So Random!

Hey, folks, your favorite sophomore here, crazy Carson.

For Harrison high's lost 'n found.

It's spring cleaning time. You know what that means.

Anything unclaimed is yours for the taking.

Anything? Anything!

It's all for the low low price.

Of free!

How can I stay in business with prices like free?

That's why they call me crazy.

You lost it, I found it. You want it, I got it.

At crazy Carson's lost 'n found!

Whatever it is you're looking for, chances are I found it.

You want t-shirts? I got t-shirts...

T-shirts with ketchup stains, mustard stains,

Ink stains, possible blood stains,

Chemistry class stains, the-heck-this-is stains.

At crazy Carson's lost 'n found!

In the mood for sweat? Don't sweat it.

I got sweatshirts, sweatpants,

Sweatbands, sweatsuits and sweat socks...

All with the original sweat.

And all for the impossibly low price of...

You lost it. I found it. You want it. I got it.

At crazy Carson's lost 'n found!

I've got wet homework in five subjects,

A gently used retainer,

A "chipmunks: The squeakquel" lunchbox.

Complete with its original "squir-mos"

That comes with its original milk,

And one vintage petrified swimsuit...

Size husky!

Mix and match and take it all.

You lost it, I found it. You want it, I got it.

At crazy Carson's lost 'n found.

Crazy Carson's lost 'n found.

I'm crazy!

Give it up for the cast

Of "so random!"

What's up, everybody?

Hey, we've got a great show for you...

What? What?

Hey, we are doing the show open.

No, we're doing the show open.

Well, there's only one way to settle this...

Good old-fashioned member rickshaw race.

Yes!

Hey, I'm a new cast member.

This should be fun. Ed.

This isn't fun.

Faster!

Wow! They're all in Florida?

Look out, orange cart!

Whoa-whoa! Whoa!

Sweet.

It's Damien's time to shine.

We've got a great show for you tonight.

Kicking Daisies is performing.

And best of all, I don't have to pull a rickshaw.

Somebody say rickshaw?

Stick around, we'll be right back.

- What do we have? - This man collapsed.

Well, we have to call the attending doctor.

You're looking at him.

What?! What are we gonna do?

I don't know. I don't even know what's wrong with him.

I just know it's not good.

Pardon the intrusion.

Who are you?

I'm just a simple country boy.

No one knows his story.

No one knows his name.

Oh, but he don't mind.

He's just a...

I'm just a simple country boy,

But my mama always taught me.

That when a man is that color yeller.

And has that swollen an abdomen,

He's either eaten a bad piece of possum.

Or he's suffering a severe appendicitis.

But seeing how it's not possum season,

I reckon his appendix.

Is about to go pop like a weasel.

What do we do?

Well, first, you're gonna make yourself an incision.

Over mcbernie's point.

What is that? Some kind of backwoods watering hole.

Where you left your shoes and shirt?

Well, yes,

But it's also the spot right in-between.

The anterior superior iliac spine.

And the umbilicus.

Upon entering the peritoneal,

Identify the appendix,

Mobilize it, ligate it and divide it at the base.

Okay.

Some surgeons choose to bury the stump of the appendix,

But like tuesdays at mcbernie's point,

It's ladies' choice.

Well, since it's ladies' choice,

I say we bury the stump.

Attagirl.

After that, I reckon it's all grits and gravy.

Hey, I think it's working.

Thanks.

I think I must have eaten some bad possum.

Ain't nothing but a mad dog.

On a slow mailman going uphill.

In a hailstorm.

Coming up next on "so random!"

This is "project airport runway"!

- What are we gonna do? - Pardon the intrusion.

I'm just a simple country boy.

Air traffic control, this is flight 468.

Making our final approach. We're clear for landing.

Landing gear down.

Roger that.

It's been a pretty uneventful flight, sir, if I do say so my...

Oh! Is that a woman walking down the runway?

Hello, I'm Heidi klum.

And this is "project airport runway."

Did she say "project airport runway"?

Roger that.

Oh my gosh. I love that show.

Three models wearing today's top fashions.

Must walk the runway while helping.

To land flight 468.

Coming in from Miami.

468. She's talking about us.

Heidi klum is talking about us.

Yeah, air traffic control, this is flight 468.

We appear to be caught up in some sort of reality show.

Some of us more than others.

- Heidi. - Over.

And Fawn. Anterelle.

- Are you ready? - Roger that.

Then let's get that bird on the ground.

Folks, this is your Captain speaking.

In preparation for landing, we ask that you please fasten your seatbelts,

Make sure your tray tables are upright.

- And your bag matches your shoes. - Stewart!

My name is Petra. I'll be landing this plane.

Wearing a piece from the Jake marcobs fall collection.

Stewart, this is nuts. A model can't land this plane.

Not in those heels, sir.

That one-shoulder look is working for her.

No, it's not! No, it's not! Pull up! Pull up!

Petra, that was a daring fashion statement,

But you failed to land the plane.

You are out.

Auf wiedersehen.

Ah ah! Thank you.

This is a one of a kind, extremely rare,

Apparently irreplaceable vase.

From the ming dynasty.

- Ooh! - Ooh!

Don't touch it. I don't want anyone touching anything.

Oh. Oh. Oh, sir. Oh.

Please don't do that.

Oh no.

Sir, that is priceless China.

Uh-uh.

Who put on music? Gary.

You were in on this?

Oh.

Oh my goodness.

Stay away from the irreplaceable...

My great-grandmother.

The queen gave me that.

It's part of a set.

Oh my stars.

Please don't. These plates are like my children.

I have no family of my own.

I asked Santa claus for that.

I was gonna give that to my sister on her birthday.

Goodness gracious!

Irresponsible behavior.

Irreplaceable.

Oh!

Oh! Oh, my plates.

This has been another edition of "so random!"'s...

Oh my goodness. Oh!

We now return to...

Wow, that was way too close for comfort.

Speaking of comfort, sir, take a look at what chanterelle is wearing.

My name's chanterelle, and I'll be landing this plane.

Wearing a floral wera vang evening gown.

And 6" pumps!

Spring has sprung.