Entourage

Drama, will you relax?

Baby bro didn't come home last night,

and he's not answering his phone. Don't tell me to relax.

He probably stayed at Sasha's.

No, more likely he went on a bender

and he's facedown in a gutter somewhere,

wondering why his friends and family aren't searching for him right now.

- Let's not be overly dramatic. - Overly dramatic?

Unless he's distributing,

this is a large quantity of cocaine he's holding.

That is kind of Tony Montana-style.

Carlos, what I'm saying is I think Mark Cuban is reasonable

so I think you need to apologize for how you spoke to him.

Hello? He hung up on me.

- Who cares?! - What's he saying?

He's saying he's gonna raise the money to buy out his brother himself.

- Then raise it! - How much does he need?

- $20 million. - You can start by selling this.

Can we please focus on my missing brother right now?

- You still haven't reached him? - Nope.

Well, what are we gonna do?

Here you go, bend your knees.

Your movie star isn't showing, is he?

Take it easy.

It's 10:30 and he was supposed to be here at 10:00.

Something must have happened. He's usually very responsible.

- Did you remind him? - Yes I did.

You were there, honey, last night sitting next to me.

Right! I forgot after all that happened.

- Can we move past that? - No!

Because everyone is looking at me!

- I don't even want to be here. - You're here because of your son.

And no one is looking at you... except for that Siegel kid's dad

who always looks at you because he wants to bang you.

- I am not comfortable, Ari. - Neither am I.

Some of these people saw you let me walk out of that place alone.

You think I was wrong to?

You're supposed to support your husband no matter what.

Even if you're making a complete jackass out of yourself?

- Especially then! - I am very upset, Ari.

- As am I. - Do not push me!

Ari, is this movie star of yours going to show up or what?

- 'Cause we need to get started. - Yeah, John, he's...

- How are you, darling? - I've been better, thank you, John.

- Daddy, is Vince coming? - We're working on that, buddy.

Because Parker Siegel doesn't believe I really know him.

Parker, he knows him, believe me, okay?

Tell your dad to stop looking at my wife.

- Yeah, Parker! - Seriously, Dad,

my friends are gonna be really pissed too.

Okay, you've now officially humiliated the entire family.

- John, so nice to see you. - So nice to see you, darling.

You're looking great.

Really. She hates your guts.

Uh-huh.

I say we call every hospital in a 30-mile radius;

maybe the police department, file a missing person's report.

He hasn't even been missing 24 hours.

That's what they said about the Lindbergh baby!

You gotta jump on a missing person early or poof! You lose them forever.

- Morning, Jennie. - Morning, E.

- Oh hey, Jennie. - Hey, Johnny.

- What are you doing here? - Nothing. What are you doing here?

Um, I work here.

- Yeah. (chuckles) - Drama!

You can't bang my assistant.

Why, you don't think I could get her?

E, I know we hate each other, but this is about Vince.

- What about him? - I was gonna call you this morning.

- Speak, Scott! - Okay.

- I think that Vince has a real problem. - Why?

Because he showed up at my house at 4:00 in the morning,

wanting me to hang out, looking for cocaine.

- Oh God. - And when I said no,

he went fucking crazy.

Jennie, you gotta find Sasha Grey's number

- and get her on the phone now. - I'm on it.

It's gonna be okay. I'll call you as soon as I hear something.

And please call me if you do. Okay.

Bye.

- That was Vince's mom. - She hasn't heard from him?

Nope. She's freaking out.

So is my dad. I just got off with him.

- What's he freaking out about? - He spoke to Carlos.

- What'd he say? - He was crying.

- Carlos was? - Yeah.

Avión's been Carlos's whole life, Turtle.

It will kill him if he loses it.

- I know. - So do something.

Alex, I'm calling everybody I know who has money.

- I know. - (phone ringing)

That might be Vince. Hello?

- Man: Yeah, who's this? - Who's this? You called me.

This is Ryan Howard. I was calling you back.

Oh hey, Ryan, it's Turtle!

I met you with Vinnie Chase at the World Series last year.

Oh yeah, I remember you. You're the dude

that was screaming out and calling me a pussy.

Aw, don't take that personally, Ryan. You were playing the Yanks.

When you were beating the Dodgers in the NLCS

was there anyone screaming louder for you than me?

Yeah yeah, whatever, man. What's up?

What's up is you just signed a $125-million contract

and I'm sure you're looking for ways to safely invest your money.

- And you've got a way? - Yeah... tequila.

No, man, I don't... I don't think so.

- Don't you want to hear more about it? - No, not really.

But, hey, tell Vinnie I said what's up and to give me a call later.

I gotta go to work.

Okay, I'll keep trying.

- And call me if you find Vince. - I will.

Man: Nice nice, beautiful.

Wiggle it a little for me, okay? Okay okay.

Okay, now make it pop for me, right down the aisle,

right down that middle lane. That's right, hot!

Okay, now turn to the left a little bit... yeah yeah.

Oh, the other left. Right, nice. Okay, good.

- Good. - (coughing)

- Can we break for a minute? - Yeah, just a minute.

Look at you... hot stuff.

What happened to you last night?

C'mere, give me a kiss.

- I woke up and you were gone. - I had to go home.

In the middle of the night? I was worried.

I couldn't sleep, I didn't want to wake you. You had a big day today.

- Why are you wearing the same clothes? - I don't know, I'm lazy.

- And freaking out. - No. Why would I be?

- This is just the box cover. - I know, I'm here to be supportive.

Which one is he? The douchebag on the left?

- (sighs) Stop. - No, really. I'm curious.

Which one do you think?

I have no idea. Why don't you just tell me?

- Better yet, introduce me. - No.

Come on, Sash, I'll be nice.

Fine. Vince!

- His name is Vince? - Weird, I know.

- Vince, this is Vince. - What up?

- Vince, big fan. - Oh yeah?

- Yeah. - Too bad I can't say the same.

- I haven't seen your work. - That's too bad.

Well, I've seen all of yours. Even "Medellin."

What, are you being a fucking asshole?

Okay.

Huh? What?

John, I planned this party for six months. I'm not canceling.

I'm only suggesting you postpone for a couple of weeks.

Do you really want to put your relationship on display

when it's in this very fragile state?

It's not in a fragile state. We had a fight, that's it.

- Any word from Vince? - No, not yet.

- Jesus. - Hello, John.

Barbara.

I assume you saw "Perez Hilton" this morning.

Your scene in Wolfgang's got you a very nice headline.

You read "Perez Hilton"?

My girlfriend's 23, I have to stay relevant.

Barbara: The article also said

that while you were screaming like a raving lunatic at Amanda,

Vince and Sasha were in the bathroom...

- fucking. - What?

This guy'll make anything up.

I met my girlfriend in that bathroom.

- Now look, Ari... - No.

John, I am not gonna cancel the party.

- End of story. - Maybe I'm not coming.

- Why not? - The tension between you two is palpable.

I mean it was very very uncomfortable at the baseball field.

- For who?! - For whom?

- Oh Jesus, come on. - For everyone, all right?

And... I'm at a crossroads with my lady.

- What crossroads? - Well, she wants to get married.

John, you've been down that road three times already.

Yeah, but she wants a kid while I'm still young.

- You're nuts. - Look, the point is

we do not need any tension around us, okay?

There will be no tension.

- I think you ought to go home. - Go home why?

Look, you do not want your wife walking into a surprise party

with all your best friends when the only thought she has in her head

is about killing you!

Go home. Go on.

Yo, Drew, it's Turtle. I met you at the Super Bowl with Vincent Chase.

Oh hey, Turtle. What's up, man? How's Vince doing?

- Uh, he's doing. - So what's going on?

How would you like to invest in a tequila company?

Uh, I wouldn't.

Even if I told you Mark Cuban wants to put 20 mill in real bad?

Really? Now would I own it at the same price as him?

No, see, what I want to do is raise the money myself

and then kick Cuban out of this thing.

- Turtle. - Yeah?

You were the guy at the game with the hat on backwards, right?

Yeah, probably.

Hey, man, phone's breaking up. I can't hear you.

I hear you just fine.

Hey, man, yeah, I'll hit you back. Sorry.

Drew! Hello?

- The guy's a dick. - You're the one being a dick.

- Really? - Look, he's just jealous.