Suits

- Those two things are not both gonna happen.

All you've done is hit singles, and I need a goddamn home run.

- Jonathan, listen-- - I don't want to hear it.

Start making us some real money.

A man like walter gillis

Isn't gonna listen to a guy like you,

Offering to save him with sunshine and rainbows.

- Walter, I can't guarantee you we'll win,

But I can guarantee you that I will never sell you out.

- All right, I'm in.

- You're talking hostile takeover.

Gillis industries--

Logan, we have a conflict.

- You're either with me or against me.

That includes all $1 billion of my business.

- Get moving on drawing up a tender offer for logan sanders.

- Do you remember when I told you

That I once had an affair with a married man?

It was him.

You're up early.

So are you.

- Well, I have to be. You don't.

- I was already awake. Thinking.

- About last night? Look, mike, I--

- It's okay. I'm good.

- You're good with me working on the takeover with logan?

- Why do you not seem to believe me?

- Because you weren't good last night.

Which was before this morning

When I realized that that's work.

This isn't.

- So as long as we don't let that affect this...

- In that case, let's set some in-home ground rules.

Obviously, the first--

- Uh, respecting each other's privacy.

Exactly.

The left-hand side of the desk belongs

To the united nation of ross.

- You're not a nation. - I have a flag.

fine.

As long as we agree that any perusal of my phone

Is considered a breach of my borders.

I thought you liked it when I breached your borders.

- Mm, well, those are different kind of borders.

In that case, a breach is allowed.

- Allowed? - Encouraged.

- Requested. - Demanded.

- Let's go make you late for work.

Mm.

Jessica, I am telling you.

The s.E.C. Is gonna send jeff malone after us,

And nobody is better suited to beat him down than--

You guessed it

Because we all know that

This is better than this,

Which will result in this,

Which will also result in this

And this

And this.

And what do I want in return?

Oh, you know what I want.

You've always known.

And after I win,

You'll not only be willing to give it to me.

You're gonna be begging to give it to me.

Ha!

- Louis, I have to talk to you. - B--not now.

Unless you have photoshopped my head onto a dragon,

Do not interrupt me while I'm perfecting my pitch.

- Your pitch doesn't need to be perfect.

It needs to be now.

- Why? - Malone is here.

- He's here? - In the lobby.

And jessica just asked to see you.

Oh, out of my way.

- Aren't--aren't you going to bring your easel?

- Oh, I don't need an easel to kick this sucker's ass.

Jessica.

- Jessica, I got your message, and I just wanted to--

Louis, this is jeff malone.

- Yeah, I know who he is. He's with the s.E.C.

- He was until this morning.

We brought him over because we have reason

To believe they'll be coming after us.

Wait, what?

- Jeff is our newest senior partner.

He's going to be taking on the s.E.C.

Because you suck.

And I wanted to introduce him to you first

Because you're a loser.

Who can get him up to speed on felton securities.

Because you're never going to be name partner.

And you're both experts in finance.

- Louis, I'm really looking forward to working with you

On felton securities.

Yeah, me too.

- You suck. You're a loser.

Louis?

Is there something else?

No.

Nothing.

How long you been working on that?

Two hours.

- You know it's called a brief, right?

- You know his name's harvey, right?

- You make a compelling argument.

What do you wanna talk about? - Um...

Logan sanders.

What about him?

- We sort of dated a few years ago.

- Wait, hang on. Define "sort of."

- Definitely. - Define "dated."

- We had an affair while he was married.

Holy sh--.

- I know. And I--

Because, rachel, if there's two things that harvey hates,

It's things being kept from him and things being kept from him.

- I know. - Then what am I doing here?

- I don't know how to tell him.

- Quickly, because logan's gonna be here in an hour.

- And, rach, it's less important how you tell harvey

Than that you tell harvey.

Go.

- okay.

- Hmm. These are nice.

- I was wondering all day if you would be--

I can't do this.

- What? Rachel--

It's wrong.

- Wrong? You're the one who kissed me.

And I was wrong.

No, you weren't.

My whole life I've done everything

And all it did was make me miserable.

Ever since I met you...

I can't stop thinking about you, and all I want to do--

- Logan-- logan, if we do this,

Someone's gonna find out at some point and then what?

I don't care.

- okay.

Harvey, I need to tell you--

Rachel?

Logan.

Where's harvey?

- I don't know. I'm early.

- He doesn't like it when people--

- What are you doing here? - I'm harvey's associate.

- You did it. You went to law school.

- Not exactly. I'm in law school.

Rachel, that's great.

I'm really proud of you.

I'm just gonna come back.

- You came in here to tell him about us, didn't you?

How'd you know?

It's all over your face.

- Logan-- - please don't tell him.

I have to tell him.

Rachel...

Do you know what people think

When a son takes over his father's company?

- That his father's proud of him?

That he didn't earn it.

Which is why I'm not looking to advertise the fact

That I once had an affair.

- You're not advertising it. You're disclosing it to counsel.

- Okay, look, you want the truth?

I'm not proud of the way I was back then.

The way I treated allison, the way I treated you.

But I'm not that person anymore,

And I don't want people to think that I am.

- And I understand that, but I work for harvey,

And I can't keep things from him that he needs to know.

- He doesn't need to know this. - Yes, he does.

Why is that?

- Because I happen to live with the man on the other side

Of the takeover battle.

- Oh, no. You need some me time already?

It's not me time.

It's "I'm gonna kick your ass" time.

- I think we both know you only kick ass after eating a hot dog.

- I could be drinking a juice box and still kick your ass.

- I don't think so, because I have this.

Just read it to me.

- "harvey specter, you are summoned to"--

- You gotta be kidding me. You're subpoenaing me?

- Oh, yeah. I filed a t.R.O.

I'm gonna block your tender offer.

Bullsh--, you are.

- Well, we'll see what the judge has to say.

Oh, right. You got your hands full.

Here, let me get that for you. There you go.

Hearing's at 2:00. I'll see you then.

Oh, harvey, the suit--

It's a little dated for court, don't you think?

- Did you get everything settled with hr?

Yeah.

Corner office. You really must like me.

- don't get too excited.

You know, the last two partners that had this office

- Then it's a good thing I'm much better than they were.