Entourage

In box office news Martin Scorsese's "Gatsby" is at the top,

hauling in an impressive $37.8 million.

And earning rave reviews for its star Vinnie Chase.

In other news, Britney Spears has a new boyfriend... meet Rocky.

- (phone rings) - Yes, Rocky.

That's the name of Britney's new dog...

- Hello? - I'm still tingling from the weekend.

- Who is it? - It's Ari. It's okay, go back to sleep.

Wow, you pay for that or is there someone that would actually bang you for free?

What's going on, Ari? You just calling to recap?

No, I got a late-night email. Darabont just got hit with a monsoon on Malta.

- Jesus, is he all right? - He's fine, but the sets aren't.

They're gonna push "Ferrari" 12 weeks.

What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?

Enjoy life, what else?

And snap some below-the-belt photos of that partner of yours

and send them over here. I am bored.

- You wish. Later. - Later.

- You're bored? - It was a joke, baby.

You know I'm never bored here. Now gimme something.

What time is it?

I don't know, my cock doesn't wear a watch.

- Ari! - (phone ringing)

Jesus Christ, what time is it?

That's the home line. No one calls me on the home line, baby.

Oh my God, I hope it's not my father!

- Hello? - Hi, it's Marlo.

I'm sorry to bother you so late, but I don't know where Andrew is.

He's never not come home before midnight

and I don't know. Does Ari know anything maybe?

Hold on just a second. It's Marlo.

Andrew's not home. Do you know where he is?

Clients, meetings... eating,

signing... what? I don't know.

I'm sorry, Marlo. He doesn't know.

No, it's okay. I'm sorry to have woken you.

Please, don't worry about it.

And please call us as soon as you hear from him.

I will, thanks.

I hope something didn't happen.

- I'm sure he's fine. - Why are you so sure?

- What? - Is Andrew having an affair?

The guy is missing...

and-and your-your first instinct is to say...

he could be lying in a ditch somewhere.

I got a weird feeling when we were out with him.

Baby, Andrew Klein is a true family man.

He is the last guy in the world to have an affair.

Besides me.

So what am I gonna do for the next three months?

- Whatever you want, bro. - I wanted to get back to work.

- You could come to class with me. - I don't want to do schoolwork.

- You could travel. - True. How about Paris?

- With who? - You guys.

Four dudes in Paris is not quite

the "Last Tango" moment I think you're looking for, bro.

- I always wanted to see the pyramids. - In Paris?!

Morocco, you idiot. Maybe you want to add a geography class.

I knew that, Drama. I thought Vince was confused.

- You guys want to hit the Mideast? - I'd love to, bro.

You know nothing turns me on like a tan chick in a burka.

But I got work and it's a big week.

Johnny Chase is about to get a love interest.

- Mail-order bride? - On the show, wiseass.

And don't be bitter just because I'll be spending the day

test-driving the lips of some of Hollywood's finest actresses

- to find my match. - We won't be bitter... but they might.

Insults from a man who's being taken

back-to-school shopping by his starlet girlfriend.

I'm sorry I got an actress who's not just my pretend girlfriend.

Okay okay, these two are out, but you and me...

- we're free to travel the globe. - No, I'm not.

- Why not? - Because I've got to work.

- On what? - What are you so busy with?

Uh, the business.

Come on, E, what do you really have to do?

I got a stack of scripts to read. I got... I got demo reels.

- (mocking) I got... I got... - Are you guys kidding me?

Remember when you guys used to make fun of me like this?

Yeah, that made sense.

Wow, I got all the money in the world and all the free time

and no one to play with. You guys suck!

- Sorry, Vin. - Sorry, bro.

No, it's okay. You go better yourself, Turtle.

- Hi, guys. - Hello. Hey, Nikki.

- How's it going? - Hey, Nikki,

- what are you doing today? - Working.

Aw, too bad. I was hoping we could hang.

I can see if someone can cover my shift.

Ah, a true friend.

Andrew Klein!

Where the hell is Andrew Klein?

Conference room.

This department, believe it or not,

in this economy is up staggering...

Everybody out!

Except you. Quickly, go.

Last one out's out of a job. Let's go!

- What's up, Ari? - Your wife called my wife.

- What? - Last night

your wife called my wife looking for you.

- Really? - Yeah.

I was out. I was trying to sign Aaron Sorkin.

At 1:00 AM? He is sober now, so bullshit.

Okay.

I was with Lizzie.

- I know. - But I was ending it.

- Don't you dare lie to me. - On the life of my kids, Ari.

I thought about my family, my career... I ended it.

You put me in a really bad spot.

I lied to my wife. 15 years, I've been faithful.

I don't want the stress of an affair without the fun of the pussy.

It's over, Ari!

I'm sorry.

- Ari: You okay? - Yeah.

What about Lizzie? How'd she take it?

She's okay, you know, she's a career gal.

- She... she doesn't want to screw this up. - Good.

- I was serious about Sorkin. - You signed him?

- I'm working on it. - He say anything about me?

- He still hates your guts. - (laughs)

Listen, we got Schwimmer today.

- I want him back on the tube. - I'll do my best.

Do better than that.

- Hey, Jane. - Mr. Murphy.

- Any calls? - No.

Oh, actually, DIRECTV called.

- Your high-def channels are in. - Cool.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Hi, I'm an actor and this is my reel.

Jesus.

- Yeah? - Ashley Brooks is on the phone.

- Oh great, put her through. - Yeah.

- Hello! - Hey, what are you doing?

Working away.

I wanted to see if you wanted to have lunch.

- Yeah, totally. You ready now? - It's 10:00.

- Yeah, I guess it is. - You miss me, don't you?

- Maybe. - Well, I'm bored anyway.

- Can you get out? - I'm the boss, Eric.

I can do what I want. I'll see you in a few.

See you in a few.

Hello, ladies.

It's a pleasure to see you all today.

Johnny Chase. A pleasure.

Hi there. Johnny Chase.

How's everything? Ready?

Not too nervous, I hope? Don't be.

We're gonna have fun. But we may do this a few times,

so... get your Chapstick ready.

- Timmy! - Hey, Johnny, thanks for coming in.

No, Timmy, thank you. Thank Eddie Burns.

Thank everyone, really. For three years I've wanted nothing more

than to show my range with a solid female character to play off of.

- Now I believe I can do that. - Love the confidence.

We should have done this a long time ago.

We talked about it, but the network was resistant to the idea.

- Really, why? - They didn't think the audience

would believe you could get laid.

I'm kidding. Drama, I'm kidding.

Timbo... you!

But seriously, keep it in the gym

because the network wants more sexy this season, less flannel.

I'll do 24 eps shirtless.

Okay, good. Let's bring in the first girl.

- Let's. - Everybody, this is Megan.

Hi, Megan. A pleasure.

Hi, Megan. Action!

Cut! Thank you.

Next!

- I feel weird. - Hm-mm. You look cute.

- I look like Chuck Bass. - You've been paying attention.

Yeah.

If you want to be taken seriously at school,

you gotta look serious.

- Somewhat serious. - Thank you.

- (cell phone ringing) - I thought you turned that off.

It might have popped back on in my pocket. Oh, it's Vince.

- Yo, Vince, what up? - Nothing. I'm bored.

I called you three times, you didn't pick up.

Jamie made me shut it off so I could focus on clothes.

- Which he still won't do. - What happened to Nikki?

- Her friend could only cover one shift. - You wanna come hang with us?

Uh uh uh! Vince, you know I love you,

but this guy hates to shop and I have been trying to get him clothes for a week,

so please just give me a couple of hours and then he's all yours, okay?

All right, you got it. No worries. I'm sure I can find some way to amuse myself.

I'm sure you will. Goodbye.

- Okay, let's go find pants. - Okay.

- Sure you can't stay? - Yeah, I gotta go back to work.

- I can come back later. - I don't know what I'm doing later.

Could it be better than this?

Probably not.

- Ari: Well? - Lloyd: I'm down six lbs.

- Wow. - Does it show?

Yes, Lloyd, you're half the man you used to be.

And you were only half a man when you started, so bravo.

- What happens when I make weight? - When you're actually

presentable in public, your real training will begin.

- Ari? - Yes!