Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

So, do you guys all have your dates for prom night tonight?

I don'’t know.

I look sexy, Goddamn it.

Oh, my God, Brittini, you look beautiful.

Yeah.

One of them wants more lobster tail, do we have more?

This isn'’t a ----ing Red Lobster.

There'’s none of that vibrance of

how can we blow these people away.

You'’re very home-foody, and it would be nice

to actually see some Instagram stuff.

Captain can give me all the feedback he wants.

You'’re not my priority. I really don'’t care.

Step up.

Captain, go slower, please. It'’s too fast, mate.

I don'’t have a team of people who are, like,

100 percent competent with everything.

You need to have this conversation with your crew.

I know, I know. Jason'’s the captain.

I just need to find a way to get through this.

Here are pancakes.

The laundry'’s a mess.

What the is Magda doing at nighttime?

Were you fighting with your boyfriend last night?

I worry about, like girls around.

I feel so lucky with Scott,

that it'’s just nothing like that at all.

I feel like she'’s judging me a lot.

Laundry, it'’s still not quick enough.

Like, I'’m over it.

Ugh.

All crew, all crew, the charter may be over,

but we still need to get this yacht into the marina.

The tide is high enough now,

so please prepare to haul anchor.

Yeah, copy.

We are standing by.

- I have a heaving line for that. - You have a heaving line?

Yeah, it'’s on the swim platform.

Sweaty mess, Jesus.

Okay, you can pick up anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

- Ben, Ben, you ready? - Yeah.

Anchor is home.

Bridge, bridge, that'’s tender all clear.

Great job, deck crew, that'’s how it's done.

Hello.

The last thing I need to hear is, like,

how bad job I'’m doing from Aesha.

Ugh.

My parents were raising me in, like, a very chill way.

They were never, like, screaming at me or giving me...

So, if someone is very positive,

is cheering me up, like, yes, Magda, you can do it,

you got it, then yeah, I believe in that, and I do it.

This is so difficult.

Okay, going over to port side wing station now.

All right, Cap, starboard marker

approaching to starboard quarter.

- That'’s good, nice and tight. - Thirty meters, holding.

You are clear to swing.

Nice work, that'’s good.

That spot right there is perfect.

Four meters to the dock, closing.

Right-o, just get the stern line on first.

Take all the slack out of that line.

That'’s good, perfect.

Good work, guys.

Well done, deck team, well done.

That felt smooth.

Let'’s party.

I need a beer.

Especially after she vomited in the spa.

- Who puked? - Oh, mate, my prom date.

- Dude. - Hey, who cleaned that up?

Bro, I used your colander.

is that why it was out in the morning?

Yeah.

- You ----ing scumbag, dude! - What else am I gonna do?

, you don'’t use a... ugh!

So, what... how was your charter?

It was just a ----ing sh---show for me.

- Really? - Yeah.

You should pour me a shot.

Oh, my God.

Proper.

I wanna see a picture of you when you were a kid.

I'’ll show you a picture.

- How old were you? - I'’m two years old.

That was Mom when she was young.

Yeah, Mom was a babe. Damn, bro.

What? That'’s him, man.

Pops has that sweet cut shirts, I love them.

No Instagram, that'’s just them.

What?

I don'’t have nothing on me and my parents together,

but I have pictures of, like, my dad and our pizza shop.

- When did they break up? - Huh?

When did they break up?

They never broke up, my father passed away...

- Oh, that'’s right. - In '’09.

So you would have been, what, 20...

- 21, 22. - Twenty-two, 23 yeah.

That'’s so heavy, brother.

Yeah, it sucked, it was tough.

So, I get...

I know where you were a year ago, man, it'’s weird.

I had to grow up overnight, it was weird.

That'’s what I'm saying, you were a child then.

I feel ya.

I think Benny sees me for who I am.

I don'’t think he allows words that come out of my mouth

affect him. I love Benny.

Like, that'’s a friendship that'’s going nowhere but up,

and it'’s gonna last a long time.

You'’re, like, a true Americano, eh?

Yeah, I mean, Irish-Italian...

You'’re like, you're... like, got a pizza shop.

Got a pizza shop.

Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go!

- I'’m ready! - We got that super power.

You two together look damn good.

Yay!

Yes.

That'’s what matters. I'’m gonna be my ----ing self.

Brittini got her heels on, she'’s looking great.

Yeah, I'’m gonna strap 'em in.

Hell, yeah.

- Bye! - Bye!

Always boys versus girls.

We need, like, our own time.

- Yay! - Yeah!

Oh, my God.

What the ?

Brittini and I... who knows, you know?

For some reason I always have a girlfriend in yachting.

That'’s so funny.

I'’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Okay!

I like this game, I like this game!

I need to pee so bad.

- Yay! - Woo!

Yeah!

She had 1942, don'’t worry about her.

I'’ll buy whatever I wanna buy, FYI.

You good?

Don'’t worry about people.

Calm, baby, calm.

What?

Just be quiet.

Just be quiet, just be quiet.

I will jump over and him literally.

I know, but I will.

Get your tits out? What?

Get '’em out?

Don'’t ever...

don'’t talk to ----ing girls like that, I swear to ----ing God.

You don'’t talk to ----ing girls like that, I'’m serious.

You dirty Rednecks.

I'’m gonna have to fight because of you ----ers.

Why?

Because they'’re telling youse to take your ----ing tits out.

They'’re a ----ing piece of sh--.

I swear to ----ing God, you... call me a ----ing loser, dude.

- Asshole. - Oh, my God.

Loser, my ass.

I got it, I can walk.

You ----ing piece of sh--.

Coming up.

I wanna take a nap.

I don'’t think the bathrooms have been done.

None of the ----ing bathrooms have been done.

Magda, Magda, do you copy?

Magda?

Are you ----ing joking?

What?

I swear to ----ing God, dude.

Call me a ----ing loser, dude.

-ing Asshole.

Oh, my God.

A loser, my ass.

I got it, I can walk.

Why?

Look at that...

It'’s all good.

Brother.

Come out and tell me that, you ----ing piece of sh--.

Say it to me ----er.

In Australia, a lot of nightclubs

and bars don'’t have glass anymore.

If someone throws a bottle and it smashes on someone'’s face,

that person, pretty much going to jail.

Like, wanna be a dirtball, like, dude, no.

Because he'’s a ----ing baby.

And the ----ing losers kept telling the girls

to take their tits out.

I tried.

It'’s about fueling the fire with gasoline...

They wanted it, yeah.