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What?

You're having breakfast in class? -Uh-huh.

You can't just have breakfast in the middle of...

Is that turkey bacon?

Carly. -Freddie.

Sam. -I'm eating.

All right, class. Take your seats.

Why do I smell bacon?

It's turkey bacon. -Put it away!

Sorry! -Okay.

There, it's put away.

Into my backpack?

Now, today we have a very special treat.

Spelling bee? -Quiet, Gibby.

Since you young people today know nothing about fine arts,

prepare to be stimulated by a true performer.

Ryan Seacrest? -Gibby!

Now, some of you may know my ancestors hail from Scotland,

the home of plaid.

And so, please welcome

Scottish highland dancer Benjamin Yip.

Ms Briggs?

What does Scottish highland dancing have to do with...

boo...

Stop that! Not you!

How dare you children boo a dancing Scotsman?

Who started the boos? -Gibby.

No, I didn't. It was Sam. I will not be a victim.

Sam, you have detention. -I'm used to it.

Mr Yip, you may dance again.

Children!

In five, four, three, two

I know, you see

Somehow the world will change for me. And be so wonderful.

Live life, breathe air

I know somehow we're gonna get there. And feel so wonderful

It's all for real

I'm telling you just how I feel

So wake up the members of my nation

It's your time to be

There's no chance unless you take one

And the time to see

The brighter side of every situation

Some things are meant to be.

So give your best and leave the rest to me

Leave it all to me.

Leave it all to me.

Just leave it all to me

iCarly S01E03 iDream of Dance

Thanks for letting me hang at your place this afternoon.

No way I can be around my mom right now.

You guys fighting?

No, she's wearing some gross new perfume.

Couldn't you smell it?

I just thought your cat peed in the car again.

I wish. -Hey.

Hey, you missed a smelly ride home

with Sam's mom.

Yeah, well I had to go buy a new backpack

'cause someone dumped her breakfast in mine.

You're lucky I didn't dump it down your pants.

Anybody want some iced tea?

Me. -Tea me.

Grab three glasses.

So, what was up with that whole Scottish dancing thing?

Yeah, who wants to see that?

At least you two don't have to sit in detention with her.

Here you go. -Now, you see that?

Carly puts a nice slice of lemon on my glass.

How does she think of that?

'Cause Carly's classy. -And I'm not classy?

Classy people don't clean out their ears with

their cell phone antenna.

That was your cell phone antenna. -What?

Ugh!

No wonder I keep dropping calls.

Anyway, what right does an English teacher have

to force kids to watch dancing?

I wouldn't mind watching good dancing.

You know, that could be a fun thing for iCarly.

We have people send in videos of themselves

doing their coolest dance.

I'm down. -I dig.

Let's do it.

Where'd my straw go?

Here.

And in five, four, three, two...

I'm Carly. -I'm Sam.

Bon soir. Hola. Shalom.

It's foreign for good evening.

In what language? -Foreignese.

I don't believe you, but since I have no proof...

Okay, now, before we get started...

We have a special request for you...

Our iCarly viewers.

We wanna see videos of you guys

doing your coolest dance moves.

Or your uncoolest dance moves.

Any dance moves will be acceptable. Like the jitterbug.

The tango. -The mambo.

The chimichanga. -The woozy jacuzzi.

The butternut trot. -Any dance you like.

And if your dance is extremely awesome...

Or extremely lame... -We might show it here...

For the whole world to see. -And if we do...

You could get paid... -Or not.

Yeah, probably not. -You won't.

Nope.

Hi. - Why?

My stupid lock is broken.

I've dialled my combination like 10 times and it won't open.

Hey!

Did we get any dance clips in? -Try over 3,000.

No way. -Yeah.

How are we gonna watch 3,000 dance clips

before our next show?

We gotta watch like 500 every night.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing to my locker?

This is my locker. -No, that's your locker.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks, Gibby. Let's go, guys.

I give her a seven.

Six. -Seven.

Weird you'd agree with Carly.

Weird you'd say that.

How many more dance clips do we have to watch tonight?

So far we've watched 472.

So we have 28 more to go.

Hey. What you guys... about?

We're trying to find cool dancers to show on iCarly.

Ooh. Are relatives eligible?

Sure. -Who cares?

I guess. -Yes!

See, when I was in tenth grade,