Haha, You Clowns

Ah, that's a great question, Nance.

Mm. Probably her voice.

-That's great, Preston. -Thanks.

Tristan?

Well, Preston took my answer... ...but, uh...

...but no.

I think I'll miss her laugh the most.

Amen to that.

Great, Tristan.

-Thanks. -Duncan?

Ah, it's tough 'cause all those are such great answers.

-(CHUCKLES) Thanks. -(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

But if I'm gonna be honest,

the one thing I'm gonna miss most about Mom

this Thanksgiving

is her cooking.

-Okay. Good answer. -Oh! That's a good answer.

She cooked a pretty mean turkey, huh?

-Oh, she could cook anything. -Mom's signature grilled cheese?

-Oh, my God. -You kidding me?

-Unreal. -You kidding me right now?

It was in the details, you know?

She'd always remember to make Duncan's

with sharp cheddar.

Colby for Tristan.

And me?

I'm a pepper jack guy, you know that, Nance.

Well, I guess that just about wraps it up.

I think we've come a long way on our healing journey,

don't you, guys?

Bang up job, Nance.

Well, I'm happy to hear

you're finding these sessions helpful, boys.

I'm going to be taking a little time off next week

for Thanksgiving.

My wife and I are going on a Caribbean cruise.

Um, that's all well and good, Nance,

but what about our Thanksgiving session?

You know the holidays can be pretty tough for us.

I recently met a new therapist in town.

He actually specializes in therapy

for young men such as yourselves.

I told him to expect a call from you guys over Thanksgiving.

Okay, well,

we'll be sad not to have you here,

but we're happy to hear

that you're taking that cruise after hurricane season.

Yeah, I was gonna say after hurricane season.

All right, boys, dinner is ready.

What? We were just talking about grilled cheese sandwiches.

What's the occasion, Dad?

Your therapist thought it might be a good idea

if I cook up some of your favorite dishes

around the holiday season.

Oh, that's sweet of her.

I love Nance.

All right, well, dig in.

So, um, what cheese did you go with?

Um, looks like... Swiss.

Duncan, are you okay?

-Bottled water? -Um, sure.

-That'd be great. Appreciate it. -Thank you.

Yeah, thank you.

Whoa!

Look at this place.

This place is a palace.

This place has its own zip code.

Okay, everybody zip it. Don't tell me.

So you must be Preston,

which would make you Tristan.

And don't tell me.

-Duncan. -That's right.

You can call me Justin, but it's J-Money

on the high score list for Buck Hunter.

Not sure if it's gonna be a high score

for long, Justin.

Yes! I love that energy.

All right, pop a squat on the sofa.

We're gonna crack this nut.

-Nice, Preston. -(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

So how do we do this?

Um, I'm... I'm sorry?

Listen, I know building a relationship

with a new therapist can be awkward. It can be messy.

You know, we're males. We're territorial.

We're gonna sniff each other out, right?

So it's really important at the beginning

that we establish a space of trust.

-Yeah, totally. -Sure, yeah.

So think of me as a friend.

A therapist is, like, secondary, okay?

I wanna be friends first.

Well, we-- We'd like that, Justin.

So, how did you and your old therapist

get the conversation going?

Well, she had a little wooden baton

we'd pass around when we wanted to speak.

Know what? I can work with that.

What would be my superpower?

I'm gonna have to go with invisibility on this one.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out! Time out!

Invisibility as a superpower over flying?

Duncan, any superpower?

Uh, X-ray vision.

X-ray vision.

Duncan the ladies' man.

-What? -You dirty dog.

No, not like that.

Hey, we're men.

It's a safe space, remember?

No, we have girlfriends.

Nice. Give me the deets.

On a scale of one to ten, are we talking, like,

Salma Hayek or...

Yeah, they're pretty... they're pretty hot.

Mm... Tristan!

Well, if I had to choose,

it'd probably be turning back time. (GRUNTS)

Interesting. Why is that?

Uh, you know, how many times have you said something dumb

and just wish you could have said something else?

Does your dad make you feel dumb?

You know, when I was your age, my dad used to make me feel

pretty dumb sometimes.

Sorry.

Is it cool if I unload on you guys?

Of course, Justin.

Yeah. I mean, our old therapist never opened up to us.

Yeah, just last week we found out she's a lesbian.

Yeah, let's just say

I didn't have the best male role model growing up.

My old man had a laundry list of vices.

-Yeah, you name it. -Justin, I'm so sorry.

Get some.

It's kind of the reason I got into this line of work.

I find that most issues with young men

stem from their fathers.

Well, not us. Our... Our dad is seriously incredible.

-End of story. -Well, surely he's not perfect.

No, like in our eyes, our dad's Superman.

You guys can't think of one small, little thing

about your dad that bothers you?

Tristan?

Well, I mean...

His cooking could use some improvement.

-(CHUCKLES) -(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

Boy, it's like a maze in here.

-Dad! -Dad!

Whoa, the man, the myth, the legend.

-(LAUGHS) All right. You raised some fine boys, sir.

Yeah, I think they're all right. Gosh, we better head home.