Smallville

Previously on Smallville...

Lois, you've had a lot of questions about The Blur.

It's me.

I'm The Blur.

Lois Lane, will you marry me?

Yes.

I am Green Arrow.

Man: ...To become the masked archer?

I think our audience would like some answers.

I lost someone. She meant everything to me.

I just stopped looking for you.

Maybe that's what you wanted.

Could have called me. You could have said --

Yeah, I wanted to,

but the fate helmet warned me to stay away.

You sticking around for a while?

Yeah.

Good.

I think there's something more behind the darkness,

something that hero-haters like Slade

don't even know is affecting them.

Just before the facility exploded,

I saw something on Slade's skull --

the Omega symbol.

It was like it was branded there.

I think the Omega is a sign of corruption --

a mark that the darkness has fully taken over someone.

This thing is like an evil

that's spreading over the earth.

It preys upon the dark side that we already have.

If we can't stop it,

the darkness will infect every person on this planet.

Granny: Desaad?

Our unholy trinity is complete.

I bind their bodies.

Godfrey breaks their spirit.

And you --

you clear their minds,

preparing the way for Lord Darkseid.

Look, Clark, I want to plan this wedding

as much as I want to jump off of a building.

Clark: You know I'd catch you.

You're sweet.

Now stop trying to dodge this bullet, speedy-pants.

We've got a serious problem here.

Tiny Lois has 37 possible guests on her side.

Do you know how many tiny Clark has on his?

Clark: Just tiny Martha?

Tiny Martha is a sign of a much larger problem.

Sandwiching your superfriends into the same place

as my dad's battalion is a recipe for disaster.

All it takes is one wrong person

recognizing the right face, and bam!

We'll find a way to make it work.

That's easy for you to say

when you're calling from...

Where the hell are you, anyway?

Just running some errands.

Please tell me you didn't hop across the pond

for a gallon of milk.

What makes you think I'd be in England?

Oh, you know, 'cause I'm kind of staring at your face online.

That better be some pretty damn good milk, Smallville.

"Smallville." I must be in trouble.

How bad is it?

Man: Look up in the sky.

Man #2: Are you getting this?

Chap thinks he's The Blur.

I'm pretty sure that is The Blur.

Shouldn't he be in yank land?

Well, the mucker's here now.

I didn't realize you were ready for your close-up.

And that is just the beginning.

My turkish is a little rusty,

but it seems someone managed to pull off a supersave there,

and now Ankara's also wondering

who America's Blur hero is.

Meanwhile, in Buenos Aires,

they are offering a national commendation

to "El Salvador de rojo y azul"

if he'd just stand still long enough to receive it.

And I won't even bother with the Chinese

because I would just sound racist.

Look, I understand I got a little enthusiastic

after the V.R.A. shut down, but...

Lois...

The important thing is I made the save

and I didn't get caught.

At least not really.

Well, we were lucky this time.

That was supposed to go out two days ago.

Why do you still have this?

Because I realized we missed something

before I sent it up there?

I spellchecked it twice.

You really don't see this?

Clark.

The whole world is starting to wonder who The Blur is,

and you are so close to the story

that you might wind up finding yourself

smack-dab in the middle of it.

I think it's high time that we got you a new disguise.

You know, I'm supposed to be meeting someone here --

Oliver Queen, of all people.

Even with the registration act behind him,

the world still knows him as the Green Arrow.

Well, he probably can't even leave the house

without wearing some kind of ridiculous disguise.

Makes it, uh, pretty hard to live a normal life,

I'm guessing.

You know, I heard he lost his company

to, uh...Lionel Luther.

Well, you wouldn't want to have dinner

with me in his place, would you?

Me? No.

What would your boyfriend say about that?

I mean, I heard he's a pretty tough guy.

Well, I can't exactly call him my boyfriend.

I think Oliver Queen would be an absolute fool

to let someone like you get away.

You're damn right.

Table for the Joneses?

- You know the real bitch of this whole thing? - Mm-hmm?

Oliver Queen could waltz in here right now,

get a table just like that, no problem.

But he wouldn't have the luxury of eating in peace.

Your brown-haired rendezvous here --

I can't even get on the list.

Makes me wish I was someone else entirely.

Well, is it always so bad being someone else?

I'm quite enjoying myself.

Last call for the Joneses!

Over here.

What are you doing?

We're the Joneses, the two of us.

We're the Joneses.

We're the...Joneses.

Yeah.

Right this way.

Here we are.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Yeah, look, we shouldn't be doing this.

The universe just gave a guy with a secret

and a girl with no identity

the chance to enjoy an evening out in public.

What's the worst that could happen?

Drink it in, handsome.

You know, roll it around in your mouth for a minute

and tell me how you feel.

I feel like I can't believe that you did this to my jacket.

Keep in mind that it's a prototype, okay?

And it's not any worse than machine-gun fire.

Uh, that's debatable.

The hood's not gonna stay up during superspeed...

...And at night, I won't be able

to see anything through these glasses.

Well, just use a bobby pin for the hood

when you're superspeeding, and...

X-ray vision for the shades.

Now stop giving me excuses...

And humor me.

I don't want to wear a mask.

You are going global now,

which is...awesome, frankly,

but you have spent more time in the shadows

than you ever have in the spotlight.

You are sticking your neck out farther than you have before.

I'm not gonna stop saving people.

I can't believe you would think I would want that.

You know what? I know how important what you do is --

not just to you but to the whole world.

Okay --

Do you remember who else didn't want to wear a mask?

- Oliver. - Oliver made his own choice.

And whether you like it or not, you've made one, too.

What is gonna happen if people start thinking

that shirt-and-tie Clark has what it takes to save the day?

Sooner or later, someone is gonna put two and two together.

Yeah, I appreciate your concern --

And I don't understand why you aren't more concerned.

Oliver went from having two identities to one...

To none.

And I will stand by you no matter what, okay?

But is that really the life you want for yourself?

Yeah, I really should get to work.

Uh, no.

You do not get to whoosh your way out of this one.

Why don't I just save you the trouble,

and I'll just superspeed off all on my own...

Okay?