if I miss iCarly?

No!

You promised you'd be on the show tonight.

Sorry. I'll do it another time.

Great.

Where are we gonna find another kid

who can fit his entire foot in his mouth?

Hey, Gibby, you wanna be on iCarly?

Totally. What do I gotta do? - I'll show you.

Put the foot in the mouth. Come on. You can do it.

I can't. I don't bend that way.

Put your foot in your mouth. - I can't!

Put your foot in your mouth. - I can't do that.

She's not like other girls. - No.

Gibby, lift your foot up higher!

That's it, Gibby! Come on. Put the foot in the mouth!

In five, four, three, two...

I know, you see

Somehow the world will change for me

And be so wonderful

Live life, breathe air

I know somehow we're gonna get there

And feel so wonderful

It's all for real

I'm telling you just how I feel

So wake up the members of my nation

It's your time to be

There's no chance unless you take one

And the time to see

The brighter side of every situation

Some things are meant to be

So give your best and leave the rest to me

Leave it all to me

Leave it all to me

Just leave it all to me

iCarly S01E11 iRue the Day

In five, four, three, two...

Hello, Internetalonians! - Greetings, Web-ites!

If you're here to see a live autopsy of an alien...

You've come to the wrong URL!

Okay, we've got an awesome show for you guys tonight.

And we're gonna kick it off by showing you a freakish video...

Sent in by an iCarly viewer...

Of a cat meowing the national anthem.

God bless A-meow-ica.

Freddie? - One singing cat, coming up.

I rule you, horse! I said, "Giddy-up!"

I said, "Giddy-up!" I said, "Giddy-up!"

Freddie... - Where's the singing cat?

Okay, okay. Hang on.

Here.

It's upside down. - I see that! Wait.

Sorry, iCarly viewers.

Freddy will have the cat video fixed in just a sec.

Okay, guys, we're having some minor technical difficulties.

So while we get them fixed...

Please enjoy this picture of an old lady biting a brick.

Freddie, what do you think went wrong?

I'm not sure, but I'd bet an entire month's allowance

that all my equipment was working perfectly.

You'd bet a whole eight bucks?

Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?

She's afraid if she gives me more,

I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.

That's so dumb. - Not really.

It's on right now? Cool. I'm putting it on! Thanks, Socko.

Turn on Channel 8!

Why? What's... - No time for questions!

... at the Westbrook Mall the Plain White T's,

famous for their number-one hit song, Hey There Delilah,

were signing autographs

when lead singer Tom Higgenson

sneaked away to buy himself a latte.

As Mr Higgenson was leaving the coffee kiosk,

he was almost struck by a giant menu board

when it fell from the upstairs food court.

Oh, no! - No way!

Watch, watch!

Luckily, a passing bystander

pushed the rock star out of the way, saving his life.

Spencer! - That's you!

I know! - You're like a hero!

"Like"?

So did you get an autograph from Tom Higgenson?

Better. I didn't have any paper, so he signed my back!

Wow! - Read it!

"Spencer, thanks so much for pushing me out of the way.

"If it wasn't for you, I could've

been killed by that menu board.

"By the way, nice mole."

Look, Tom drew a little arrow pointing to Spencer's back mole.

That is a nice mole.

"Thanks again. I totally owe you one, bro.

"Your buddy, Tom Higgenson."

Is that his phone number? - Yep!

Hey! - What?

Never mind. I shouldn't ask. - Okay.

Will you ask the Plain White T's to perform on iCarly?

Will you take a digital picture of my back?

Yes! - Then, yes!

No way!

Colonel Morgan! - What's up, Buttercup?

Permission to hug? - Permission granted.

Me next! - Spencer!

At ease! - Sorry, sir.

What are you doing here?

I thought you were overseas with Dad.

I was, but I'm back here for a couple

of weeks to do a little recruiting.

But more importantly,

I bring gifts from your father.

Yes! - Awesome!

For Carly, a hand-made laptop case from Switzerland.

I love Swiss laptop cases!

And for Spencer, a two-foot long Italian meat stick.

This is two feet? - It was till I had lunch.

So you're gonna be in Seattle till the end of the month?

Yeah, and before I leave,

I want you both to come over

and have dinner with me and Carmella.

Sure! - We'll try and get there early.

All right, I better run on. - No!

Before you go, you gotta read my back!

Read your back? - Read my back!

If you ever need my help with anything, you just call me.

Thanks, Colonel Morgan. - Uncle Roger.

Uncle Roger.

Is he reading it?

Are you sure we're not gonna have any more problems?

We shouldn't. I triple-checked everything.

Okay, we're live in five, four, three, two...

Hello, people of Earth, Jupiter and Wisconsin.

I'm Carly, which rhymes with barley.

And I'm Sam. - Which rhymes with ham.

Okay, by now, I'm sure you've heard that Tom Higgenson...

Lead singer of the Plain White T's...

Recently had his life saved by a passing bystander.

And that passing bystander is my brother, Spencer.

Now, guess what? - Tom Higgenson is so cool

that he promised my brother a big favour.

So Spencer's gonna try and get the Plain White T's

to play live, right here, on iCarly.

more info on when that might happen.

But right now...

Sam's gonna send a 20-word text message

using only her feet and toes. - Here I go!

Okay, Carly, just put the cell phone between my toes there.

Okay, there you go.

Okay. - All right.

Getting some words in there, BRB, LOL.

Freddie, what up with the green screen?

I'm not sure.

What's going on with the monitor? - I don't know.

Random dancing!

Freddie, do something!

I'm trying! It's like I have no control over anything.

Okay, now what?

We're off-line, no signal in or out.

Our whole website's down.

Great, in the middle of our show?

Wait, what's going on with the monitor?

I'm not making it do that. - Well, then, who's...

I am the source of iCarly's technical difficulties.

Well, knock it off.

Who are you, anyway? - My identity is a secret.

Nevel, come say goodbye, sweetie.

Mother, I'm busy!

Nevel?

Hello, Carly. Sam. Freddie.

You're the one messing up our webcast?

That's right. I've hacked your website.

I told you I'd get revenge.

No, you said I'd rue the day.

Same thing!

And now your time to rue has come.

Look, Nevel, you better just back off,

or I'm gonna squeeze your big, round melon head till it pops.

You don't scare me, Sam.

Well, we know what does scare you.

Yeah, we're just gonna tell your mom on you again,

and then you'll be in huge trouble.

Wrong! My mother is leaving

for a two-month cruise around the Arabian Peninsula.

Well, someone has to be in charge of you.

Correct. My grandmother. But she's hopelessly confused.

That's right. I'm untouchable.

I control iCarly, and there's nary a thing