Entourage

Unbelievable, this guy.

Hi.

How's that seafood tower treating you?

Oh, delicioso, Ari. You really outdid yourself this time.

Seriously, I mean, this dinner is even better

than the one you took us to when you signed Vince.

E wasn't around for that one, you know? He's making up for lost time

ordering three different types of caviar.

Until I see your credit card you're still a dine-and-dash candidate

- as far as I'm concerned. - Oh!

Seriously, Ari, the guys are right.

You pulled out all the stops. Thank you.

ARl: Hey, Vinnie is officially a superstar.

Number one movie in the country.

Theme park ride. Thank you!

Cheers. There you go, raise it up!

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

Mmm. Ah.

So tell us about the ride, Ari.

The Ride... water theme, obviously.

Studio is going nuts over it. Did you see the commercial?

- No. I don't really have to go, do I? - You got to go.

Head of the studio's going, that means you're going.

I'll go just to see you doing Mach 10 in a water flume.

- Yeah! - ARl: No, I don't do thrill rides.

Haven't since I rode one of the partner's daughters

in the William Morris mail room in '86.

You know what? You don't do the ride, I don't do the park.

Blockbuster clout has made this boy shrewd. I like it.

- Then another toast to that, huh? - Yeah!

So what are we hitting next?

Home. I need at least 45 minutes to digest.

Yeah, unfortunately I got to hurry home too, man. I'm sorry.

- What's the problem? - My daughter has a boy over.

- Oh! - A boy with Sarah, that's so cute!

It's not cute. You know who it is? It's Max Ballard.

- The kid from "Young 21 Jump Street"? - Yeah.

- It's a good show. - Didn't they ship him off to rehab

- for Vicodin addiction? - Hey, moron, he's 13.

In celeb years that's like 30.

So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?

So you're admitting I'm a celeb.

It's bullshit, Drama.

Just 'cause the guy put the doggie bag in front of you doesn't mean it's yours.

You said it yourself, chief: Possession is 9/10 of the law.

And this glorious 32 oz. Porterhouse is in my possession.

- What's that? - Get off it!

- Damn. - Too slow, Turtle.

Which one of you barn animals left the door open?

Oh, that would be the meat stealer.

I don't think so. I was first man out.

You were, Johnny, until you ran back in to splash some more Drakkar on...

Arnold don't sound too happy.

- I'm going to call Westec. - No forget it.

Rent-a-cops move slower than real ones.

So you're just going to go in?

Life is for the adventurous, E.

Maybe we should leave Vince in the car?

If something happens to him we're all fucked.

- (DOG WHINING) - Do you smell something?

Is that sausage?

No, that's gourmet kielbasa.

It's been aging for three days.

I was going to surprise you guys.

I'll kill that son of a bitch!

Wait, wait, wait. You go first, we'll come behind you.

Why don't you go?

I can hear you assholes.

- Dom? - Surprise, motherfuckers.

- Yo, Dom! - What's up, bro?

Give me some love, man.

I've been on a bus for the last three days

with your pretty fucking picture on it, Vince.

- Ironic, huh? - Come here.

Dom, you better learn to knock, bro.

You have no idea how close you came...

Close to what, Drama? You need more muscle

than you three fruitcakes and Aquaman here to get me down.

Hey, what did you do to my dog?

He's all right. He's in the john eating a nice piece of meat.

Not my lamb chops?

Hey, Ebola

What's with you infectious fucking disease, you?

You know I always hated that name, Dom. How are you?

- Come on, huh? - (GROANS)

- How did you get out of prison? - They let me out.

Good behavior of all things.

Damn, you motherfuckers look good.

- It's been a long time. I missed you. - Hey, we missed you too, man.

We haven't all been together since what, '98?

- At least. - This calls for a celebration.

Yeah, I'll break out the Lowenbrau.

No, no, no. Take me out. I've been surrounded

by nothing but men for the last five years.

- Show me some L.A. Pussy. - I think we can do that. Come on.

You come back here!

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

The director was really up my ass during this scene.

Don't you dare slam that door!

I want to live with my father.

It's 10:30, get him out of here.

He's a nice boy, Ari. Just stop it.

Nice boys don't have nine cars.

- Shh. - What?

- You hear that? - What?

Silence. They stopped talking.

- I'm going in. - Ari, Ar...

Oh. Hey, baby. I totally forgot you had company.

- Hey, how's it going, Max? - Hey, Mr. Gold.

What are you guys doing?

Max is showing me scenes from his new movie.

- It's so good. - Oh, thanks, babe.

All right. It's time to go.

- Daddy! - No, no, no. It's 10:30, honey.

It's way too late for company, come on.

It's cool, Sarah. I'll just see you tomorrow.

Actually you won't. We're going to Six Flags tomorrow, so...

Yeah, I know. I'll be there too.

Why... why will you be there?

Max is in talks with the studio

about taking over the Cody Banks franchise.

Plus my peeps think it's a good press op.

It's going to be a zoo there, Max.

You sure you want to be ripped limb from limb by screaming fans?

Are you kidding? I love my fans. Later, dude.

I'll IM you late night. Ciao.

ARl: I'll walk you out.

In the joint

the homos on my tier, they have pictures of you on the wall.

- (LAUGHS) - And I tell them I grew up with that little punk

that you're whacking it to. They didn't believe me though.

So they didn't believe you knew the Chase brothers, huh?

Oh, they believe I knew you, Drama.

Why didn't you call me when you got out?

I would have sent you a plane ticket.

I had a lot of loose ends to tie up.

You know, mostly parole board crap.

They had to give me permission just to come out.

- Wow. - Plus, I wanted to surprise you guys.

Nothing like a good breaking-and-entering

to get the old heart pumping, huh?

- How'd you find the house? - Star maps.

How long are you planning on staying for?

What's with this guy?

What is this, a fucking interrogation?

Yeah, E, what's your problem?

The guy just got here. You're already asking when he's leaving?

You stay as long as you want, Dom. We got plenty of space.

Thanks, Vince. It's nice to know you're still there for me.

You know, it's been a rough road.

You come out of the joint, a lot of people

who you thought were your friends, they're not.

I guess it's hard to love a felon.

Anyway, before I get all misty like a queer,

why don't you bums hook me up with some easy ass?

Come on, I'll take a lap with you. Show you my skills.

You can come too, Drama.

Yeah, like I need an invitation.

E., what are you being a dick for, huh?

I'm not being a dick. I just don't trust him.

You don't like that he calls you E coli?

It's Ebola, and no, that's got nothing to do with it.

It's Dom. We've known him our whole lives. He's not a stranger.

It's the fact that I know him that worries me.

The guy shows up one day after we open up at number one.

He wants something. Look at all the guilt he's throwing your way.

- Well, I do owe him. - You're not the reason he went to jail.

- It was my weed. - It was two joints.

The guy would have been out in a day but he punched the cop in the face.

He wouldn't have been near the cops if it weren't for those two joints.

He would've gotten locked up for something else, you know that.

I don't know that.

I mean, it's simple. What are you going to do when he fucks up out here?

- If! - Okay, if.

Well, then I'll deal with it. It'll be my problem not yours.

- Okay? - Okay.

Don't worry so much, man. We're number one, baby!

Number one, baby. Have fun.

- Fuck you! - (LAUGHS)

She's still online.

So go tell her you secretly monitor her buddy list.

See how that affects trust issues.

Ari! Ari!

Daddy, what are you doing?

Shh, go back to sleep, baby. My computer is on the fritz.

I'll have this back to you before the morning. I love you.

- (LAUGHING) - All I said was that she had nice lips.

Yeah, and that you wanted to introduce them to your member.

Where I come from that's a fucking compliment.

Hysterical, Dom. Hysterical.

Am I nuts, or does it feel like we're back home?

- Yeah. - Awesome to have you here, Dom.

Yeah, Dom. Awesome, bro, awesome.

I'll catch you guys later. I'm gonna head up.

Hold on a sec. I got a little something for you.

I know you're kind of the de facto leader of this crew.

So I want to give you this as a show my appreciation

for letting me come out.

He gave you a present. Be nice, huh?

- What is it? - It's a screenplay.