No Gain No Love (손해 보기 싫어서)

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KKULBEE EDUCATION

Oh!

We still have some time left.

Would you like us to help you choose a dress, too?

Oh, uh, no. I've already chosen mine.

Oh, really?

Then where are you getting your groom's tuxedo?

I have a great tailor shop I can recommend.

The off-the-rack suits here aren't terrible,

but it's better to get something tailor-made...

I'm done changing.

Is that the groom?

May I come out?

-Not yet! -Yes!

Ah, he just came from a shift at work.

He usually looks better...

What do you think, ma'am?

I'm so screwed.

Wow. Oh, Hae-yeong...

I didn't know looks were so important to you?

Yeah...

looks are all that I care about.

Oh my God.

Wow.

And this, too.

Hey, Woo-jae,

shouldn't you get going? You must be very busy.

Beat it already?

I guess Yi-lin was really grateful to you, Hae-yeong, huh?

For that candle holder you made.

This is all your fault.

It's perfect. What do you think, Manager Son?

Looks great.

What do you think?

If you like it, ma'am, then so do I.

Ma'am?

Uh...

Oh.

That must be his pet name for you, isn't it? Am I right?

Yeah, that's right, of course.

Honey, you should come up with a pet name for me too,

instead of just calling me my name.

Why should I when you've already got such a beautiful name?

I'm sure that her fiancé just needed a pet name for her

since he is way younger than Hae-yeong is.

A bit weird to call your girlfriend "Ma'am" though, isn't it, hmm?

I guess in the olden days,

even when guys dated someone older...

they didn't use "Ma'am"?

These days, guys who date older women all call them "Ma'am".

Right, ma'am?

Anyway, how did the two of you meet each other?

Tell us the story.

-Oh, just in the neighborhood... -We go back years.

The two of us met when we were kids.

EPISODE 3

Ma'am, are you done dress shopping?

If you are, I'm gonna...

Who are you?

Why didn't you say anything?

What are you talking about?

This, this, this, this!

I said that the guests need to be able to forget what you look like,

-so how dare you be this good-looking! -Hm?

You should've warned me beforehand about how pretty your face really is!

Wow.

Well, what should I have said?

You can speak, right? So use your words.

What's so hard about saying, "I've got a pretty face,

and I'm basically a ten out of ten."

How can he, when he looks like that?

And with that face, that hair...

All he would do is embarrass you, young lady!

It's only 'cause you don't know how well he cleans up.

Oh, stop, cut it out.

You take off those glasses, comb his hair, and he looks like a model.

Tell me, what's your name?

Uh, Son Hae-yeong's my name.

Oh!

That's beautiful actually.

It's got a nice ring to it.

Miss Son Hae... yeong!

Enough.

Miss Son Hae-yeong,

instead of cleaning up a man, just rearrange your furniture.

You put all that work into transforming a man,

and he'll just dump you for some younger girl the first chance he gets.

Yes, it'll be a waste of time, money, and effort.

You will get nothing back.

Most importantly, nine out of ten times...

...it'll just be like...

putting lipstick on a pig.

Oh, I envy you.

I wish I could find someone who'd try and clean me up.

What about her?

-Nam-gil-a! -Oh yeah, I'll be right there!

I hope the two of you can figure it out.

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-Such lovely weather. -Of course, yes.

It's so beautiful out. Hm.

My plan's ruined.

I should've found an old used suit and put him off to the side.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they may appear.

These are both mine.

Could I get a latte, please?

Uh...

Actually, make that two.

Thank you.

Wait.

Have something sweet...

and if you still feel anxious after that, let me know.

I'll find another way to help you chill out.

Whoa! It's good?

How can this mug and that perfect face...

- possibly belong to the same person? -Ah!

How is it, ma'am?

And as for that perfect face...

What are you hiding it for? It's a huge waste.

Huh?

Uh...

My grandmother always said

that beauty's more of a curse than a blessing.

That if you use your looks to get ahead, in the end, it'll only embarrass you.

Did your grandmother have a tough life because of her good looks?

Uh, not my grandmother, but...

If not your grandmother, who?

Um...

Don't worry about it.

Then, why'd you pull that stunt back at the bridal shop?

Why flaunt your looks, if you never do things like that?

'Cause that man, he's your ex-boyfriend, isn't he?

I'm pretty sure you hated that he was there.

You didn't want me to be seen by your ex.

Was it that easy to tell?

So shallow.

The weird thing is, I felt embarrassed.

Even though it's not real.

Got overly invested, huh?

Is that why you tried to show him up with your beautiful face?

Pretty lame, huh? I was being a loser, I'll admit it.

Don't say that.

Ahn Woo-jae was never as good-looking as you are.

And besides, you've got limitless potential.

You win, hands down!

By the way, you and he broke up not too long ago, right?

It seemed like he was already married.

Apparently, he and his wife had been dating for over a year.

A year? Wow. So...

Oh.

I'm sorry, that was dumb of me to bring up.

No. I was the dumb one.

He tricked me for six whole months.

Anyway, though,

you surprisingly know a lot about me already.

Where I live, who my friends are, even the people I've dated.

That's why you shouldn't talk so loudly in public.

I end up overhearing things even when I don't want to.

Do you think store cashiers are silent NPCs or something?

I blathered on about all those personal details?

Wait, even so, how are you able to remember all that?

I just do, okay?

All the things you say, all the things you do,

everything.

I'm a computer.

In any case,

it's nice to be on the same side as you, rabid dog.

For a change.

-It's reassuring. -On the same side?

We're on the same team, you know? You're gonna be my husband.

Huh?

Once the wedding's over and done with, that's it, we're through.

Aw, is my hubby feeling embarrassed?

Hmm...