Succession

I'm not letting you neanderthals in to rape my company.

Daddy's boy.

How can we salvage this? Do we need to sweeten the offer?

- Do you want to call your dad? - Do you want to call your dad?

Everybody, this is cousin Craig.

- It's Greg. - I'll... I'll answer to both.

I changed my mind.

I'm staying on as head of the company.

You fucked me.

On the family trust,

I'm gonna add Marcy to myself and you four.

I'm gonna have to talk to my lawyers.

What're you thinking, son? She's very smart.

- Family first. - Um, sure.

But I want to run the damn show.

And until it opens up, chief operating officer.

We stick to the plan, I takeover.

- And you two, under me... - Under you?

Can we think about it?

- Yeah, of course. - I thought about it. Fuck you!

Sorry the other offer fell through.

But we fattened the goose nice...

I'm gonna eat you all. One by fucking one.

What do you say, kids?

Our position is, this doesn't quite work for us.

Dad?

Dad? Dad?!

Kendall. Dad is in the hospital.

Rava. Hey.

Uh, my dad's...

My dad's in the hospital.

Yeah, he had, I don't know,

I don't know what.

But, uh...

Yeah, I don't know if he's gonna be ok.

It's... yeah.

So... I don't know. I'm here with Jess.

We're just trying to get there...

What the...?

Can we just find a way around the traffic, man?

Just... just... Just figure it out. Please!

Where's the icu?

Blood pressure...

Tests...

What's the situation? Can somebody...

Excuse me.

They're working on him.

What is this part of the hospital?

I mean, is this the best section?

Excuse me? Doctor,

is this the best part of the hospital?

Sorry. You know, we just... We need to know.

The icu is the icu. This is the best place for him.

Is this where you would take your father?

I'm sorry. Can the team have some space? Please?

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you worry about the medicine,

not the fucking feng shui?

Let's let the gentleman do his job.

Thank you.

- Let's do this for dad. - Thank you.

Sorry.

Do they know who we are?

- I don't know. - Are they sandbagging us?

- Do they know who he is? - I don't know.

- Shall we call mom? - What?

No. There's like a million people to call.

She's probably just make it about herself, anyway.

Come on. Your mom's a maniac, she's not a monster.

Folks, we need you to wait through there, please.

Hi. I'm sorry.

We're getting mixed messages here. We have no clue what's going on.

We will be with you

as soon as we have an assessment.

Ok, well, that's not good enough.

We need to know what's happening. Now.

The socio-economic health of multiple continents

is dependent on his well-being.

The socio-economic health of multiple continents?

Kendall. Everyone.

We have an area we can go to.

They'll keep us posted.

So, look, take me through what happened exactly.

Uh, I don't know, exactly.

It was weird. Um, it happened fast,

- we were just sitting there... - We were just talking.

We were talking, shiv kind of started

- hard-balling dad a little bit. - I wasn't hard-balling him.

A brain hemorrhage doesn't come from some chit-chat, asshole.

So it's definitely a brain hemorrhage? Is that what they said?

Somebody said that, right?

- Somebody said hemorrhage? - Or stroke? I...

- The ambulance... - A stroke is a hemorrhage.

- It is? - Yes.

Did someone say "hemorrhage," or is it just us who said it?

It could be an aneurism.

Why aren't we chasing this?

I'll chase.

Hey, uh, is there any...

Did dad ever talk to any of you guys about cryogenics?

You're insane. Look, I don't want

to be given the runaround

by doctor-fucking-suny purchase medical school here.

We need to know who the top players are, ok?

Who's the top dog in this hospital?

Have you talked to dad's neurologist?

Kendall, stop acting like the king of the hospital.

We're all trying to do our best, so just fuck off.

I'm on it. Ok?

According to this, it sounds like a stroke,

but it could be an acute subdural hematoma.

Great. Get in there and operate, doctor Google.

He once talked to me about cryogenics.

What? Wouldn't that just be typical?

All the other billionaires are strolling around in new bodies,

but not dad, because we were too embarrassed to actually discuss it.

He didn't talk to you about cryogenics.

You talked to him about cryogenics

because you're obsessed with cryogenics.

- I'm not really, Kendall. - And what he didn't tell you,

and what I'm telling you now,

is that you are an idiot.

Sticks and stones, Kenny.

Yeah, I know.

And on his birthday, too? It's so shitty.

So what's happening now?

Are you staying at the hospital?

I guess.

I mean, I think I've got a job,

but I don't know.

Logan said I did,

but marcia was the only one to hear it,

so... and then he tragically,

you know, like, whatever.

Well, what sort of job? Is it a good job?

I don't know. Like,

could be anything.

And I have, like, 20 bucks left.

The world is so fucked up.

I am not sending you any more money, Greg.

Step up.

I'm not asking you to send me...

Look,

just make sure about the job.

- All right? - Yeah, I know.

Hey, do you have cash?

Yeah. Uh...

No, just my last twenty.

That's fine. Thanks.

Um...

I just got mugged by shiv.

Born in humble circumstances in dundee, Scotland,

shortly before the outbreak of the second world war,

Logan Roy grew up in poverty,

but died one of the richest

and most powerful men in America.

His widowed mother took the decision...

It's an atn obituary.

They want us to ok it in case they have to run it.

Is it nice?

I mean, it's made by his own news division.

Doesn't say he was a prick.

You want to watch it?

No.

I would really love to see you.

Yes, it's appropriate. It could hardly be more appropriate.

Ok?

Yeah, ok. Ok, good.

- Hey, Jess? - Mm-hmm?

There's nothing in here about our mom.

Or Connor's. They need to be included.

Yeah.

Pj says Aziz kahn at Mayo clinic is the best there is.

Sarah says Ann wieman at nyu.

Ann wieman? Is that... That's not who I have.

Well, it's the name I have.

Can you tell Sarah to give her a call?

- Sure. - Hey, Rome.

- Do you have regular? - No, I've got...

Now I'm strapped. Was there any change at all?

- Hey, you guys. - What?

Could I have the change?

What is this? People are sending shit already?

It's from Lawrence yee at vaulter.

Call him and tell him that is not fucking appreciated.

Mm-hmm.

- Kendall, I'm so sorry. - Thank you, Gerri.

Can you give me five?

We need to talk.

Over here, ok?

Obviously the nominating committee, the board,

has a plan in the event of Logan's incapacitation.

Sorry, do I need to hear this right now?

You do.

In the event that we, uh,

continue on our trajectory

of his current consciousness,

we're gonna need to announce a plan

by around 6:30, before the markets open,

in order to avoid a lot of funky chowder.

Did you say funky chowder?