Impractical Jokers

Joe: It's the old switcheroo!

Murr: He doesn't know that he's getting punished.

Joe: We've been keeping this secret for a long time,

And I can't wait to reveal it.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

This is insane.

Who allowed us to do this?

You son of a bitch.

Joe: I got the fat sweats.

Sal: Wow! What is that?

I'm so excited.

Sal: Still surprised every day with this show.

Jokers: Well...

Today, we're teaming up

At skydive long island in calverton,

Teaching people how to jump out of planes.

Well...

Maybe we're not, murr.

Maybe it's your punishment.

No, no, no, it's not. No, it is not.

There's no way.

No. No. No.

No, no, no!

So murray thought we were coming here

To teach classes today, but in fact,

It's his punishment.

Murray is deathly, deathly afraid of skydiving.

His entire life saying he will never do it.

What if this goes wrong, guys?

Well, we'll mourn you. Ha ha ha!

I'm shaking right now.

Sal: Wait. Hold on. Holy

He has a heart.

Only one way out now, murr.

Guys, I can't do this.

I'm gonna lose my , man.

Oh, my god.

Why are we still going up?

Murr!

Oh, my god.

Murr: Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

[others talking at once]

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god!

Geronimo!

Oh, oh. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Did the parachute go off?

Don't drop me, man. Don't drop me.

I'm not gonna fall?

You're not falling, man.

Holy .

I need 3 new best friends.

Hey, buddy. You're all getting a punch.

What do you mean I'm getting a punch? You're getting it,

So accept it and move on. You got punished.

What are you talking about? Step down and accept it.

Ha ha ha! Look.

Murr: Today, we're here for sal's punishment,

And if you notice, there's no sal.

Yeah, that's because he's on his way here

To what he thinks is a challenge,

And he'll be getting on to this floor using that elevator.

The thing is there is no challenge,

And that is our elevator.

We control where it goes, who gets on it,

When it gets stuck. Yup, yup, yup.

Oh, I hope it doesn't get stuck.

Guys, it's getting stuck!

Joe: Look at sal. Not a care in the world...

Until...Right now.

Oh. Murr: Oh.

This is--

Um...

This is sal's worst nightmare.

He's in a confined box with a sick person.

You should, uh, cover your mouth when you cough.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Hello?

Hold on. We're working on it.

Sal: Thank you.

Get comfortable.

You might be in there a while, ok?

.

It's ok. It's ok.

What's in the bag?

Just a cat.

Murr: Sal hates cats.

Now he's stuck in the elevator

With a sick dude and a hairless cat.

I don't think you should have that out.

You know what? He just gets freaked out a little bit.

Dude, can you turn around and cough?

Sorry. Sorry.

Sal: Can you give us just a little information?

You wouldn't understand.

You wouldn't understand. I'm sorry.

Oh, my god.

I can't believe he just said that.

Holy !

I feel like I'm going crazy.

Let's go make some noise. Yeah, let's go.

Joe: You did it. !

You did it!

Sal: All right. So it's joe's punishment today.

You might notice he is not with us.

Mm-hmm.

That's because we sent him on a wild goose chase

Today while we post up at his house

And prepare his birthday gift.

Right now, our crew is inside joe's house

Helping us get his present ready.

We're just gonna hang today and wait

Till he gets here.

Joey is now pulling up to his house.

He has no idea what to expect.

"happy birthday!" oh.

Here he goes, here he goes.

Joe: So my whole house is covered

In wrapping paper.

This is insane.

This is some serious-- this is a fire hazard.

Hey, buddy. What's up?

Oh, there you are. Hey, boys.

Sal: We're in a secret location.

You're probably wrapped somewhere.

Boys, you need me to find you?

Make noise.

You wrapped my bananas? Guys.

Are these all presents?

Murr: Anything with bows on it is special.

Ha ha ha!

Like I'd have this up in my home.

We replaced all joe's photos.

Yup. There he is.

Oh, there he is.

Yup. There's the sexiness.

Yup. That's when I had my out at a urinal.

Party's over.

It's all connected.

This is only one part of the house!

You know what? I'm just gonna move.

Sal: Today, we're at artevino studio

Teaching a mommy and me art class.

Hi, everybody.

Ready to do this? Oh, excellent.

This is what I like to see.

Q, go behind the kid in a green shirt.

What--what's your name, buddy?

Matthew. Matthew.

Lean in and just go softly,

"you think you're better than me?"

matty. Yeah?

What, do you think you're better than me?

Yeah.

Everybody thinks they're better than me.

Now, q, to your right, there's a cup

Filled with red paint,

And then grab a big paintbrush,

And then I just want you to pick any canvas

You want and draw a huge x from corner to corner.

Ha ha ha!

Sal: I mean, it's not doable.

I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.

Oof. I think I'm just gonna draw a red x on my head,

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, that's interesting because we just checked

The scoreboard, buddy.

You lost this episode.

Here's your punishment, bud.

Draw an x on every canvas in the room.

Look at all these canvases.

What is your punishment, jerk?

Oh, my god.

This is basically the--impossible.

Here's your punishment, bud.

Draw an x on every canvas in the room.

Look at all these canvases.

What is your punishment, jerk?

Oh, my god.

This is basically the--impossible.

Everybody's looking good.

Let's see each painting.

All right.

Oh, I like your cat.

Oh, I love your little cat.